From “most powerful nation mankind has ever known” to “loses dick measuring contest to Canada”.
(I’d normally insert a “hat tip” here, but I think I’ve provided quite enough material already.)
From “most powerful nation mankind has ever known” to “loses dick measuring contest to Canada”.
(I’d normally insert a “hat tip” here, but I think I’ve provided quite enough material already.)
Quebec lost something more than just culture from France over a few centuries.
I think not. Now we know why they are so desperate to catch up with Frances Third World immigration levels. Damn the car-b-ques, our women need goat herders now!
Strange….but I don’t remember size being a issue when I met my wife many years ago. I was just sitting in the corner, licking my eyebrows and it was love at first sight.
Coincidentally, this is also a map of the world’s worst liars.
;>)
Ya see, it’s information like this that puts SDA head and… uh… shoulders above other blogs.
Inasmuch as the penises were measured while erect, you have to wonder whether variabilities in the physical appearance of the researchers might have affected the findings. If the Koreans were measured by a fat hairy slob in a lab coat, for example, and the Congolese subjects were measured by, I don’t know, Amy Manson, this would obviously skew the results.
15 cm = 5.906 inches (rounded)
I guess having a big foot and wearing a 14 inch shoe will have no bearing.
But, but, wait!
Bill Clinton had big hands,
and a Cuban cigar.
Next time I fly into Canada I plan on wearing a banana in my drawers..
@ Fearless Leader
Just make sure it’s in the FRONT of your drawers. Makes a difference apparantly.
short people need love..
When are they going to measure the MEN?
Well we woulda done much better if Morontario and Quebec hadn’t brought the average down.
They do the same thing with IQ surveys too.
Braveheart: We’ll need stakes twice as long as a normal man…
Older Scotsman: I didn’t know my wife’s been talking about me…
I found this one to be more instructive.
http://www.targetmap.com/viewer.aspx?reportId=4923
Physical endowment is nice, but IQ is more important to civilization.
Reminds me of the time I slept with a blind girl.
She said to me, “My God! That’s the biggest penis I’ve ever had my hands on.”
I said modestly, “Oh, come on, you’re pulling my leg…”
Well I’m gobsmacked. I was expecting another pithy comparison of some economic issue that showed Canada in a better light than the US(unemployment rates, corporate taxes, etc,) couched in an apt metaphor. But no, it really is all about penis size. Who keeps track of such things and how do they arrive at their data (no one contacted me…)
Haryy Morant
“Who keeps track of such things”
The Hungarians.
Where does one apply for a job like that ? My wife wants to know.