The World Still Has Too Many Reporters

10 Replies to “The World Still Has Too Many Reporters”

1. Can the Crustacean Liberation Front be far off?

2. Three offers to get Mickey home — yeah, home, to the boiling pot he cheated when he fell out of the grocery bag.

3. good thing he was recued or he might have ended up in hot water.

4. It should have been immediately given to PETA to adopt out, then it would have had a 14% chance of survival.

5. “the crustacean — dubbed Mickey the Lobster — died overnight.”
   By all accounts, he was delicious.

6. “The animal shelter had been making plans to send the lobster back to the Maritimes where it probably came from.”
   Actually, in Ct. Catherines it probably came from Fortinos.

7. Mickey was hoping to become a pinch hitter for a local base ball team!!

8. From the comments:
   “I’m borrowing this comment form a friend of mine and I thought I would share. So, if Loblaw’s can keep a lobster alive, what’s the Humane’s Society’s excuse?”
   I thought this was extremely funny.

9. I lieu of flowers, his caretakers ask that you send butter and lemons.

10. Mickey could have come over to my “hot” tub.
    Seriously, what would they do if they found a cabbage in the parking lot???