137 Replies to “Election2011: Masturgate”

  1. from http://warrenkinsella.com/
    “As a political guy: A Sun reporter called me about this story yesterday afternoon. Before he could even describe what it was about – he said it involved “a major political figure and the police” – I told him I already knew what it was about. In Toronto, and amongst many political people, this story has been pretty well-known for years. Someone came to me about it two years ago. I looked at what they had, thought about it for about sixty seconds, and then urged this person to forget all about it. I certainly planned to. If the story ever saw the light of day, I told this person, it would hurt the source more than it would hurt the target.”
    His face gave it away last night.

  2. While this might not be the time or the place, I need to make a complaint regarding the new Sun TV network.
    Until now I sourced my news from radio (CJME) and/or this website. My TV was reserved for sporting events. Now with Sun TV it appears that I have to now actually watch some of my news!
    This is outrageous to the point that while watching Sun TV I have missed most of the first period of the Bruins/Flyers game (any minute ones get to listen to Bob Cole call a game before CBC manages to show him and Don Cherry the door should not be missed) and the first to innings of the Jays game.
    What is a guy to to?
    Should a good TV broadcast of news possibly be banned so as to not interfere with sports. I could then just go back to the ‘good ole days’ when the only reliable news sources were Gormley, Adler (radio!) and SDA.
    Times were simpler back then…

  3. Face it, Warren’s getting old. Memory lapses, various other disfunctions… In Toronto, and amongst many political people, this story has been pretty well-known for years…

  4. I wonder what doctors will now call their workplaces now that Whackojack has changed the meaning of ‘clinic’ to ‘whorehouse’? Now that I think about it,what ever happened to the clinicpianoplayer that used to comment here all the time?

  5. Maybe Kay and the rest of the MSM could show us all the ‘docs” they had to support the
    ‘hidden agenda” narrative they hung around the Conservatives necks for the last few years on behalf of the LPC.

  6. No need to travel overseas for your medical tourism. If this was covered by Medicare, there would be no story. lol Potential growth area in Canadian medical services. New public servants for the medical profession. The leading edge on your “back “pain relief. Cheers.

  7. @RosieBarton – Oh. Nice. A man just yelled at me at the NDP rally for doing a hit about massage parlour story. So basically u all hate me. Great. #elxn41
    Poor, poor Rosie Barton. Anyone feel sorry for her? Ha ha ha ha.

  8. Dammit, you can’t abandon a meme just for the sake of a wonderful pun! It’s Masturquiddick, people.
    (I wonder what else everyone in the know knows that hasn’t come out yet. This ain’t over, I think.)

  9. I like where you’re going Black mamba, but Fapaquiddick has a closer rhyme and an urban dictionary definition all rolled into one.

  10. I remember hearing whispers about this years ago, but the version I heard was about Jack and a bath house escapade. Since nothing came of it, I put it down to the usual silly urban legends that come around.
    Turns out… no. It’s legit, and it’s hilarious!

  11. So Jacko has beat it out to Lalaland to try and get a handle on the situation.
    Put out flyers listing conveniently located massage parlours and lock up your
    extra wives and concubines!

  12. Just saw the CBC report,they make out Jack to be the victim of “smear politics” and show Layton lamenting where politics in Canada has gone!
    Then they’re on to lots of feel good stories featuring voters who say it’s time for a change,and are going to vote …….NDP!
    The Toronto police are quoted “they’re going to find out who breached confidentiality by releasing this report”.
    Again, Jack’s the VICTIM!
    Bury it,bury it seems to be the mode of the MSM on this one.
    Too little,too late.

  13. The place seems legit.
    ~allan
    If by “legit” you mean “common bawdy house” then I agree.
    Have you seen the City of Toronto business licence to operate as the “community massage clinic” that Jack Layton claims that it was that would make it “legit”?
    (if so, link please)

  14. How can this be a surprise you people. Jack and his wife lived in subsidized housing while city councilors making a 150,000 plus per year. This is the level at which these socialists play. We are witness here in Sask. as to just how low the NDP can go to get there agenda on the table. Remember the NDP telling us that Brad Wall would cancell the Feb. family day holiday if elected. Remember the sheep in wolf’s clothing slogan. THE NDP IS SHIT, PURE AND SIMPLE.

  15. “The place seems legit.”

    It sure does,and Layton probably thought a shiatsu massage involved the cute little dogs.

  16. LOL. Moments ago I decided to type “Jack Layton” into Google and see if I could get “Jack Layton massage” to come up.
    I had only got as far as “Jack” — when up it came!

  17. Cum on some of you are a little hard on the guy.
    Turns out Jack is just an ordinary john.

  18. The former Asian crime unit officer, who requested anonymity, details a prior police raid on the “premise currently ID as a bawdy house” looking for underage Asian hookers and a subsequent follow-up visit to the two-storey brick storefront on Jan. 9.
    At first the policemen didn’t realize they were interviewing one of the best-known Toronto politicians who was married to Chow, also a Metro councillor and now the incumbent NDP MP for Trinity-Spadina.
    The officer’s notebook indicates he asked the suspected john: “Did you receive any sexual services?”
    He replied: “No sir, I was just getting a shiatsu.”
    The cop: “Why did you have all your clothes off?”
    The suspected john: No answer.
    The cop: “Are you aware that there were sex acts being done here?”
    The suspected john: “No sir.”
    The woman, who was from mainland China, denied masturbating the suspected john but when the question was repeated became nervous and replied, “I don’t know I only come to work today,” the cop’s notes show.
    nudge, nudge, wink, wink, say no more eh gov;ner
    His notes also claim he saw the “female dump wet Kleenex into garbage.”
    In the interview with the Sun, the officer said: “I asked him for his wallet and I looked at his name and I looked at the last name and it looked familiar.
    He’s registered as ‘John’ and I thought he’s a ‘john.'”
    Layton’s Christian name is John.

  19. And if you type “Jack L” you get “Jack Layton massage” — AHEAD of “Jack Layton”!
    Somebody out there’s taking an interest in this, even if the media isn’t.

  20. The infamous ‘Toronto Bathhouse’Raids of 1981, netted a very well known politician.(Not NDP)
    The media has sat on this story.

  21. Think of this as Wrestlemania 2011: the storyline has been written, the losers must retire, and the MSM has no influence over the referee. Remember to vote!

  22. Jerk….’er, sorry….Jack was trying to save taxpayers money because he was only getting one small part of his body massaged.

  23. ROTFL. Now you get “Jack Layton massage” just by typing in “Jac”.
    C’mon people, we can get it down to just “Ja”, or even “J”. Keep it up!!

  24. There are some posts on the Blogs that say the raid occurred at 1:30 AM, but I have not found where this bit of info came from. Anyone?

  25. How long is the Asian gang that possesses the surveillance video going to keep keep open the bidding? Til midnight?
    Seriously though, unless jack bought the tape himself, I don’t understand why it hasn’t been released…

  26. “Community clinic” Bwah-Ha-Ha!
    The only community thing he could have gotten there would be an STD!

  27. Well I wish my community clinic was open at 3:00am for “services”
    Is it an in-call or an out-call . . . I always get them confused.

  28. From the Globe article: “The story surfaced at the critical closing spurt of the federal election campaign…”
    Gawd, no matter how hard you try, you just can’t avoid the double-entendres!!! LOL!

  29. Nude in a bawdy house that was a “massage parlor. I can’t be the only one that thinks that massage parlor = bawdy house is a completely reversible equation without exception.
    I smell a cover up.

  30. I posted this on another thread.
    Lost in all the images of smelly dank rooms with windows so the madames can monitor the clients and damp kleenexes being bunged into wastebaskets is the fact the Conservatives have taken a bit of an uptick in the polls.
    Looks like Jack has peaked (I know).

  31. Of course it is a community clinic. It specializes in treating erectile dysfunction, known in old Tranna as (No)Jack-in-the-box Syndrome. Actually, Jack meant to say “communicable clinic’.

  32. Observer,
    Has it ever been made public….and if not has that politician come out since that time? If not then dont bother mentioning.
    As fo their being a videotape….its been 16 years. I doubt they still have the tape if it even existed. Wouldnt the cops have seized that stuff when they raided?
    Finally…the issue is always how they handle the problem. referring to it as a community clinic now looks lik e he is disemmbling, which he is….and that ultimatley will be what does him in. The place was raided and raided again. It wasnt just a community clinic….he may have THOUGHT it was, but that will cut to judgement.
    By the way, what massage clinic did he attend when he no longer went to this one?

  33. Jackie cops to it? “community clinic?” BWAHAHAHA!!!!
    His only faint hope in hell would have been to brazen it out. “Yeah I got a “massage”. So?”
    But true to every piece of weasel DNA in his skanky little weasel body, Jack has to go for the cover-up. So now we have caught, PLUS lying about it.
    Man, this just keeps getting better and better. When do we get to see footage of the now all-grown-up “therapist” filling us in on the details of her therapeutic technique?

  34. Did Jack have any problems at home getting it to “Rise up!, Rise up!”. Is that why he biked (no licence plate to tract), to a bawdy house?

  35. “As for their being a videotape….its been 16 years. I doubt they still have the tape if it even existed.”
    Never underestimate organized crime. They can be very patient. Just like the cops. The cop has had this info for 16 years and never used it until now. Revenge is a dish best served cold.

  36. MSM’s latest linkage attempt:
    >>> “from a news organization with Conservative connections.”
    “Layton has been assuring voters he would run a responsible government and now is fending off what he termed a “smear campaign” from a news organization with Conservative connections.”
    “Canadians don’t respond to innuendo and smear: Layton”
    http://www.ctvbc.ctv.ca/servlet/an/local/CTVNews/20110430/bc_layton_innuendo_110430/20110430?hub=BritishColumbiaHome

  37. Comrade Layton is showing a whole new whiter shade of pale on TV news footage. LOL.
    Squirm ya little pompous a$$hole.

  38. Jack, off, letting his wife talk for him, should have her immediately propose making Shiatsu Specials a fully covered service under Medicare. A suggested new Party slogan A Happy Ending for every Canadian.
    Where’s your sense of no-shame, Jack?

  39. Community clinic, eh?
    Sounds like the King of Medicare went to another private clinic for treatment.
    For shame, Jack, for shame.

  40. $ FKA gord,
    Fair point. But wouldnt the cops have seized the videotape, if it existed, when they raided?
    I took the cops comments more as a warning to the frightened Mr Layton.
    But as I said, its now about the lying, which leaves him open to blackmail. I agree, his best statement would not be denial or shading the truth. He isnt disputing the facts in the Cops report book. Naked, lying on his back, the amazon asian woman lying beside him.
    So people can draw their own conclusions. But its the clintonesque shading of languae that will do him in. If this had been leaked by pros it would have been done 3 days earlier…..more time for invetigation and to let it burn in.

  41. From the NDP website
    ‘Layton outlines plan to advance women’s equality’
    you have to admit, he hasn’t forgot those who gave him a “hand”.

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