Free unicorns for all

Mobs of smelly socialist vermin are coming to a city near you to demand, like, you know, the complete and final overthrow of reality:

All debt must be stricken from the “Books.” World Bank Loans to all Nations, Bank to Bank Debt and all Bonds and Margin Call Debt in the stock market including all Derivatives or Credit Default Swaps, all 65 trillion dollars of them must also be stricken from the “Books.” And I don’t mean debt that is in default, I mean all debt on the entire planet period.

The manifesto of the Occupy Wall Street Resistance Movement, whose supporters include actress Susan Sarandon, also includes “demands” for a guaranteed living wage for all (even for those who don’t work), a $20/hr minimum wage for those who do work, the outlawing of all credit reporting agencies, the elimination of American border controls so that anyone from anywhere in the world could come, go, or stay in the US as they please, an immediate trillion dollar in spending on green initiatives, another trillion for infrastructure…
Sure. And free PhDs in economics for hairy, innumerate, self-obsessed brats.

51 Replies to “Free unicorns for all”

  1. That’s a great solution, Fenris, for those who are willing to a) break the law, b) teach their kids to break the law, c) hand control of the government (which will, by your speculations, will continue to exist) to “dolts”, and d) provide special didactic dispensations for Hollywood stars who, although they may not be directly receiving extorted tax dollars, use their fame as a cudgel to convince numb voters/consumers to vote in favor of said extortion.
    What could go wonrg?

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