18 Replies to “A Seal Walks Into A Club…”

  1. So if the seal hunt is a right reserved only for the Inuit(according to the protesters), than what rights are the Inuits not allowed to have?

  2. Every Patriotic Canadian should own his or her seal beater. If only to keep the OWS crown away.

  3. Newfoundland sealers are members of the Cod fish Liberation Militia. Their leader has a mustache, wears a beret at a jaunty angle, and smokes Cuban cigars. Posters and t-shirts are being designed.

  4. We need to stop the Keystone Pipeline
    and ban
    Canadian Fur Traders!
    Posted by: Fearless Leader at March 20, 2012 5:24 AM
    Bwahahahahaha Thanks for the laugh!

  5. Here’s an idea: Hunt a thousand seals and send the hamburger to Detroit to feed the homeless.
    Race based….??????/

  6. “As a person with brown skin, I’m not even going to discuss that with you.”
    I’m so sick of victims groups. The only way to end racism is to treat everyone the same, but these people want special rights for the various visible groups. “The Inuit deserve special rights to hunt seals. I’m brown and I deserve special rights too so I’m here to support my Inuit brothers. You’re white so you’re a racist and wouldn’t understand.”

  7. “They are a seperate nation…..”
    So why then are we giving them our nations money?

  8. “As a person with brown skin, I’m not even going to discuss that with you.”
    Translation – FU white cracker son of a pig. We’re winning, and the majority of the worlds 7 billion non-white “minorities” are going to put you out of business in solidarity with each other you racists SOB.

  9. Ottawa and and the Newfies should sign a pact, saying that the Newfies can kill lotsa seals, and they will can all the meat etc. And all welfare agencies in Canada and will be forced to hand it out to welfare bum agencies for consumption and they will make every effort to introduce it into all immigrant diets. For example the former waste of skin Micheal Jean could be employed to show all immigrants how to enjoy blubber meat and seal products raw as well as cooked. Make it part of the condition of getting citizenship papers. Say a weekly consumption of 10 lbs of seal meat per immigrant. And instead of taxpayers subsidizing food costs in the north for all Eskimoes and Indians, that funding will be replaced with cans of seal meat. Hows that for politically incorrect.

  10. I have no problem, whatsoever, with any Aboriginal hunting anything, anywhere, anytime.
    of course they have to do it the “traditional” way.
    They can only wear clothing they made themselves;
    They can use nothing made of metal;
    None of them can have had any western education;
    No Immunizations, or contact with, or use of, technology or culture from the post-contact era.
    Happy Hunting!

  11. They appear so damn stupid, rather clean but really really dumb. I suppose this is the end result of putting children with severe learning issues into mainstream classes?

  12. So, using the greenie logic, if your family was born and raised on Nantucket, you should be able to go whaling.

  13. Successive Canadian and Newfoundland governments slept at the switch while the WWF and Greenpeace
    smeared Canada then metastasized into their present forms as wealthy Eurocentric radical left pressure groups.
    Likewise PETA and the American Humane Society in the USA.
    A strategy of encouraging native and local production of sealskin products by spending a few million dollars
    plus publicity tours of Europe and the US to explain the need for the seal hunt would have been so simple
    when all this crap started but noooooooooooo ….

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