21 Replies to “Honey, I Finished The Internet”

  1. There are three types who pass their road test for his or her drivers’ licence.
    First kind actually take the road test. Sometimes more than once.
    Second kind takes the test on his o her knees (spit = fail; swallow = pass)
    Third play the race card and threaten a human rights complete.
    The last two types have absolutely no business behind the wheel of a motor vehicle.
    It also doesn’t matter if the road test is provided by the government or a private firm. All three types emerge.
    On a side note. I was failed on my first attempt for doing a similar maneuver as the driver in the minivan performed in the video. Taking wide-outs on your turns is illegal, always has-been, always will be. I took the actual road test and passed it the second time.

  2. Painful to watch. Its hard to believe anyone could actually be that stupid. Clearly the mirrors are only for decoration. And it gives a whole new meaning to “defensive driving” when you know that absolute morons like this one share the roads with you.

  3. I see stuff similar to this every day in Saskatoon. I’ve seen drivers come to almost a complete stop on Circle Drive (speed limit 90 kph) in order to change lanes. I’ve passed drivers going 40 kph on Circle Drive with a death grip on the steering wheel and eyes fixed straight ahead with a look of absolute terror. Right turns are routinely performed from the centre lane as if the driver was towing a 53 ft. trailer. Use of signal lights is optional and, if used, are activated once the turn is almost completed. 4 way stops are always an adventure and appear to be overly complicated for many drivers. Yield signs are, for the most part, ignored. The urge to pull up beside some drivers at a red light, open the door, grab the keys and throw them as far as I can is often almost overpowering.

  4. That right there is the reason I drive a really LARGE vehicle. I’ve seen this kind of thing too many times to risk my life in an econobox.
    Remember friends, vehicles can be replaced but brain damage is forever.

  5. I drive in Calgary daily, this is not Calgary’s worst driver. (I have driven in Montreal, this is pretty much like the average driver there.)

  6. Calgary the Jihad capital of Canada, I’d say they fact that Global doesn’t show the driver getting into the SUV pretty much spells out that an “Entitled One” was driving.

  7. And they always drive the large BMW SUVs and Cadillac Road Behemoths. At the hospital underground parking, they’ll block access to everyone else for fifteen minutes in order to shoehorn themselves into a parking spot that’s ten feet closer to the door than the big open space.
    Not Calgary’s worst by a long shot.

  8. “And they always drive the large BMW SUVs …”
    It did look like one of those Ultimate Driving Machines to me …

  9. It is obvious there are things that should not be run by the government. But there are other things that should. Driver licensing is one of them.
    It was stupid for Alberta to privatise driver licensing to shady registries owned by immigrants who will issue licenses to any asian with enough money, and that is why they have so many bad drivers.

  10. Almost certainly, as richfisher also remarked. A male driver would have displayed much more confidence (whether justified or not) in his maneuvers.

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