41 Replies to “Ron Planche: your Blair Witch candidate*”

  1. I’m inspired! A message with such vital content. The guy obviously has a plan. It truly makes me want to move to Ontario!

  2. Aha so he’s a vacuous liberal.
    Couldn’t he have put his camera on a tripod to stop it moving about.

  3. Someone should do something about things in Niagra? What should they do, Ron, go to Ottawa and do to the whole country what the provincial Liberals have done to Ontario? I suppose Niagra will seem a lot better than it does now when everywhere else is as bad or worse.

  4. Greener pastures?
    Like to somewhere else other than Liberal Ontario?
    REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEALLY!

  5. “I don’t have a clue how I’m going to do it, but I’m going to do it.”
    Grit leadership potential.

  6. Ron Planche – demented, wrinkled, confused, and gone to greener pastures (MP Pension from CPP)
    I can’t stop laughing at the LPC snoid who thinks this geezer can make an irresistible appeal to youth – in a riding full of pensioners. “Hey, grab them escaping “youths”, get ’em back here they have to pay for our lush Librano entitlements”. ha ha ha yeehaaaa. The dementia is so thick you can mow it.
    The whole LPC campaign is in flames. Maybe those watching have had enough popcorn and beer by now to pee-out the flames on Ron’s party’s spontaneous combustion.

  7. Minor problem for Ron Planche: Niagara’s woes have almost nothing to do at all with Federal politics and everything to do with the provincial variety.
    If you want to change the economic picture for the Niagara region, you need to focus on Queen’s Park not Ottawa.
    Oh yeah, another minor credibility problem for Ron: Ontario is run by, er, Liberals.

  8. I left a little message to Ron about Queens Park messing up the Niagara economy.
    Liberals are too dumb to see that it is their policies that screw up the economies.

  9. I hope Ron Planche wins the LPC nomination,and continues the good fight to save Canada from itself.
    http://ronplanche.ca/liberal-activist-ron-planche-seeks-niagara-falls-nomination/
    Here is a lovely photo of Our Ron with Our Justin,and a brief resume of Ron’s career as a Liberal political animal who served as an executive assistant to Kim Craitor,MPP.
    Ron has cancer, but it is in remission,so his Doctor has said it’s okay to run.
    Canada needs more of the political class in Parliament, outsiders might not understand how the Whole Thing works.

  10. Not only did the LIEberals ‘screw over’ the taxpayers wallet in Ontario; they literally want to screw over your children as well with their latest pedophile incarnation of the so called ‘sex ed’ program.
    Vote LIEberal for fiscal and moral bankruptcy!
    To be sure, the video camera operator has been using some of Justin’s ‘wacky tabacky’…
    Clearly, Ron has been boning up on ‘Greek finance’.
    Cheers
    Hans Rupprecht, Commander in Chief
    1st Saint Nicolaas Army
    Army Group ‘True North’

  11. Bad hair
    No mention of Niagara Falls at one time giving the cheapest power in the world to now Ontario hydro supplying the highest priced

  12. Good grief. That was so inspiring I almost dumped my coffee. Only thing missing was a little gay pride flag clutched to his chest. Having said that, he would fit right in with the professionalism that has guided Ontario. That picture of his hair in the bio must have been inspired by Trudeau. A symbol of vitality perhaps. The man is crafty, is he not ? Born leader.

  13. That takes “cinema verite” or whatever it’s called today to a new lower level. If I’d ever done anything that bad I’d cut my wrists.

  14. I don’t even……………….
    Something about the blurred hands was significant I guess. He looks old and ill too, is that part of the draw?

  15. Fantastic video. I know exactly what they are going for, but the reach exceeds the grasp so hilariously it’s painful.
    The disconnected shots where he stands and stares into the camera. Awesome.
    The whole shaky cam thing kind of died after Quantum of Solace didn’t it. The Bourne movies are over and they would’ve been better served with traditional camerawork.
    The music is also an inspired choice. Epic and high energy. Why they laid that down while shooting the guy standing in his home’s hallway is a mystery.
    I really hope Harper gets another couple of years to be in charge, whether he wants to be or not. The alternatives still suck.

  16. I wouldn’t be taking credit for that “video.”
    Funny how you just know the dude running is a Lieberal, no mention of the supreme holiness nor any overt “L” logo.

  17. “Tommy Shanks brother?”
    “Hi, how are ya? I’m feelin’ pretty good myself. Well, goodnight.”
    [Tosses Milk-bones to stuffed dog]

  18. Another CBC Master-Production.. The hands! The hands! It’s all about the Hands.. WTF there is nothing in his hands, could have at least put a little turtle in his hands…

  19. Thank you all who commented; we in Niagara need all the help we can get to fight off the discrimination from The Provincial Part Time Politicos who are Just-in-waiting for the better Federal Candidates at the Federal Level of the Liberal Party of Canada/Onatario.
    It is really so sad the only Librano M.P.P to ever make it to the Liberal Cabinet is the looongtime Member for St.Catharines. He has been re-elected by so many thick head Liberal porkbarrel feeders and wanna-bees he just sets down in his comfortable Cabinet POO and let’s all those fast talkers go-on-& on. So hard to keep up with that Popcorn & Beer guy, except wait for it, I think the dropping prom thing caught our Queen Park Cabinet Minister attention.
    Gosh all mighty attending a meeting with the local business people a couple of years ago, I do not use the Capital Letters for any mention of local business when with the Queen Park crowd, especially the slippery sliders from Ottawa who do not recognize any thing from Niagara which helps business; especially names like small and niagara.
    Anyways to get back to the meeting with local business people, the other Provincial Liberal Cabinet Minister with the Niagara One. Y’all know the one who has been travelling to Trawna fro decades and did not think the Commuters from St.Catharines just might appreciate a commuter service into the Niagara Region. Anyways Our Cabinet Minister, the Loong time Queen’s Park commuter let the whole growth of Niagara go down the Tubes when he must of fallen asleep in the Cabinet Meetings, when making it easier for Commuters from Niagara was discussed at the Cabinet Meeting.
    Anyways while sitting with the other small business Employers at this fact finding meeting with the important Cabinet Minister, and our cabinet Minister, The important one said something when one of the small b usiness Employers mentioned there was about 4 Billion $$$ dollars being lost each year because of delays at the Niagara Falls/Fort Erie Borders. Anyways She said, the Important Cabinet Minister, why, when she was in Tokoyo She went across Tokoyo’s Bay in an underwater tunnel, Why doesn’t some one build a tunnel underneath Lake Erie?
    Wide eye looks from everyone in the room, except of course our Cabinet Minister. He did not even sense the effect of dumbness of this statement to the people attending this meeting. Possibly he was really afraid she might give a dirty look if he said anything.
    Well I just could not let the dumb founded silence continue, I know the Chairperson from my neighbourhood kid days and he was on the hook to bring reality back.
    Anyways; yours truly said something like; “Tunnel under Lake Erie? how about all the St. Catharines Commuters driving down the Queen Elizabeth Highway heading for grid-lock at Guelph line”.
    Build a Tunnel under Lake Erie, almost the approximate distance of the Chunnel between England and France.
    The Liberal government cannot even move Commuters on the railroad tracks already in existance that a train form Buffalo uses twice a day? Give us a break!
    Our Cabinet Minister’s eyes stopped their glazed stare; he now looked like a Deer caught in the head lights of a car.
    My goodness the look was of someone realizing HE might be blamed for the extra polution the St.Catharines cars stuck in traffic were creating because of his inability to represent his area. HIS campaign groupies might not be able to smooze their way into another decade of entitlements to be entitled to.
    The meeting ended on the dumb comment of the Important Cabinet Minister and with the different look in Our cabinet Minister’s eye.
    Epilogue;
    In about three months or so after the meeting Niagara received a GO-BUS commuter service. It is even used to bring Trawna people to the Niagara Falls. After all Our cabinet Minister is or was the Minister in charge of Tourism.

  20. ‘For the past 10 years’, you mean since the province has been run by Lieberals?
    Regarding the camera technique, I think the young people who like it are not going to vote for a senior citizen.

  21. May have been Dion’s camera person,or, he was doing a selfie in preset mode.

  22. Well that’s Morontario for ya. If they aren’t electing creepy old lesbians for important leadership positions, the dummies are voting for creepy old men that probably shouldn’t trusted around children without supervision!
    Here in God’s Country, Alberta, we vote for….errrrr….fat slag cocktail waitresses….ummmmmm….UFO abductees…..and zit-faced college kids…..
    Why, I do believe I WILL move to Ontario. This guy and Young Master Turdo don’t look as bad as they used to…
    Oh gawk! I’m gonna hurl!!!! GAAAUUUUUGHHHHHGHGHGH!!!

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