16 Replies to “Open Your Hearts”

  1. Coffee in nose, banging hand on the table, I laughed too hard and now I’ve got tears in my eyes. My wife thinks I’m nuts, better show her this video before she calls the nut squad. Thank you for starting my day off with a giant laugh.

  2. Almost stopped watching after a few seconds, figuring it was one of those United Way guilt trippers. Glad I watched the whole thing and very glad I put my coffee down before doing so.

  3. Players can get jobs coaching the new Topless women’s basketball league that’s starting soon, they could even employ their baby-momma’s and daughters. All is not lost!

  4. I’m sure three was a movie way back when:
    “Cheaper by the Bakers’ dozen”.
    That sure looks like the NBA … National Baby’s Association!
    Now we just gotta figure out who the baker threw in for ‘free’.
    This dude must have a wife in every town, given the colorful mixture. Except maybe BC where they don’t allow them thar polygamous unions.
    Cheers
    Hans Rupprecht, Commander in Chief
    1st Saint Nicolaas Army
    Army Group “True North”

  5. I already gave half my income away this year in taxes that supposedly will go to Africa, Haiti and a whole host of countries including Nuclear capable Pakistan, India and China.
    Apparently it’s important that we help those countries out with furthering their space programs and massive military budgets. Merry Christmas muthafuka’s I already given whether I wanted too or not.

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