Simple Test to Determine if You’re a Racist

Duluth, Minnesota Mayor Don Ness insists that there’s now a simple test you can conduct to determine if you’re a racist:
Step #1: Remove all face coverings, including but not necessarily limited to niqabs, goalie masks, and motorcycle helmets.
Step #2: In a well lighted room, stand in front of a mirror.
Step #3: Carefully look at your face.
If you determine yourself to be white aka Caucasian, honkey, cracker, gweilo, haole, hakujin, and/or macamba then YOU ARE A RACIST!!! It matters not what you think, nor how you treat others, you are forever guilty of racism!

75 Replies to “Simple Test to Determine if You’re a Racist”

  1. Mr. Mathematical Symbols cuts pretty close to the truth of the matter.
    As for Mr. Mayor of Duluth, Minnesota, I’d like him to perform an experiment. Repeat this billboard campaign with black faces and again with obvious muslim or hispanic faces. For each campaign, keep track of how many of the signs are vandalized, how many death threats he gets and how many people simply call in to radio shows or write a letter to the editor.
    I know, I know, a technicolor dream.

  2. When is White history month ? We will get a whole month of air time to show how we have been screwed.

  3. The comments are hilarious! After a 12 shift, this is great fun. Was in Duluth once with my family, we stayed in a motel facing the lake, which was very stormy. I liked Duluth, seemed like a nice homey, normal place, but of course, it was before the Loch Ness monster was born. I’m quite old, way past my meridian, unless, of course I live to be 126!

  4. I’m white, male, employed and healthy. Do I care about any of this liberal BS!! No–I don’t!!

  5. Being called a racist these days is a badge of honor. It shows you have some sanity left.
    The real race mongers are those who can’t think in any other way but in racial terms. Unlike the vast majority of people.

  6. What, exactly, is wrong with racism?
    It’s normal human nature to prefer one’s own.
    What’s next? A war on wrong turns? Laughing too loud? Changing weather? …oops

  7. Duluth has usurped the title The Mistake By The Lake from Cleveland.
    It’s hard to fight racism when you’re always trying to stir it up, which is what these liberal clowns do by encouraging any malcontent minority person to blame it on racism by whites.

  8. Perhaps the mayor is too out of touch with reality to realize that calling someone “racist” now almost universally indicates that a moonbat is losing an argument against someone whose world view is reality based. I’ve been called a racist when I’ve refused to prescribe narcotics to Native Indians whose “dog ate the last prescription” from 2 days ago or when I’ve told central American “injured” workers that I could find no medical reason for them to be off work. I have absolutely no guilt about being a successful white male and have nothing but contempt for those white people who cave in to idiotic demands when someone calls them “racist”.
    I suppose white people could use the same “racist” defense against black muggers who’d just hang their head in shame after being called racists and pick on their own kind.
    What I’ve found is that those who rant most about racism are really engaging in the defense of projection. This is very similar to people who want guns banned because, personally, they know if they ever had a gun in their hands they’d be blowing away anyone they didn’t like.
    Dealing with people as individuals is what is needed but that pisses off “disadvantaged” groups. I couldn’t give a rats ass if someones ethnic group was the victim of discrimination a few centuries ago. People either get into the victim role or get on with life. I don’t have any sympathy for professional victims whatever the color of their skin.

  9. One thing I find hilarious is all the Natives who wear “Native Pride” baseball caps. You fill in the rest…

  10. A mayor’s FIRST job is, don’t get your city burned to the ground.
    To this end, the mayor did the right thing.
    Stoking racial hatred against whites is a small price to pay to save Duluth from being turned into ashes.

  11. Please Join African Americans for Obama by sending in a few dollars now.
    We gotta put down Whitey once and for all.

  12. the “african americans for obama” post was supposed to be “ironic”racism.
    I go for laugh,no get.

  13. The Liberal Left has made me hate them many more times than I could hate black people. That said the Liberal Left along with race biters like Al Sharpton, Barak Obamba, and Oprah have made me want nothing whatsoever to do with black people ever.
    If I’m a racist, you’re calling me a plain and ordinary every day person.

  14. Humans are social creatures and genetically pre-disposed to tribalism – i.e, associating with and trusting those of their kind. I have no problem with that – a community may well be stronger for it.
    Sadly the word “racism” as promulgated by neo-socialists and progressive academics and the MSM now carries with it the negative vernacular connotation of bigotry and blind prejudice.
    All said – There’s a fine line between tolerance and acceptance. I might tolerate a rube neighbour playing loud rap music but I certainly don’t have to accept him.

  15. “Never trust a man without a chin.” – Nero Wolfe Posted by: Fridge Logic at February 5, 2012 7:21 PM
    UPDATED: Or a man with a ponytail.
    Who made it bad to be racist.. We are all racist.. Blacks are racist. Yellows are racist. Whites are racist. Reds are racist.. It is only normal to prefer to be around the “one’s who brung ya”
    Posted by: happy infidel at February 5, 2012 8:00 PM
    There is PROFOUND truth in this happy infidel.
    A quick anecdote: took my very liberal daughter and husband to a Chinese restauant in Richmond BC. I observed that we are were the only whites in the very large building and further that I could understand why so many Richmondites moved into the interior. You can imagine the pregnant silence. But that was my point: it’s perfectly normal to want to be around “your own”, as the Chinese unabashedly demonstrate themselves.
    NOW, here’s where it get even funnier. When I recently told this little story to a liberal friend he upbraided me for my referring to us as as honkeys. He told me, ‘Chinese people call us caucasians’.
    Who calls us ROUND EYES. Japanese or Chinese?

  16. Further to Me No Dhimmi’s comment;
    Stayed at an upscale downtown Vancouver hotel some years ago. Asked the Chinese bellhop where he would take a lady for dinner – he obliged us with the name and location of his favorite restaurant.
    We were somewhat taken aback when we were the only Caucasians there – service was decidedly slow – but the meal was memorable.

  17. Liberalism is a mental disease.
    It consists of replacing our interest in reality with the dominance of human emotions and socialization.
    No wonder it arrives at such deliciously absurd conclusions.
    Luckily it makes them easy to spot. “Hey, I’m a zombie!”

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