No the TRUTH!!! IT BURNS, IT BURNS!!!!
It’s a longer one so pour yourself a martini and at least get to the John Wayne impersonation.
No the TRUTH!!! IT BURNS, IT BURNS!!!!
It’s a longer one so pour yourself a martini and at least get to the John Wayne impersonation.
Methinks despite his wisdom, actually because of it, that Aaron has dropped out….a hippie with common sense….
I recall a ways back dating a gal, unemployed with an MBA…one time she blurted out how she commanded a salary of $50-65/hour. I retorted I get $100 for blowing stuff up….demolition…
She came back how many hours in the last year…
2 I sez….2 hours she sez…that’s nothing…
My retort…2 hours more than you have scored.
No loss…a -2 on attitude.
Great vid Captain.
What are you smoking there?
Dude, either a script or an editor. That was a long walk for a short slide.
Or Kevin, you just don’t tune in next time.
Captain, it seems as though you’re hung up in the domestic market. There are still good foreign opportunities!
Heh, a real man who cups a match in his hands like a woman.
Indeed fortunate he’s not intimidated by women who make more than him. Most of them probably do…
Thank god! Somebody needs to subsidize my roads, my defense and my police while I sleep till 10AM every morning! Why, if those women didn’t make more than me, my tax bill would be huge!
What womyn tell themselves in their echo chambers is quite amusing, and sometimes incredible if they’re feminist ‘true believers’.
It was fun to tell a class full of feminists that I appreciated all the respect simply because I’m a guy – they thought all us guys got together to control everything and that the weakest male in the world still had more power than the strongest female.
I called Margaret Thatcher a ‘Sister’ and said I would ask her about their theory – but once I called the Iron Lady a ‘Sister’ the feminists just about had kittens and it was downhill from there – hilarious stuff. Wish I hadn’t wasted my time.
Why, if those women didn’t make more than me, my tax bill would be huge!
Not only that, your cute little hat would have sweat stains.
The longer I live the more I come to the realization that most people simply aren’t worth the powder to blow ’em to hell. Case in point, trolls. Set to /ignore/, scroll down.
This applies double to many urban White women, due to their snippy commentary, air of entitlement and generally bad attitude toward everything and everybody.
The thing I miss the least about practicing PT is the bone-hard burning stupid of fat, city bred white women. Women 5’2″ tall, who weigh 300lbs, who come and whinge to their PT that their knees hurt. But they won’t do the exercises, won’t -listen- when you explain, and then LIE to your boss when they try to get you fired because they didn’t like the way you explained. Then your boss, who’s a f-ing fat white woman too, sides with lying patient.
Even -pain- cannot instruct them. Two days of power failure would leave them dehydrated and dying, trapped in their apartments by their own immense bulk. Because, in their abject, stupefying incompetence, they chose to live someplace they couldn’t walk out of if the elevator stopped working.
I did not see one such specimen my friends. I saw -dozens-.
To quote another captain, James T. Kirk: “LET them die!”
PTs are like safety people, parasites. High faluting exercise coaches for people with pulled muscles that would heal anyway.
Talk about a useless education…
I hear ya, Phantom. When I had a visiting PT (for lupus) she told me I was the ONLY one of her clients who actually DID THE EXERCISES every day, as advised.
At the 16:00 mark – “and if it’s getting too harsh for you, Oprah’s over there – with her fatness”. Bwaahahahahaa.
For what it’s worth I live with “my career is the most important thing in the world”. Maybe that’s why she’s blown through 2 husbands and several relationships and her daughter is an internet addicted (100GB/month) socially inept dipshit who neither works nor goes to school at age 19 (she’ll fit into the Captain’s list in the very near future). My time here – like my life – is finite.
Lol Captian, you sure have some mighty mad hens after you now
Is that a thyroid problem you have Stratavarious, or were you born fat?
Well …. back the old days … if you or I took our time and tried out a LOT of women you or I just MIGHT have found one that was not a dipshit or a bitch but was actually raised to give a shit about treating a man and the relationship with that man as a thing of beauty.
I DID and so does my wife.
Too bad for all the effeminate victims of the vaginistas.
@4:55 – four inch heels? That’s a problem right there.
I rent the odd video and watch the Turner Classic Movie Network. I’m not a TV watcher anymore. I’m not a Stewbert fan either, to say the least. But years ago I watched Stephen Colbert doing his silly “right wing blowhard” persona and interviewing a radical crone with a new book who insisted that all women need to have an independant career under all circumstances. Motherhood? Forget it. Colbert said, more or less, “so ideally every woman should go next door every day and get paid to raise her neighbor’s kids?”
@8:52 – “Usually if you say you’re an independant woman, you’re not.” This holds more than true for anyone who uses phrases like “smart lady” and “tough cookie” etc. No actual strong woman has ever talked about “strong women”.
Hmmm, not sure how to take this particular Cappy Rant. Although I agree with much, he is maybe exagerating, or at least mis-spelling.
I think Miss Spelling could put him in order double quick 🙂
But I always salute someone who will publicly talk incorrectly.
Hey Robert of Ottawa, did you intentionally misspell exaggerating? Because that would be really funny if you didn’t.
You know, I love reading the captain’s stuff. usually hits the mark.
Watching/listening to him… not so much.
‘Tis somewhat…painfull…
Kathy Shaidle said: “…she told me I was the ONLY one of her clients who actually DID THE EXERCISES every day, as advised.”
The only people I’ve ever seen who do the damn exercises are the ones who are actually -sick-. Neuro patients are the most dedicated, sports medicine are the worst bunch of whiners ever. Exceptions do exist, they are few.
Phantom, I’m one of those rare people who actually did the exercises my PT suggested. Usually I’d get told after a few sessions that I should just keep up what I was doing and I’d be fine. Had a few PT sessions after a tibial fracture and a ripped quadriceps tendon. The latter was a very painful month of getting full ROM back in my knee; push against an unyielding obstacle till the pain is excruciating, then push another mm further and hold for 10 seconds. Did it 30-40 times/day in between patients. It was worth it to see the look on my PT’s face when he tested my knees ROM again.
What surprises me is how long it takes for most people to recover from injuries. I had to pay for my own PT sessions but I have patients who’ve been going 3-4 times/week for 3 months and they’re no further ahead than when they started. Must be great to have paid sick leave but if I’m sick I don’t work and still have to pay office overhead. These patients claim to be doing the exercises that their PT has suggested, but you and I know the only exercise they get is when a PT is pushing them.
Captain, I really enjoy reading your blog. If I had consumed 3/4 of a bottle of tequila, I’d probably sit through the whole video but to my sober brain, the rate of information transfer is far too slow. That’s the reason we learn to read 800 wpm. A transcript would be nice and the video would be instructive to the illiterate.
The world, she is full of opinion, and not one of them will even buy me a cup of coffee.
I guess that’s the reason they’re free.
in defence of cappy like he said it is telling like it is!!
My wife got married becasue a) she is not a b!tch b)she is not fat c) she makes way ……way more money than i do.
Not to mention she took her vows to me seriously she lovingly subitted to me as the head ofthe household …she is in no way a door mat but she does not nag me 24/7 in fact she actually barley ever nags me she is ok honey typeo f wife in that i tell her i am going to buddies house o.k. honey …i tell her i want to put up the christimas lights this weekend ok. honey is her responce most of the time i tell her we need to do this or that ok.. honey .
She will protest if she thinks something is out of order or not right ie. spending copius amounts of money on silly things and it is up to me to decide if she has a pont or not ..unfortunatly for me the few times she protests for what ever it may be she is usually right and therefor i as the leader of the house have to make the grown up right decision and return the item or appologize or what ever and it sucks but that is also the responsibility of a good leader is to recognize and accept when you are wrong .
women of today with attitude are of no value to men except maybe for breeding ..but even then it aint worth it. so those women trumpet on like they know whats up and they surround themselves with the same type of women and scoff at the other women who seem to be happily involved in there mans life ….take a hint from the captain ladies!!! And STFU once in awhile!!!
All these ‘kept’ men. And they even brag about it and expect to be looked on as head of the household. Apparently, just because they’re men.
Pretty funny. No wonder most women have no regard for such creatures.
Cap’s right.., we are tired of this BS.
What do we have to lose? Speak the truth.
The women are uppity because we made them comfortable. Discuss.
When they need the classical protection of a man, their Daddy is only minutes away.
It’s better, right? and the pendulum swings…
Steve
P.S. Phantom, sasquatch, Loki, and everyone who has served: Thank you. Always great imput to the discussion.
P.P.S. Miss Vitty.
P.P.P.S. Tolerance trolls. God gave you two ears and one mouth for a reason. Learn.
bethesdaguy:
yeah, that’s the point I was trying to make. When the guy writes something, he goes right to the point. When he goes live, it’s a shambling, indirect, mosey to the point’s vicinity. Script/editor or stick to writing.
‘Course it took me months of complaining for him to change his website from the irritating reverse video to something humans find pleasant. Maybe fat old white women aren’t the only creatures who can’t take constructive criticism..
So a teleprompter is what makes the message worth listening to, spoon-feeding the audience so they don’t need to think about it, and giving gravitas to what is otherwise rambling bunk?
Guess that’s why America re-elected one.
By all means keep making videos, Captain. It’s an interesting change of pace from written articles.