Bill’s Wife

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2. Billy likes him some hookers, yes he does.

3. Ah Slick Willey just keeping ABreast of the situation.
   Go Hilldabeast go and take Slick with you.

4. Jus’ keepin’ it real!

5. She looks so Happy! and Enthusiastic!
   If there was video, would her eyes would be blinking S-O-S?

6. Monica?

7. Goooooo Bill!! That ol ticker can’t last forever.
   Ever notice how DNC Head office never seems to run out of hot ‘lil interns – funny ’bout that. Obviously Bill steers clear of blue dresses these days. Light colors Bill – hard to see “evidence” on them.

8. Must be the next President-Elect!

9. At least Bill isn’t a queer.

10. Did Bill have her affirmative consent?

11. wonder who paid for the “Dow corning” enhancement, the Bill or the Hill
    she probably bought her own bottle of blond

12. It’s gotta be gross him carrying those used condoms home in his pocket these days.

13. Really, he’s into her nose.

14. Hey, it’s hard to find good interns these days. Maybe he’ll write her a letter of recommendation when she leaves. He didn’t do it for Monica, though.

15. Slick Willie went from BLUE to RED. Dress, that is!

16. Wow. That one should cost them at least two lamps.

17. Willey does the Intern while Hilldabeast does the outturn.
    Chelsea should be LIKE so embarrassed.

18. He can do this as long as he doesn’t think about Hillary for even a millisecond.

19. And Hillary’s response? “What difference does it make?”

20. Not bad for 67!! Tee hee.

21. All bets are off the table now, however, because the National Enquirer has reported that, in an explosive tell-all due out some time before the 2016 election, Hillary will finally admit that all those rumors are true: She’s either bisexual or lesbian. The reason for admitting the truth now is that Hillary and Bill believe that, in today’s political climate, her long-hidden sexual orientation is a political advantage, rather than a handicap:
    Insiders say the biggest bombshell Hillary will drop is the flagrant lie she’s been telling for decades about the true nature of her sexuality.
    “Bill and Hillary are the consummate politi­cians, and they realize the LGBT community is a huge voting bloc,” said a family insider.
    “They want lesbians, gays, bisexuals and transgender people behind Hillary in the 2016 campaign. So Hillary’s going to come clean for the votes. She’ll admit that she’s bisexual and has had lesbian relationships.”
    Hillary dropped a major hint about her coming out in March when she announced her support of gay marriage in a six-minute video.
    “Hillary sent a clear message about her true feelings, saying that her ‘personal views’ about gay life and marriage ‘have been shaped over time by people I have known and loved,’” explained the source.
    http://mrconservative.com/2013/05/18027-hillary-clinton-to-admit-to-being-lesbian-in-new-tell-all-book/

22. So what’s more fake, Blondie’s accoutrements or Bill’s sincerity?

23. There is Hilary, and then there is HILLary.

24. Awwwww, isn’t that nice! Hillary got Billy a new humidor for Christmas.

25. Here’s a good one:
    “Woman Snaps Selfie of Bill Clinton Staring at Her Boobs”
    http://nymag.com/daily/intelligencer/2014/11/bill-clinton-caught-staring-at-boobs-in-selfie.html

26. If the cards drop right Slick Willie could become the first black president and the first ho…

27. I can see one of Bill’s hands.

28. I find it offensive and sexist that a lot of readers here are automatically assuming that the young lady in question has “enhanced” attributes. In my time on earth I have had the pleasure of observing some of God’s better pieces of work.
    Any bets that old Pant Suits will make an appearance on the Ellen DeGenerace Show?

29. Hey, can ya really blame the guy? Dumb buxom bimbos find him attractive.
    What would you do if your wife was a menopausal dried up lesbian?

30. She’s looking distressed and he’s hoping to get her disdressed.

31. Anyone who wants the lgbt vote hasn’t looked at the statistics. There’s no victim group with less clout in terms of numbers. Yes I know they run hollyweird and the other degenerate institutions but that doesn’t move votes.

32. Jamie’s “Awwwww, isn’t that nice! Hillary got Billy a new humidor for Christmas.”
    This is a candidate for best comment of the month!
    Kate, send this guy a book.

33. search google for bill clinton and blonde and you get 2 hits. 2! nothing else in this universe only gets 2 hits on google, wonder why?

34. Nice cones.

35. But can she yodel?

36. @John Galt:
    You said “Hey, can ya really blame the guy? Dumb buxom bimbos find him attractive.
    What would you do if your wife was a menopausal dried up lesbian?”
    You and I think alike …. at least in this instance. Although I don’t agree with the “lesbian” part, there is very real truth in your comment.
    And it’s not JUST that “buxom bimbos find him attractive” either. Although you didn’t actually say it, you implied it: He likes women. Especially young attractive women. Nothing wrong with that. At the very least that makes him a genuine man and not some half assed prissy girly man.
    Bill’s politics and mine are far apart but we do have SOME interests in common …..

37. The LGBT/goats, sheep and whatever vote isn’t that significant but to progressives, identity and minority politics is everything. Progressives, at least publicly celebrate deviant behavior and require that everyone else must do so also, even at gun point. A gay Hillary would be a tremendous asset to the Evil Party for that reason, just as Obama’s only major asset was his higher melanin levels.

38. JustAnotherWesterner – did you say President-Erect? No, but that’s what you meant! He’s reciting to her Whitman’s “Leaves of Grass”, gay poets always puts them off-guard. Course, he may just be discoursing on hemispherical globes.

39. That’s one heck of a nice pool toy he has there. I’ll bet it always floats face up no matter which way you throw it in.
    @David: Yeah, I especially like young attractive women, it probably has something to do with why I’m not married anymore. It’s that too many 50+ women get that “I’m not going to have sex anymore” boyish haircut and start carrying a little yappy dog with them wherever they go. Retch!!

40. That’s one heck of a nice pool toy he has there. I’ll bet it always floats face up no matter which way you throw it in.
    @David: Yeah, I especially like young attractive women, it probably has something to do with why I’m not married anymore. It’s that too many 50+ women get that “I’m not going to have s e x anymore” boyish haircut and start carrying a little yappy dog with them wherever they go. Retch!!

41. Bill finally met a woman who was smarter than Hillary.

42. He had better beware of attila the Hen

43. Slick Willie will be stumping hard for Hillary but it may be more for his enjoyment than merely a doting husband supporting his wife. Think of all the free time he’ll have to play around the White House while wifie tends to Presidential responsibilities.

44. Butter face…

45. Woman is identified as Andrea Catsimatidis. Her father owns a Manhattan grocery chain in NYC. He is 161st richest person in the U.S.A., estimated at about $3 Billion last year.