13 Replies to “Honey, I Finished The Internet”

  1. For things like this, I always love to copy and paste Carl Sagan’s opening quote from Pale Blue Dot. Google search for the image.
    “From this distant vantage point, the Earth might not seem of any particular interest. But for us, it’s different. Consider again that dot. That’s here. That’s home. That’s us. On it everyone you love, everyone you know, everyone you ever heard of, every human being who ever was, lived out their lives. The aggregate of our joy and suffering, thousands of confident religions, ideologies, and economic doctrines, every hunter and forager, every hero and coward, every creator and destroyer of civilization, every king and peasant, every young couple in love, every mother and father, hopeful child, inventor and explorer, every teacher of morals, every corrupt politician, every “superstar,” every “supreme leader,” every saint and sinner in the history of our species lived there – on a mote of dust suspended in a sunbeam.
    The Earth is a very small stage in a vast cosmic arena. Think of the rivers of blood spilled by all those generals and emperors so that in glory and triumph they could become the momentary masters of a fraction of a dot. Think of the endless cruelties visited by the inhabitants of one corner of this pixel on the scarcely distinguishable inhabitants of some other corner. How frequent their misunderstandings, how eager they are to kill one another, how fervent their hatreds. Our posturings, our imagined self-importance, the delusion that we have some privileged position in the universe, are challenged by this point of pale light. Our planet is a lonely speck in the great enveloping cosmic dark. In our obscurity – in all this vastness – there is no hint that help will come from elsewhere to save us from ourselves.
    The Earth is the only world known, so far, to harbor life. There is nowhere else, at least in the near future, to which our species could migrate. Visit, yes. Settle, not yet. Like it or not, for the moment, the Earth is where we make our stand. It has been said that astronomy is a humbling and character-building experience. There is perhaps no better demonstration of the folly of human conceits than this distant image of our tiny world. To me, it underscores our responsibility to deal more kindly with one another and to preserve and cherish the pale blue dot, the only home we’ve ever known.”
    ~Carl Sagan

  2. May I assume this is as seen by God? Or is that too much for Sagans and Dawkins to know?
    Sorry, I didn’t mean to rain on anyone’s parade – I didn’t, did I?

  3. I have to echo TrueNorthist and say this was fantastic. In fact I sent the link to all my kids for the grand-kids to see.
    I looked very hard but did not see Obamanus, Goreanus or Hydra Fruitflyisus.

  4. love your comment’s @KEN KULAK or as i say kenny baby!!
    LMFAO!! hydra fruit-fly-isus!!!

  5. Another similar very fascinating nd educational site is this one:
    ChronoZoom
    ChronoZoom is an interactive timeline for all of history.
    Explore all of the past – from the Big Bang, to the dinosours, to ancient and modern history.
    Click or scroll to navigate through events and timelines.
    Explore events in time scales ranging from cosmic (starting with the big bang) to current humanity.
    Be sure to watch the introductory video to get a feel of how to use it.

  6. Tried to open program 3 times and froze my computer every time. Now I feel deprived. Can I sue for hurt feelings ? Does the sign “Powered by Briggs and Straton” on the side of my computer have anything to do with this ? Windows 3.1 with 25 megs Ram maybe ? Does Ballroom dancing really mean dancing with loose pants on ? I think I need help here!

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