Election 2011: Suspected John

2011 Federal Election 361 Comments


Updated with video. 787 Dundas St. W, today (red sign). Sun News: Suspected bawdy house raided in Project Cobra
“Jack” is short for “john”, isn’t it?
’96 police report, breaking now on SunTV. Short form: Jack Layton was found naked in the company of a woman, getting a “shiatsu massage” during a police raid. No charges laid. Getting further analysis now from Sun’s expert adulterer.
Update – print story up now.
Apparently, the campaign decided the first response was best delivered by Olivia Chow. Now, that’s Prime Ministerial.
Uh oh. Urban Dictionary Update.

361 Replies to “Election 2011: Suspected John”

  1. I’m trying to get my receiver set up as I type and do not as yet get Sun News. Is this a put on?

  2. While it’s true that this doesn’t look good for Layton I think it looks even worse for Sun TV. Why do I suddenly feel so dirty?

  3. This whole story stinks. But Catsmeat says it’s true?
    If SH was the john, CBC would be all over this 24/7 nonstop. If this is what Sun News is delivering, then yeah!!!!! Palideau for GG!
    (Ezra is the freshest face on TY in a decade.)

  5. “If this ends up being fake, he will benefit from this type of story. ”
    He’s admitted to it, making a statement now, but claims he thought it was a therapeutic type massage.

  7. Obviously doing research,sort of like living in subsidized housing,or trying out private health care.

  11. Surprise! Surprise!
    Checking out cbc.ca, there’s no mention, that I can see, of this item.
    It’s not up anywhere …

  12. Interestinger…
    “so why were you not wearing any clothes”.
    Also, the woman involved is from China…. I wonder what Olivia thought about that? I believe they were married at the time.
    Ouch….

  13. You actually forgot about this?
    This was reported on 5 years ago …. successfuly jamned down the memory holy?

  21. I blame the mustache – if you look like a 70’s porn star, pretty soon you’ll start to act one.
    Politically, I doubt that anyone besides his Jack’s wife cares about his sex life.

  22. Sun News: after his ‘release’ he rode his bike home.
    OMG. I don’t know if I should be laughing or crying.
    Pass the tissues…

  25. I blame the mustache – if you look like a 70’s p#rn star (damn filter), pretty soon you’ll start to act one.
    Politically, I doubt that anyone besides his Jack’s wife cares about his sex life.

  26. Rise up! Riiiiiiiise Up! Now do you guys get it where I was going with that?

  27. I understand that they ask you during the massage, if you want a “happy ending”. I have been told that, I do not know it from first “hand” experience.

  28. “You actually forgot about this?
    This was reported on 5 years ago …. successfuly jamned down the memory holy?”
    really? it was?

  29. Tip of the iceberg!! Major slimeball. No wonder the scum bag supports human trafficing.

  32. I don’t think this is going to change a thing: people who like him are going to vote for him anyway, although Quebeckers will probably scratch their heads and wonder why there was no ciggy and snifter of brandy involved.
    Expect the Sun’s competitors to criticize them for daring to go with the story.

  33. I feel bad for the guy. He’s out having a couple drinks. Feels a little melancholy. A little nostalgic perhaps. He goes back to the place where he met Olivia. He gets to hear those magic words again. “Hey Joe. Me love you long time”.

  34. Jumpin Jack Slash what a smash smash smash. If this is true, and does not, get play by the CBC CTV Globe etc well we all know what that means. This garbage has been covered up for years, when you are a “Lieberal” read Keith Richards book about little miss Maggie Turdough hussey following the Rolling Stones around to keep hotel beds warm, How much money changes hands to keep this stuff quiet, and just think if this was PMSH, Peter would be on it like stink on a baby diaper! There is a God after all, enjoy Jack.

  36. maybe this is why he ended up in the Shouldice clinic!?
    –
    nagging pulled groins can be a real problem…

  37. Usually MSM outlets let each other have their big scoop exclusively for a while.
    After the Iggy/Iraq fiasco I hope SNN is double and triple verifying.

  39. So Olivia Chow comes out to make a statement….It isn’t hard to see who wears the pants in that party…
    Posted by: syncrodox at April 29, 2011 9:37 PM
    _________________________________
    There is no asian family I’ve ever seen in which the woman did not wear the pants for day to day stuff.
    Also, there is no asian woman in the universe who would tolerate her husband being naked getting a massage from a young sexy (asian) woman.

  40. “After the Iggy/Iraq fiasco I hope SNN is double and triple verifying.”
    Jack has admitted to it and giving statements (excuses) now.

  44. Of course Olivia should make the first statement, she is the only one whose business this is. Besides, any appearance by Jack at this time will only create unwelcome mental images of him engaged in various acts. Who wants that rolling in their brain?

  45. Sun TV: [approximate] “The cops told Jack that Asian gangs sometimes videotaped activities in the bawdy house.”
    Gawd, I do not want to see that.

  46. If the story is verified it will be on CBC/CTV/Global etc.
    Jack’s fans are going bonkers on the print story’s comment board.

  48. “I was just getting a Shiatsu”
    I am so looking forward to seeing the Layton say this.
    And will Bob Fife say the phrase “rub and tug”
    Priceless.
    I havent stopped laughing at this since I saw it on SUN TV.
    Probably will help Jack in Quebec though.

  50. I just phoned some friends about this who are without Sun News. I think they’ll try harder to get it now.

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