Thursday On Turtle Island

7 Replies to “Thursday On Turtle Island”

1. The ACLU should have warned tourists to avoid the SPLC.

2. We need to initiate an annual award, in Carney’s honor, with him as the first recipient. The prize? A golden manure spreader.

3. Carney is certainly a manure spreader.
   But I think he’s worse than that.

   Imagine creating a committee on spousal abuse and appointing OJ Simpson and Ike Turner.
   That’s what he’s done.
   That’s what Liberals do.
   They’re disgusting.

   Globalists everywhere are anti-Semites and anti-Israel. (And there is something seriously wrong with Jewish Globalists that borders on insanity.)

   Carney is the Poster Boy for Globalists.
   His values are Muslim values.
   The last Prime Minister – the Black-faced Arsehole – was a huge threat to the security, prosperity, history and dignity of the nation.

   Carney is worse.

4. Math is hard.
   The state that brought us more life-changing technical devices and innovations than any other over the past several decades now spends a month accomplishing what other states complete in a day. Since 2020 we have become accustomed to a vote-counting process that stretches out until the Liberal Leaders secure the exact result they desire.
   https://www.foxnews.com/politics/california-election-results-still-undecided-los-angeles-begins-counting-ballots

5. The Democrat Party in Michigan
   https://www.themidwesterner.news/2026/06/when-affordability-is-the-rage-did-jocelyn-benson-really-have-a-34995-hermes-handbag-at-mackinac/
   “Did Secretary of State Jocelyn Benson, the frontrunner for the Democratic nomination for governor, really carry around a $34,995 Hermes handbag during the recent Mackinac Policy Conference?”
   “If she wants Michiganders to believe she can carry their burdens, she’s going to need a bigger bag. Those can be found at Walmart or Meijer, not Paris. And they’re much cheaper, too!”
   “That price tag is roughly half the median household income in Michigan, according to the latest Census figures”

6. Gay soccer fans need ‘safe spaces’ hosted by the LGBTQueers in Trump’s America? Because he didn’t order the USMNT jerseys to include a rainbow crest … as we did when the World Cup was hosted in the decided gay-unfriendly Qatar?

   Me thinks American gay groups are just trolling for new bathhouse buddies.

7. Hey Peeschoolers! Err Preschoolers … Join us in celebrating and uplifting the LGBTQIA+ members

   Yeah, remember when we taught you one of these things is not like the other one? Yeah, well now we’re telling you it’s not enough to tolerate and coexist with those oddities … you must now “celebrate” them and “uplift” them. No … don’t ask.