Where the foxes caper unmolested, the government packs your school lunch, and where do you put your junk?
Residents filling in a survey on household waste were stunned that, after being asked about recycling reward schemes, the sizes of bins and whether their property has space to store them, the questionnaire inquired if they were heterosexual, gay or bisexual.
h/t Me No Dhimmi
So just refuse to answer. Cut that part off, and send the survey back with a “nice” reply. If they all did that,problem of snoopy leftard socialists solved.
God forbid one of these “subjects” of th green monarchy would submit a bill to authorities for his time spent processing trash. Gay or straight there is no contract you are engaged in with government that assums your labor is free. Duty stops at the trash can.
“NOYGDB”
NONE OF YOUR G*D DAMNED BUSINESS you statist freaks, now bugger off.
But if you really must know I put “my junk” into my wife for unitive and procreative purposes.
We ‘recycle our junk’ regularly as it keeps the marriage healthy.
And no, I don’t need the municipality to help me with ‘my junk’.
Cheers
Hans Rupprecht, Commander in Chief
1st Saint Nicolaas Army
Army Group “True North”
An example:
When the statists look at the results, they’ll see that:
30% of straights recycle without incentives,
40% of bi-sexuals recycle without incentives,
50% of gays recycle without incentives.
Bump up those results by a bit with incentives to…
40% of incentivized straights,
50% of incentivized bi-sexuals,
60% of incentivized gays.
And there you have it, proof that some groups of people are more caring for the environment, while normal people just don’t get it.
as well as, the group conducting the survey will have the proof that incentives are necessary, and they’re just the people to oversee this program. Or scheme as it’s sometimes called over there…
Answering “All of the above” works for me.
The only response this form needs is to just toss it in the trash. That was my response to the multiple census forms that were delivered to my door. And, no, I didn’t recycle them as that’s a total waste of time.
Hans, exactly and Loki has the right idea.
These morons get more ridiculous every day. No doubt the muzzies will clue them in soon.
Once again the progressive socialists’ pander to less than two percent of society, or they’re mining for new professionally aggrieved BLTers.
Ken (Kulak) … yes, there is no correct answer, they’ll use the results for their own means.
Kate, that opening line is classic. Remember to recycle it.
Hey…this is not fair to the Trannies or the two spirited or even the ones that are not sure of what they are yet. I wait with bated breath to watch how the HRC in the UN tackles this most grieves discrimination. The fact that it came with a garbage questionnaire should really hurt some feelings. Movie coming soon.
“WERE DO YOU PUT YOUR JUNK?”…a real howler that one:-))))))
so now Kate will have to explain that one to the lefty trolls:-)))
Garbage in, garbage out.
I wonder how the non-straights are going to feel once they figure out they’ve identified themselves to the government… and that their status as special pets is really never more than one election away from changing to persecuted pariahs?
You have to be spectacularly dumb not to lie like a Persian carpet on a form like that. “Yes, Roger, Reggie and Richard of 123 Queer St. in Boystown are all 100% straight, uh huh, yes we are.”
I mean, what are they going to do, check?