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April 30, 2011

Election2011: Masturgate

The plot thickens...

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Well, isn't this quite the confession. I wonder why it didn't merit mention during his SunTV interview?

Update: Jack Layton just informed media in Burnaby, BC that he received his massage in a "community clinic".

A very communityclinicy update: Velvet Touch Massage parlour

Posted by Kate at April 30, 2011 4:01 PM
Comments

from http://warrenkinsella.com/

"As a political guy: A Sun reporter called me about this story yesterday afternoon. Before he could even describe what it was about – he said it involved “a major political figure and the police” – I told him I already knew what it was about. In Toronto, and amongst many political people, this story has been pretty well-known for years. Someone came to me about it two years ago. I looked at what they had, thought about it for about sixty seconds, and then urged this person to forget all about it. I certainly planned to. If the story ever saw the light of day, I told this person, it would hurt the source more than it would hurt the target."

His face gave it away last night.

Posted by: ChrisinMB at April 30, 2011 4:50 PM

While this might not be the time or the place, I need to make a complaint regarding the new Sun TV network.

Until now I sourced my news from radio (CJME) and/or this website. My TV was reserved for sporting events. Now with Sun TV it appears that I have to now actually watch some of my news!

This is outrageous to the point that while watching Sun TV I have missed most of the first period of the Bruins/Flyers game (any minute ones get to listen to Bob Cole call a game before CBC manages to show him and Don Cherry the door should not be missed) and the first to innings of the Jays game.

What is a guy to to?

Should a good TV broadcast of news possibly be banned so as to not interfere with sports. I could then just go back to the 'good ole days' when the only reliable news sources were Gormley, Adler (radio!) and SDA.

Times were simpler back then...

Posted by: Derek at April 30, 2011 4:53 PM

Had the Masturgate rumour been about PMSH, would Kinsella have sat on it? Not.

Posted by: Bluenoser at April 30, 2011 5:13 PM

Face it, Warren's getting old. Memory lapses, various other disfunctions... In Toronto, and amongst many political people, this story has been pretty well-known for years...

Posted by: Jamie MacMaster at April 30, 2011 5:16 PM

I wonder what doctors will now call their workplaces now that Whackojack has changed the meaning of 'clinic' to 'whorehouse'? Now that I think about it,what ever happened to the clinicpianoplayer that used to comment here all the time?

Posted by: Joe at April 30, 2011 5:16 PM

Maybe Kay and the rest of the MSM could show us all the 'docs" they had to support the
'hidden agenda" narrative they hung around the Conservatives necks for the last few years on behalf of the LPC.

Posted by: ward at April 30, 2011 5:22 PM

No need to travel overseas for your medical tourism. If this was covered by Medicare, there would be no story. lol Potential growth area in Canadian medical services. New public servants for the medical profession. The leading edge on your "back "pain relief. Cheers.

Posted by: fernstalbert at April 30, 2011 5:26 PM

@RosieBarton - Oh. Nice. A man just yelled at me at the NDP rally for doing a hit about massage parlour story. So basically u all hate me. Great. #elxn41

Poor, poor Rosie Barton. Anyone feel sorry for her? Ha ha ha ha.

Posted by: James at April 30, 2011 5:26 PM

Dammit, you can't abandon a meme just for the sake of a wonderful pun! It's Masturquiddick, people.

(I wonder what else everyone in the know knows that hasn't come out yet. This ain't over, I think.)

Posted by: Black Mamba at April 30, 2011 5:33 PM

I like where you're going Black mamba, but Fapaquiddick has a closer rhyme and an urban dictionary definition all rolled into one.

Posted by: chris at April 30, 2011 5:44 PM

Guilty verdict from MSM-Globe-Mail-Canadian Press.

MSM is prosecutor-jury-judge-hangman.

This is Canada's leftist MSM.

But, why was Taliban Jack LaytoNDP naked?

...-

"Police launch investigation into Layton massage-clinic breach"

http://www.theglobeandmail.com/news/politics/police-launch-investigation-into-layton-massage-clinic-breach/article2005429/

Posted by: maz2 at April 30, 2011 5:49 PM

The place seems legit.

Posted by: allan at April 30, 2011 5:53 PM

I remember hearing whispers about this years ago, but the version I heard was about Jack and a bath house escapade. Since nothing came of it, I put it down to the usual silly urban legends that come around.

Turns out... no. It's legit, and it's hilarious!

Posted by: Yukon Gold at April 30, 2011 5:57 PM

So Jacko has beat it out to Lalaland to try and get a handle on the situation.
Put out flyers listing conveniently located massage parlours and lock up your
extra wives and concubines!

Posted by: Sgt Lejaune at April 30, 2011 6:02 PM

Just saw the CBC report,they make out Jack to be the victim of "smear politics" and show Layton lamenting where politics in Canada has gone!

Then they're on to lots of feel good stories featuring voters who say it's time for a change,and are going to vote .......NDP!

The Toronto police are quoted "they're going to find out who breached confidentiality by releasing this report".

Again, Jack's the VICTIM!

Bury it,bury it seems to be the mode of the MSM on this one.

Too little,too late.

Posted by: dmorris at April 30, 2011 6:09 PM

Oh, are the police raiding Community Clinics now in TO or did they do so in 1996?

Posted by: John at April 30, 2011 6:13 PM

The place seems legit.
~allan

If by "legit" you mean "common bawdy house" then I agree.

Have you seen the City of Toronto business licence to operate as the "community massage clinic" that Jack Layton claims that it was that would make it "legit"?
(if so, link please)

Posted by: Oz at April 30, 2011 6:15 PM

http://www.cbc.ca/news/politics/canadavotes2011/story/2011/04/30/cv-election-layton.html#

Asked Saturday whether the place looked "sketchy," Layton said: "Not at all. Otherwise I wouldn’t have gone in."

Looks like a high class place to me also.

Posted by: kingsblood at April 30, 2011 6:17 PM

How can this be a surprise you people. Jack and his wife lived in subsidized housing while city councilors making a 150,000 plus per year. This is the level at which these socialists play. We are witness here in Sask. as to just how low the NDP can go to get there agenda on the table. Remember the NDP telling us that Brad Wall would cancell the Feb. family day holiday if elected. Remember the sheep in wolf's clothing slogan. THE NDP IS SHIT, PURE AND SIMPLE.

Posted by: DJ at April 30, 2011 6:17 PM

Gives new meaning to the term Dr. Ho.

Posted by: set you free at April 30, 2011 6:20 PM

"The place seems legit."

It sure does,and Layton probably thought a shiatsu massage involved the cute little dogs.

Posted by: wallyj at April 30, 2011 6:29 PM

LOL. Moments ago I decided to type "Jack Layton" into Google and see if I could get "Jack Layton massage" to come up.

I had only got as far as "Jack" -- when up it came!

Posted by: Ellie in T.O. at April 30, 2011 6:32 PM

Cum on some of you are a little hard on the guy.
Turns out Jack is just an ordinary john.

Posted by: rightofcenter at April 30, 2011 6:36 PM

The former Asian crime unit officer, who requested anonymity, details a prior police raid on the "premise currently ID as a bawdy house" looking for underage Asian hookers and a subsequent follow-up visit to the two-storey brick storefront on Jan. 9.

At first the policemen didn't realize they were interviewing one of the best-known Toronto politicians who was married to Chow, also a Metro councillor and now the incumbent NDP MP for Trinity-Spadina.

The officer's notebook indicates he asked the suspected john: "Did you receive any sexual services?"

He replied: "No sir, I was just getting a shiatsu."

The cop: "Why did you have all your clothes off?"

The suspected john: No answer.

The cop: "Are you aware that there were sex acts being done here?"

The suspected john: "No sir."

The woman, who was from mainland China, denied masturbating the suspected john but when the question was repeated became nervous and replied, "I don't know I only come to work today," the cop's notes show.
nudge, nudge, wink, wink, say no more eh gov;ner


His notes also claim he saw the "female dump wet Kleenex into garbage."

In the interview with the Sun, the officer said: "I asked him for his wallet and I looked at his name and I looked at the last name and it looked familiar.

He's registered as 'John' and I thought he's a 'john.'"

Layton's Christian name is John.

Posted by: DT at April 30, 2011 6:36 PM

And if you type "Jack L" you get "Jack Layton massage" -- AHEAD of "Jack Layton"!

Somebody out there's taking an interest in this, even if the media isn't.

Posted by: Ellie in T.O. at April 30, 2011 6:39 PM

The infamous 'Toronto Bathhouse'Raids of 1981, netted a very well known politician.(Not NDP)

The media has sat on this story.

Posted by: Observer at April 30, 2011 6:46 PM

Think of this as Wrestlemania 2011: the storyline has been written, the losers must retire, and the MSM has no influence over the referee. Remember to vote!

Posted by: David at April 30, 2011 6:51 PM

Jerk....'er, sorry....Jack was trying to save taxpayers money because he was only getting one small part of his body massaged.

Posted by: Joey at April 30, 2011 6:52 PM

ROTFL. Now you get "Jack Layton massage" just by typing in "Jac".

C'mon people, we can get it down to just "Ja", or even "J". Keep it up!!

Posted by: Ellie in T.O. at April 30, 2011 6:54 PM

There are some posts on the Blogs that say the raid occurred at 1:30 AM, but I have not found where this bit of info came from. Anyone?

Posted by: ward at April 30, 2011 7:04 PM

How long is the Asian gang that possesses the surveillance video going to keep keep open the bidding? Til midnight?

Seriously though, unless jack bought the tape himself, I don't understand why it hasn't been released...

Posted by: Luke at April 30, 2011 7:04 PM

HARPER MAJORITY!!!

Posted by: paul in calgary at April 30, 2011 7:11 PM

"Community Clinic"?

No surprise from this Orwellian double-speaker.

Posted by: Observer at April 30, 2011 7:14 PM

"Community clinic" Bwah-Ha-Ha!
The only community thing he could have gotten there would be an STD!

Posted by: Al the Fish at April 30, 2011 7:15 PM

Well I wish my community clinic was open at 3:00am for "services"

Is it an in-call or an out-call . . . I always get them confused.

Posted by: Fred at April 30, 2011 7:18 PM

From the Globe article: "The story surfaced at the critical closing spurt of the federal election campaign..."

Gawd, no matter how hard you try, you just can't avoid the double-entendres!!! LOL!

Posted by: soundofmusak at April 30, 2011 7:20 PM

Nude in a bawdy house that was a "massage parlor. I can't be the only one that thinks that massage parlor = bawdy house is a completely reversible equation without exception.

I smell a cover up.

Posted by: the bear at April 30, 2011 7:20 PM

I posted this on another thread.

Lost in all the images of smelly dank rooms with windows so the madames can monitor the clients and damp kleenexes being bunged into wastebaskets is the fact the Conservatives have taken a bit of an uptick in the polls.

Looks like Jack has peaked (I know).

Posted by: wnmc at April 30, 2011 7:23 PM

Of course it is a community clinic. It specializes in treating erectile dysfunction, known in old Tranna as (No)Jack-in-the-box Syndrome. Actually, Jack meant to say "communicable clinic'.

Posted by: Skip at April 30, 2011 7:24 PM

Observer,

Has it ever been made public....and if not has that politician come out since that time? If not then dont bother mentioning.

As fo their being a videotape....its been 16 years. I doubt they still have the tape if it even existed. Wouldnt the cops have seized that stuff when they raided?

Finally...the issue is always how they handle the problem. referring to it as a community clinic now looks lik e he is disemmbling, which he is....and that ultimatley will be what does him in. The place was raided and raided again. It wasnt just a community clinic....he may have THOUGHT it was, but that will cut to judgement.

By the way, what massage clinic did he attend when he no longer went to this one?

Posted by: Stephen at April 30, 2011 7:25 PM

Jackie cops to it? "community clinic?" BWAHAHAHA!!!!

His only faint hope in hell would have been to brazen it out. "Yeah I got a "massage". So?"

But true to every piece of weasel DNA in his skanky little weasel body, Jack has to go for the cover-up. So now we have caught, PLUS lying about it.

Man, this just keeps getting better and better. When do we get to see footage of the now all-grown-up "therapist" filling us in on the details of her therapeutic technique?

Posted by: The Phantom at April 30, 2011 7:31 PM

Did Jack have any problems at home getting it to "Rise up!, Rise up!". Is that why he biked (no licence plate to tract), to a bawdy house?

Posted by: jckirlan at April 30, 2011 7:31 PM

"As for their being a videotape....its been 16 years. I doubt they still have the tape if it even existed."

Never underestimate organized crime. They can be very patient. Just like the cops. The cop has had this info for 16 years and never used it until now. Revenge is a dish best served cold.

Posted by: $ FKA gord at April 30, 2011 7:31 PM

@wallyj - the hand placement should've been a dead give away.

Posted by: the bear at April 30, 2011 7:33 PM

MSM's latest linkage attempt:

>>> "from a news organization with Conservative connections."

"Layton has been assuring voters he would run a responsible government and now is fending off what he termed a "smear campaign" from a news organization with Conservative connections."

"Canadians don't respond to innuendo and smear: Layton"

http://www.ctvbc.ctv.ca/servlet/an/local/CTVNews/20110430/bc_layton_innuendo_110430/20110430?hub=BritishColumbiaHome

Posted by: maz2 at April 30, 2011 7:39 PM

Comrade Layton is showing a whole new whiter shade of pale on TV news footage. LOL.
Squirm ya little pompous a$$hole.

Posted by: The Glengarrian at April 30, 2011 7:40 PM

Jack, off, letting his wife talk for him, should have her immediately propose making Shiatsu Specials a fully covered service under Medicare. A suggested new Party slogan A Happy Ending for every Canadian.

Where's your sense of no-shame, Jack?

Posted by: Drained Brain at April 30, 2011 7:41 PM

Community clinic, eh?

Sounds like the King of Medicare went to another private clinic for treatment.

For shame, Jack, for shame.

Posted by: chris at April 30, 2011 7:42 PM

$ FKA gord,

Fair point. But wouldnt the cops have seized the videotape, if it existed, when they raided?

I took the cops comments more as a warning to the frightened Mr Layton.

But as I said, its now about the lying, which leaves him open to blackmail. I agree, his best statement would not be denial or shading the truth. He isnt disputing the facts in the Cops report book. Naked, lying on his back, the amazon asian woman lying beside him.

So people can draw their own conclusions. But its the clintonesque shading of languae that will do him in. If this had been leaked by pros it would have been done 3 days earlier.....more time for invetigation and to let it burn in.

Posted by: Stephen at April 30, 2011 7:45 PM

From the NDP website
'Layton outlines plan to advance women’s equality'

you have to admit, he hasn't forgot those who gave him a "hand".

Posted by: pCp at April 30, 2011 7:47 PM

"Jack Layton just informed media in Burnaby, BC that he received his massage in a "community clinic".

Ahhhh Jacko you dumbass . . . . channeling your inner Nixon.

It is not the crime that is the problem, its the COVER-UP1

You can lie, twist, distort and obfuscate Jack, but you can't hide.

Posted by: Fred at April 30, 2011 7:51 PM

"Fair point. But wouldnt the cops have seized the videotape, if it existed, when they raided?"

Maybe, maybe not. According to his wife this was a regular occurrence for Jack. They could have a dozen videos going back several months hidden away somewhere. From other locations as well.

It would be funny if a video did surface right now though.

Posted by: $ FKA gord at April 30, 2011 7:55 PM

Jack's Tweet corrected
original-
I went for a massage at a community clinic, police advised me it wasn't a great police to be, i left and never went back:layton #cv11
corrected-
I went for a massage at a community clinic, police advised me it wasn't a great place to be, I put my clothes back on and left and never went back:layton #cv11

Posted by: Grant at April 30, 2011 7:57 PM

Knowing the way Layton operates, I'm sure the tax payer's of Toronto paid for him to go there.

Posted by: Dave at April 30, 2011 7:58 PM

Give Jackolaytin a break folks,he was just trying to emulate his hero John Lennon's "Give Piece A Chance" bed-in.

Posted by: bocanut at April 30, 2011 8:06 PM

There are only 2 things available at a real, legitimate "community clinic". It's either an abortion or a shot of penicillin.

SOrry Jack, wrong answer.

Posted by: Eskimo at April 30, 2011 8:11 PM

Shiata-quiddick? Fe-Layton-gate?

Posted by: nick at April 30, 2011 8:14 PM

Just got robo polled by Forum Research. I look forward to seeing this one out tomorrow I assume.

Posted by: James at April 30, 2011 8:21 PM

ca.news.yahoo.com/opp-investigating-leak-behind-report-layton-visit-massage-195251300.html

Posted by: ping at April 30, 2011 8:23 PM

James,

I dont think they can publis tomorrow. Maybe I am mistaken but I thought that was one of the wonderful laws that got put in place, no polls published in the last 2 days, along with no release of results before polls close everywhere.

Maybe it changed and I am operating under old info.

Posted by: Stephen at April 30, 2011 8:25 PM

did the cop say if jac wanted to cuddle ? or seemed to be? in a sort of orange afterglow ?

Posted by: cantuc at April 30, 2011 8:32 PM

I never liked NDP policies (at all). As for Jack - sure, as marxist as I could imagine and someone I'd disagree with virulently - but still, I had some respect for him. Say what you will, he had the convictions of his beliefs and stood by them.
It's sort of like how I despise Gilles Duceppe, but still admire him as a savvy politician (say what you will about Gilles - but he knows exactly who to pander to, and when; Which surprises me about the Bloc being so soft on the idea that the NDP even posed a threat to them. "What? All someone has to do is come into Quebec and promise the world to get a vote? Who knew?!").

And this? This frosts the cake, so to speak. I didn't like the NDP's policies, but I really didn't mind Jack, personally. I guess it comes down to the fact that perhaps I didn't really KNOW Jack.

Epic fail, Jack. Sorry. You can hashtag that however you like.

Posted by: Karthanon_MT at April 30, 2011 8:38 PM

Rove now that's libel. The jack-off story is not. So there you go. You'll be hearing from the lawyers soon pal.

Posted by: James at April 30, 2011 8:46 PM

http://cnews.canoe.ca/CNEWS/Canada/CanadaVotes/2011/04/30/18087916.html

Go here for an endorsement for Tall Jack Cane from an expected source.

It's from a professional group of xes "workers".

(Previous comment filtered.)

Posted by: maz2 at April 30, 2011 8:48 PM

In sidebar of maz2's link: Toronto Councillor Giorgio Mammoliti doesn't buy Jack's story:

http://cnews.canoe.ca/CNEWS/Canada/CanadaVotes/News/2011/04/30/18087876.html

Posted by: Linda at April 30, 2011 8:57 PM

Oh man, this is one of the most hilarious stories in politics for some time.

But I'm pretty sure that Jacko was just there at 1:32 am learning/teaching the gal how to do the hand jive.


"The Hand jive is a dance particularly associated with rock and roll and rhythm and blues music of the 1950s. It involves a complicated pattern of hand moves and claps at various parts of the body, following and/or imitating the percussion instruments. It resembles a highly elaborate version of Pat-a-cake. Hand moves include thigh slapping, cross-wrist slapping, fist pounding, hand clapping, and hitch hike moves" - From wiki hand jive

Gee, I wonder if the size of the played with instrument makes a difference?

Posted by: rockyt at April 30, 2011 9:01 PM

Who's saying it was 1:30 AM? Anyone got a link to that? I believe the sun reported 9:30 PM and that's what Jack said too I believe.

Posted by: James at April 30, 2011 9:07 PM

This is so easy to figure out why Quebec "separatists" are loving Jacko.
He is promising them everything including reopening the constitution debate. They would love his help in separating from the rest of Canada.

Posted by: John at April 30, 2011 9:08 PM

Why does he go by the name "Jack?"

Because "John" would be too obvious.

Posted by: Tom Paine at April 30, 2011 9:10 PM

There is one way this could be put to rest one way or the other.

Many workplaces, in their health benefit packages, allows someone to claim massages (up to a certain amount). All Layton has to do, or a reporter has to ask, is where is the receipt for the RMT claim (provide that is available in the benefit package at that time for city councilors)?

Posted by: Anon at April 30, 2011 9:14 PM

Oh man, this is one of the most hilarious stories in politics for some time.

Indeed, it's like a soap opera.(popcorn and beer time)
I keep reading people who state that the raid occurred after regular business hours but there is never any reference to a reliable source.
If we can't get a link to a reliable source I think we should drop the claim that this liaison occurred after regular business hours because it could spell trouble after the election.
Olivia Chow claims it was a regular appointment with Jack.
Where is the appointment book and how many appointments did Jack attend?

Posted by: Oz at April 30, 2011 9:15 PM

This story puts the Bruce Carson "scandal" in a completely different light, doesn't it?

At least the woman in question is Carson's girlfriend. Presumably, Jack didn't even know -- well, wasn't acquainted with -- the girl in the massage parlour with whom he was involved.

If it's the CPC, the media will turn a molehill into a mountain.

If it's any other party, the media will turn a mountain into a molehill.

Posted by: batb at April 30, 2011 9:17 PM

Taliban JackLaytoNDP scandal has legs. Indeed!

It’s gone viral.

Councillor says, “and Jack was very smart.” That’s past tense. Now Jack has lost his credibilty forever.

Layton has sunk himself into notoriety and will not recover.

…-

“T.O. councillor skeptical of Layton story”

“TORONTO – The Velvet Touch Massage parlour — where NDP Leader Jack Layton was found during a 1996 police visit — was suspected to be a bawdy house since it opened, Toronto Councillor Giorgio Mammoliti said.

The massage parlour in the city’s Chinatown neighbourhood, which ceased operations down shortly after the police came calling, opened in 1994 and was among 26 suspected bawdy houses Toronto Police cracked down on with more than 300 charges.

Layton has denied any wrongdoing and said he did not know it was a suspected bawdy house.

Despite the Velvet Touch being a “pretty active illicit” operation, no one at Toronto City Hall received any complaints about it, Mammoliti said.

“I’ve asked recently if anyone at City Hall had complained in 1996 and there were no complaints that came out of councillors, but police had their eye on it, and at the end of the day, shut it down,” Mammoliti said.

“I can pretty much guarantee wherever there’s a rub-and-tug, it’s run by organized crime, and drugs are always a part of the equation. That’s just a reality of the business.”

As for his thoughts on Layton being caught in the room with an attractive 5-foot-10 Asian woman, he said he doesn’t buy that the NDP leader didn’t know it was a place where he could get sexual services.

“He’s claiming he got a legitimate massage, but the issue here is it’s clear it was a rub-and-tug and most people in society would know that when they go in. I’d be very surprised that a very smart politician would not have known … and Jack was very smart.”

At the time, police were targeting massage parlours using underage girls from Thailand.

On Twitter, there was mixed reaction, especially from women.

“I’m surprised by politicians’ tweets saying Layton visit to alleged bawdyhouse is no big deal; respect 4 women is overlooked by the tweets,” wrote lawyer Cyndee Law.

But Kimberly Hussey called the allegations an attack on Layton.

“All the women I know will be voting for him. He was getting a massage by RMT (registered massage therapist),” she said.”

http://www.lfpress.com/news/decision2011/2011/04/30/18087896.html

http://www.bluelikeyou.com/2011/04/30/the-orange-wave-could-sink-canada/#comment-74816

Posted by: maz2 at April 30, 2011 9:20 PM


Jack Layton just said at his press conference in Burnaby "I went for a massage to the community clinic" .
How does the media take this twist? A community clinic???

Earlier Olivia said Jack went to a "registered massage clinic" - Jack said it was a "massage parlour" and the Police said it was a "bawdy house" and now it is a "community clinic" - more questions needing more answers.
Why were you naked?
Community clinic on Dundas Street???

Posted by: Peterb at April 30, 2011 9:23 PM

But Kimberly Hussey called the allegations an attack on Layton.
“All the women I know will be voting for him. He was getting a massage by RMT (registered massage therapist),” she said.”

RMT, really?
Everybody who works in a common bawdy house is an "inmate of a common bawdy house"(illegal designation) and Kimberly Hussey claims Jack's attendent was a Registered Massage Therapist which requires 2 years of schooling and would lose that registration forever if she was busted as an inmate of a common bawdy house?
Prove that Kimberly because it makes no sense.(the police documents say the place was raided as a common bawdy house 2 weeks prior to the bust that netted Jack)

Posted by: Oz at April 30, 2011 9:42 PM

What's as troubling as all the unanswered questions -- and the fact of what appears to be Jack's and Olivia's coverup of the facts -- is the media's duplicity in keeping this story under wraps for so long.

If organized crime is involved, which appears is the case, and the exploitation of vulnerable immigrant Asian women, not to mention an elected official availing himself of illicit sex in a bawdy house, then keeping all of this hush-hush, because Jack is a left-lib politician, is despicable. The media seem to become accessories to the crime.

Now, if this were a CPC politician, these facts would have been exposed at the time and there'd have been Hell to pay for the Conservatives. All of the faux scandals the media have manufactured involving the CPC utterly pale in comparison to Jackgate.

Posted by: batb at April 30, 2011 9:43 PM

Jack is starting to tangle his web. This was not a community clinic,not by a longshot. Jack wrote a book titled 'Homelessness". I haven't read it but I think that he and Olivia were regulars in that neighbourhood,talking to and helping the homeless. He should have known what was what.

Posted by: wallyj at April 30, 2011 9:50 PM

Put this together with the polling results and it's a case of:

Premature Jack Elation...

sorry, saw that somewhere else a few days ago...

Posted by: jcl at April 30, 2011 9:53 PM

my take on it?

well, for one thing nobody can hold this over Jack's head (the one on his shoulders, not the other one) since it's all over the net now.

he only needs to be concerned if there were other times he was present during visits from the cops. or the videotape thing.


Posted by: ping at April 30, 2011 10:05 PM

'The Velvet Touch' massage parlor does have a therapeutic ring to it does it not?

Posted by: Speedy at April 30, 2011 10:16 PM

The details being presented in this case suggest some inappropriate behavior has taken place.

Now perhaps it's Jack just being a horned up owl, on the prowl, and that's bad enough!

More distressing is the almost universal rabid support he's receiving from the masses. Immorality apparently means nothing anymore! In fact, many see it as a badge of honour (misplaced, to be sure).

There's the biblical account of Sodom and Gomorrah. Look it up. Maybe not so far-fetched.....Keep testing His forebearance.

Posted by: Snagglepuss at April 30, 2011 10:18 PM

'The Velvet Touch' massage parlor does have a therapeutic ring to it does it not?

It does.
It also does not describe the massage technique known as Shiatsu at all which has nothing to do with a velvet touch but is more like the Rolfing massage technique using finger tips and even elbows of the practitioner.

Posted by: Oz at April 30, 2011 10:26 PM

Up and down Dundas Street
In and out the Velvet Touch
That's the way the money goes
Pop! goes the weasel.

Posted by: ∞² at April 30, 2011 10:27 PM

Now if you just start to Google "lay" you get Layton message. Just ahead of layer cake. Considering the popularity of layer cake, that's quite something.

Posted by: Other Stan at April 30, 2011 10:32 PM

Whether at 1:30 a.m. or 9:30 pm. it's unlikely he'd be going for a therapeutic massage at those time. What a lot of BS, and still being covered up. Double standard indeed.

Posted by: wendy.g at April 30, 2011 10:57 PM

And nooooow: Jack Layton Robot Theatre!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-5FlFk3wxII

Posted by: Ellie in T.O. at April 30, 2011 11:01 PM

Velvet Touch. At least it wasn't the Blue Oyster...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tTJMerul33E

Posted by: CP at April 30, 2011 11:02 PM

What confuses me is this: everyone is still calling him by the name Jack. He'll always be John Layton to me.

Posted by: The Joel at April 30, 2011 11:36 PM

Face it...........the NDP won't from gov't.....and after his massage episode.....anyone speculating of him becoming PM is nothin more that premature Jack U layton....... :)

Posted by: notasocialist at April 30, 2011 11:47 PM

The Joel at April 30, 2011 11:36 PM

Jack/John, who is this guy really to have lived in subsidized housing with his wife and both of them Toronto politicians?

here is an interesting tidbit:

On July 9, 1988, he(Jack) married Hong Kong-born Toronto District School Board trustee Olivia Chow in a ceremony on Algonquin Island. Their whitewater rafting honeymoon plans had to be abandoned, however, when days before the wedding Layton collided with a newspaper box while bicycling.

Again with the bicycle!

If Jack Layton stands for anything, it should be the need to licence bicycles

Posted by: Oz at May 1, 2011 12:08 AM

The real action this weekend seems to be happening on Twitter.

Get to know what the media looks like as they do their back and forth with one another.

This whole Layton story has them all very aroused.

Posted by: BB at May 1, 2011 12:12 AM

How does one prevent Drippers from last-minute, door-to-door, glad-handing in one's neighbourhood?

Hang a couple of Kleenex from the mail box or slot/picture window/porch light ..... and, remember - wetter is better!

Posted by: b_C at May 1, 2011 12:21 AM

How does one prevent Drippers from last-minute, door-to-door, glad-handing in one's neighbourhood?

Does it make me a bad person if my method involves tossing balloons filled with green jello and overcooked carrots julienne?

Posted by: Oz at May 1, 2011 12:35 AM

Taliban Jack "Splodydope" Layton.

Posted by: b_C at May 1, 2011 12:36 AM

Did someone say Layton's Christian name is John? Layton is a Christian! Whoda thunk it!

Posted by: larben at May 1, 2011 12:39 AM

If you're havin' trouble with your town hall gal/
She's givin' you the blues/
You wanna shiatsu but only in a bed/
Here's what you gotta do/
Get on your bike, go for a ride/
We’re open way past nine/
Go up the stairs, turn to the right, hey
Support a life of crime!

Dirty Deeds on Dundas Street
Dirty Deeds on Dundas Street
Dirty Deeds on Dundas Street
Dirty Deeds done on Dundas Street
Dirty Deeds done on Dundas Street

You got problems in your life of love/
You got a broken heart/
It’s hurts as much as your ol’ pulled goin/
That's when shiatsu starts, well-uh/
Take off your clothes, and see how it grows/
Soon the time’ll be right/
Break out the oil and a tissue box,
And wait for that Green Light!

Dirty Deeds on Dundas Street
Dirty Deeds on Dundas Street
Dirty Deeds on Dundas Street
Dirty Deeds done on Dundas Street
Dirty Deeds done on Dundas Street

You thank the lady and she wants you gone/
But you still got no clothes/
Her job is over and it’s running late/
Just need to blow your nose/
In come the cops, your blood pressure drops/
When’d that red light come on?/
You didn’t know this was a nasty place
Get on your bike and be gone, hey

Dirty Deeds on Dundas Street
Dirty Deeds on Dundas Street
Dirty Deeds on Dundas Street
Dirty Deeds done on Dundas Street
Dirty Deeds done on Dundas Street

Orange Crush
Coalitions
NDP
Dundas Street
Ooo, Kleenex
Shiatsu
High anxiety!
Done dirt cheap, eah

Dirty deeds, do anything you want me to, Dundas Street
Dirty deeds, dirty deeds, dirty deeds, Dundas Street

Posted by: Glenn at May 1, 2011 12:40 AM

The silver lining:

A commie was in that Kleenex.

Posted by: ∞² at May 1, 2011 12:41 AM

Glenn that was brilliant, but like the recent Dire Straits scandal, your song will be subject to heavy editing in order to receive the blessing of the CRTC. I'm sure the various representatives from the grievance industry will want to focus group your lyrics too. Get your PayPal account set up right away for the ineveitable legal defence fund when you're up against the HRC's.

Posted by: Eskimo at May 1, 2011 12:55 AM

thanks,
i'll get to work on:
The Sultan of Schwing!

Posted by: Glenn at May 1, 2011 12:57 AM

Glenn, that was great. I'd buy your cd.

Posted by: Mike in Calgary at May 1, 2011 1:00 AM

Glenn, I wonder if Jack would break into Queen's 'Bicycle Race', while peddling the CCM down to the CC (community clinic) for a 0.5 and 0.5?

Posted by: Eskimo at May 1, 2011 1:04 AM

Stephen:

I also thought that transmitting poll results within 48 hours of the election was illegal, but I looked up the Canada Elections Act, and this is not true. I, like you, believe it was illegal a few years back, but that section has apparently been repealed.

What's really amazing, and again, completely unreported by the MSM, is the total collapse of the Green vote. In the last election, they received nearly 7% of the total vote; now, according to Nanos, they are down to 3.1%, and are only above 5% in, predictably, BC.

Finally, I checked a bunch of web sites. Shiatsu does not require you to be naked, does not involve any oils, and requires training. I have had a few professional massages from RMT's (not Shiatsu) - I was always told to leave my underwear on, the room was always very brightly lit, and there were no big signs saying "MASSAGE" outside - the business signs said "Physiotherapy - RMT" or similar.

Posted by: KevinB at May 1, 2011 1:20 AM

This is what happens when you google Velvet Touch Massage.

Posted by: ∞² at May 1, 2011 1:28 AM

Glenn that was awesome. Now we need a Brian Johnson sound alike and put up YouTube video.

Posted by: ChrisinMB at May 1, 2011 1:40 AM

If there are tapes then organized crime will be keeping them very safe for when, or if, Jack gets anywhere near real power.

Whoever leaked this now may have done Canada a very big favour.

Posted by: JDN at May 1, 2011 1:42 AM

it's late so forgive me.
this one is for Eskimo and the CRTC:

You get a shiver in the dark
You’re cycling through the park but meantime
South of your beltline you hold everything
A sign is blinking ‘Shiatsu’ double four time
You feel all tight as you make the doorbell ring

And now you step inside but you don't see too many faces
Comin' in out of the snow to drop your pants on down
Competition in other places?
They ignore the horns they don’t get the ‘rounds’
Like on upstairs, upstairs, in Chinatown.

You check out Shiatsu Sue, she knows what to do
but she’s strictly rhythm she doesn't wanna make you cry or sing
Yes and a ol’ kimono is all she can afford
Then she gets the green light to play his thing

And Johnny doesn't mind, when gets to vent his spleen,
He's got a daytime job, he's doin' alright
He can play the honky tonk like anything
Savin' it up for Friday night
He is the Sultan... He is the Sultan of Schwing!

And now a crowd of young cops they're inspecting every dark corner
Opening doors collecting Kleenex in baggies and saving souls
They do give a damn about those trumpet playing hands
But only if they see them on the pole
Of the Sultan... Yeah on the Sultan’s wee peole

Peole

And then The Man steps right into the ‘bed’ room
And says at last as the Red light shines in
'Goodnight, now it's time to go home'
'And make it fast' and says one more thing
'You were the Sultan.. Now you’re just Sulkin’ on a Schwinn...’

Posted by: Glenn at May 1, 2011 1:46 AM

What a dump. It looks like every sleazy message parlor one could imagine.
Tali-ban Jack perhaps whats his own harem. Its why he loves Islamist more than Canadian soldiers. They have the same mind. Loot & pillage while having concubines.
JMO

Posted by: Revnant Dream at May 1, 2011 2:02 AM

Layton didn't know it was a bawdy house...

Here's a reality check for the CBC: go tell your wife or girlfriend you will be getting a massage at the Velvet Touch massage parlour.

You will be getting a massage alright, but it will be on the side of the head with a number 4 cast iron frying pan.

Posted by: Stan at May 1, 2011 2:17 AM

"Rise Up! Rise UP!!"

Hmm, seems this Iggy and Jack coalition thingy is a little older than we thought...

Posted by: Stan at May 1, 2011 3:20 AM

Abrasive NDP MP Pat Martin verbally attacks another all-candidates questioner and gets his facts wrong
**********************************
The statement above by Pat Martin and Jack Layton's extra curricular illegal activities would explain why Pat Martin finds the NDP a comfortable place to call home.

Posted by: albertaclipper at May 1, 2011 4:02 AM

Hey everyone don't miss Mark Steyn's take on this
it's great:

http://www.steynonline.com/content/view/4001/26

Posted by: Allan at May 1, 2011 4:35 AM

Egghead says:

"Layton should never shave it off"

"John Sainsbury is a professor of history at Brock University."

http://www.ottawacitizen.com/news/decision-canada/Layton+should+never+shave/4705582/story.html

Posted by: maz2 at May 1, 2011 5:55 AM

Jack-me-off ejacuLayton

Posted by: Maps at May 1, 2011 9:41 AM

It was a private "massage clinic" -- pffft yeah right! I'll bet the under age prostitution, drugs and gambling were simply a front to distract Jack from the stuff in the back he'd find really objectionable -- knee arthroscopies.

Posted by: DrD at May 1, 2011 9:43 AM

From the Montreal Gazette:

"The result of this election hinges on the last thoughts going through voters' minds before casting their ballots on Monday, the results of a poll on voter stability suggest.

Poll results have been indicating support for the NDP is climbing consistently. But with 61 per cent of those polled saying they might change their mind before election day, the "orange wave" could either turn into a tidal wave or prove to be little more than a ripple.

"The NDP is unique," said Conrad Winn, president of the polling company COMPAS. "It'll be feast or famine for them on Monday.""

Read more: http://www.canada.com/news/decision-canada/Election+feast+famine+poll/4704728/story.html#ixzz1L6odlnGC

Posted by: Linda at May 1, 2011 9:54 AM

DrD hits the nail on the head.

With left wing government you get a licensed "sex work" establishment on every corner. But private health facilities to ease human suffering? Illegal and immoral!!

Posted by: Ellie in T.O. at May 1, 2011 10:26 AM

Bang on Ellie, I wonder how old the massage therapists was and if she were an illegal alien? At the very least why wasn't he charged with being a suspected or alleged John?

Posted by: Rose at May 1, 2011 11:18 AM

This post of Kate's now up on

http://www.newswatchcanada.ca/

Posted by: ron in kelowna ∴ at May 1, 2011 11:42 AM

The NDP promotion department just announced

an agreement with Iving toys.

Look for the new

Jack Layton Rub and Tug Pull Toy,coming soon.

Posted by: Inspector Bogus at May 1, 2011 12:18 PM

This must be STRAIGHT FROM THE TORY PLAYBOOK because I saw it used during the mayoral election in my hometown of Sudbury.

On the FRIDAY BEFORE THE ELECTION, the Conservatives used an ‘ANONYMOUS source’ to release some vague & ancient piece of information about their labour opponent through the Conservative-run SUN MEDIA outlet. Then the OPP racket squad was called in to investigate the leak/make it disappear.

This LEAVES NO TIME to actually investigate the SMEAR. It should be illegal. Why does the media enable this?

Posted by: Luther Blissette at May 1, 2011 1:10 PM

Also the comments on this page that are both fake feminist and South Park sarcastic say way more about the Tory base than anything else I have seen.

One question - why release decade old information this on the freaking Friday before and election?

It was a scummy move.

Posted by: Luther Blissett at May 1, 2011 1:13 PM

Desperate political parties do desperate things. Most desperate right now ?? Liberals, of course. This caper was easy for them as their buds in the media have known all the details, documents for some time now - Coyne, kinsella, ect.

Posted by: ron in kelowna ∴ at May 1, 2011 1:34 PM

Luther you have a little reading comprehension problem don't you?

Posted by: ChrisinMB at May 1, 2011 1:37 PM

Rose
[.....At the very least why wasn't he charged with being a suspected or alleged John?.....]

Because there is some merit to the old saw "You can't fight City Hall." Or for a street cop...."do so at your peril"....."all animals are equal but some are more equal than others."

A BC Premier in Hawaii is just another DUI tourist....in BC he gets quietly driven home.....

While I am worldly enough to not get too excited about this faux pas of Layton.....I do concede that mine is a minority opinion.

Because my political choice is solid this has little or no influence on how I will vote.....or any other decided voters....such as Luther......the swing vote is quite another matter.

Despite the MSM attempts to rebury this....it is going viral.....and politically explosive...probably by the cover-up attempt..."Watergate syndrome".

The nature of this matter (sex scandal) will inspire many voyeurs to investigate further....making cover-up attempts futile.

It is not a baseless smear...it is a valid revelation.......

It is a game changer.

I agree with Steyn...this has LPC written all over it....it's their style....too much scrutiny present for the Tories....

Posted by: sasquatch at May 1, 2011 1:57 PM

Sas, yesterday hubby googled Jack Layton and the story was in top spot today I googled Jack Layton and not a whiff about this story however someone's been busy getting all the positive articles about Jack at the top of the google page. Yes it has Liberals written all over it, the NDP are pro-legalized sex trade industry so they have no votes to lose.

Posted by: Rose at May 1, 2011 2:05 PM

This may explain why Jack Layton thought he was at a "community clinic": http://www.flickr.com/photos/jaxuk/297168259/

Posted by: Paul Canniff at May 1, 2011 2:12 PM

I'm all in for hoisting a cold one with Jack. Anybody who can find a "community clinic" called the Velvet Touch Massage Parlour has gotta know all the best places to go for a beer.

Posted by: Bill L at May 1, 2011 3:54 PM

Since this story was known about and written about over the years ... the real story is ... how it has been shoved down the memory hole.

I've been trying to dif it up .... but somehow the searches refuse to cough up anything beyond the last year.

The fact that Jack Laytoon is a sleazy little pr!ck is NOT News.

Posted by: OMMAG at May 1, 2011 4:12 PM

Velvet Touch - A Community Clinic - Who Knew????

Olivia Chow was quick to release a written statement, that husband Jack Layton indeed did attend a "registered massage clinic" and she was well aware of it and he "needed a massage" late in the evening.
Jack Layton, later at a rally in Burnaby, was quick to point out and clarify Olivia's comment, that in fact it was a "community clinic" (Velvet Touch - good name) where he obtained his services. In trying to protect his political career, and in tune with the NDP philosophy, he felt it very important to stress it was a "community clinic" not to be confused with a private clinic. It was essential in the middle of this election, to inform Canadians, in order to solicit their support, he wouldn't be caught dead at a private clinic, a for profit health care facility, where illegal, underage, Asian sex workers, would be employed by rip off artists, in the Canadian health care field - it would have to be a community clinic he patronizes - there should be no confusion. The reason that it was late at night that he was there, we would also assume was that he didn't jump the queue, but waited his turn. A good leader leads by example.
I wonder if Canadians becoming more aware of the fine details of the NDP health care platform and of Layton's expansion of health care services to include these "community clinics", help explain the surge in support for the NDP in this current election. Does anybody in the main street media have a better explanation for the NDP surge and why are they reluctant to discuss this NDP expansion of Canada's health services?
Why and how could the Toronto city police confuse a community clinic with a bawdy house?

Posted by: Peterb at May 1, 2011 4:54 PM

today I googled Jack Layton and not a whiff about this story however someone's been busy getting all the positive articles about Jack at the top of the google page

Al Gore is a major shareholder in Google.
People should be shaming Jack for patronizing a 2nd floor community clinc(above a used bookstore) that obviously doesn't have any handicapped access.

Posted by: Oz at May 1, 2011 4:55 PM

Joey at April 30, 2011 6:52 PM: "Jack was trying to save taxpayers money because he was only getting one small part of his body massaged."
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Emphasis added for clarity.

Posted by: Louise at May 1, 2011 5:11 PM

I invite everyone to go and check out

http://www.velvettouchspa.ca/index.php

For the Edmonton location of said "community clinic"

Posted by: james at May 1, 2011 5:38 PM

BTW anyone calling this a smear or whatever is out to lunch completely. Jack seems to think this is no big deal. Nothing wrong with being caught buck naked face up on a bed in a community clinic massage parlour known for illicit sex trade activities. So how is this a smear to report on that then? Jack and his wife say it's ok so they think nothing is wrong here. That's not a smear.

Posted by: james at May 1, 2011 5:45 PM

Whoremaster. Pig. Scumbag. Perfect PM for Canada The Infinitely Tolerant And Forgiving.

Posted by: Michael H Anderson at May 1, 2011 6:29 PM

As an NDP supporter this news really rubs me the wrong way. I congratulate Jack since this did not seem to get a rise out of him. I'm curious as to how his pole will respond.....

Posted by: Ray11 at May 1, 2011 8:30 PM

So Jack is in the parlour, looking for relief,
Olivia's with her lawyer, drawing up a brief;

Michael's in the studio, the voters to invoke,
Gilles is on the radio, the Anglos to provoke;

Stephen's at the podium, prognosticating doom,
Lizzie's filled with odium,(pollution we presume);

The rest of us are wary, what might the future hold?
It's all been pretty scary,what horrors yet be told?

The dawn comes up like thunder, just like old Rudyard said;
And we are made to wonder, and we are wont to dread;

For we know that it's folly, and we know just what it cost,
And we know for sure, by golly, that it's all of us who lost.

Posted by: larben at May 2, 2011 1:46 AM

Wacko Jacko lived in taxpayer-subsidized housing until he was caught. No surprise that Wackoff Jackoff wanted taxpayers to pay for his "massage therapy" under medicare. He's a typical NDP thief like sticky fingers Svend and shoplifter Lorne Nystrom.

As Margaret Thatcher observed, the only problem with socialism is that sooner or later you run out of other people's money.

Posted by: Pogue Mahone's Love Child at May 2, 2011 8:51 AM
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