12 Replies to “Honey, I Finished The Internet”

  1. Kid: I wish I had enough money to buy a velociraptor.
    Dad: What would you do with a velociraptor??
    Kid: I don want a velociraptor. I just want the money.

  2. When I finish training my dog to purr and to bury his own poop nobody will want a cat anymore.

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