127 Replies to “I Can Sight In Aaron Sorkin From My House”

  2. “The trolls……….. come out when their servant, Obama, or the Democratic party is under threat”
    smallc, You’ll eat those words when Obama comes out with his own TV series,”Barack Obama’s Chicago” next Spring!
    Warning,not suitable for sensitive viewers.

  4. Just finished a plate of venison roast. The deer was sourced 4 miles from here and the potatoes and carrots considerably closer. Should get enough carbon credits on that meal to get naming rights to a forest.
    I wasn’t the one who shot the deer. That was the work of a girl who, weighing in at 8 stone, was a bit concerned about the kick of a 270. At a 150 yds she got a clean kill and later instructed us that the kick is nothing to worry about if you take care to take only one shot. (Next hunting season she’s going green … she’s going to remember to save the shell for reloading).

  5. Cjunk said: “High Power service rifles … open sights? That’s awesome. My eyes are too screwed now to shoot well without a scope.”
    Some guys have some perty fancy looking peep sights on their “service” rifles, and they have the little suction cup peeper thing on their glasses too. They seem to do alright. Better than I, that’s for sure.
    I like the issue iron sights because that’s what Grandpa Phantom was shooting with at the Somme, and Uncle Phantom was shooting in Sicily. My eyes aren’t all that awesome these days either, but what the hell, its a shooting match. Supposed to be fun. Like run-what-ya-brung car races, but with guns. BOOM! Hee hee! 🙂
    For the “moose” head shot I definitely want a scope. Biiiiig scope. And a muzzle brake. And a stationary “moose”. You can tell I’m no hunter, right?

  6. If you gave Sorkin and Palin M-16s, and sent them out in the bush to hunt each other, who would you bet on?… My moneys on Sarah..

  7. “So a gun is a phallic symbol, but the most expensive ipod/ipad/smartphone/crackberry money can buy isn’t?”
    You know, sometimes an ipod/ipad/smartphone/crackberry is just an ipod/ipad/smartphone/crackberry. Of course, they aren’t phallic, I don’t expect you to know how to operate one but surely you’ve seen pictures of these new fandangled gadget thingys. What about them could possibly be construed as phallic?
    Tata
    xoxo Billy

  8. Silly human, for men anything that suggests well to do is phallic.
    Stop being a silly Billy and think for your self.

  9. not sure why she flew 1200 miles round trip to get her winter meat when she lives only 5 minutes from a WalMart SuperCenter

  10. I recall that Chretien went to a deer camp with a bunch of good ol’ boys. We saw him driving around on an ATV and playing cards in the cabin, but strangely we never saw him shoot a deer, let alone even pose with a dead animal.
    Why would that be? Perhaps because it was the phoniest photo-op ploy ever?

  11. And people who keep pointing out that they see phallic symbols everywhere, are telling us more about themselves than they realize.

  12. “And people who keep pointing out that they see phallic symbols everywhere, are telling us more about themselves than they realize.”
    Posted by: grok
    Exactly. These emasculated girly-men such as John, Mouther & Bill Stewart are stuck on the ‘compensating for something/phallus’ because they know that they are severely lacking themselves. Kind of like when the farter immdediately accuses the person next to them for creating the stink.
    John said: “not sure why she flew 1200 miles round trip to get her winter meat when she lives only 5 minutes from a WalMart SuperCenter”
    And how far does the meat have to travel before it reaches the Wal-Mart supercenter?
    Mouther said: “I see that you glory in the sheer inequality of a defenseless animal against firepower”
    Your constant referral to “poor defenseless animals” tells everybody who knows anything about ungulates such as deer, caribou, moose, elk etc. just how clueless you really are.
    Between humans vs. the aforementioned animals, who has:
    The better sense of smell?
    The better sense of vision?
    The better sense of hearing?
    The ability to run 3 times as fast for much longer period of time?
    The ability to move far more quietly through heavy bush?
    Better camoflauge?
    etc., etc., etc.,
    Whenever someone blathers on about how there is no challenge to rifle hunting on public land, I know immediately that they’ve never done it.

  13. Mark R
    Remember that little perverts like Mouther see themselves as the poor defenseless animals harassed and beaten down by the big strong man, and worse women who don’t give a rats ass about his pathetic existence.
    Another reason to troll conservative blogs and get his psycho sexual trills from a safe distance. Sad but true.

  14. I just think its nice to see that the troll finally recognizes his proper place in life. At the bottom of the food chain.
    “Rather I see that you glory in the sheer inequality of a defenseless animal against firepower…”
    You say that like its a bad thing, bleety. What’s the matter, you never experience winning before?

  15. RFC@7:12 – Well, I was making a stretch to attempt a joke but as I see it, the right properly dislikes Yoko because, as a musical “artist”, she’s unlistenable, not because she “broke up The Beatles”. 🙂

  16. The usual assortment of trolls drops in on occaision to engage in some hit and run insults and now, as in the case of Bill Stewart, a dose of psychobabble. As we all know, these are just harmless, simple-minded folks who are attempting to provoke a response and, being the easy targets that they are, they are usually successful. We all know that they should be ignored until they go away but the temptation to give them a verbal slap upside the head is hard to resist. However, in the case of Mr. Stewart, his phallic references are just plain creepy …. like something from an abnormal psychology textbook. He should be given a wide berth in much the same manner as you would cross the street to avoid a naked man yelling obscenities to no one in particular.

  17. It’s so much fun watching the she-men of the left get all huffy. Palin knowns what she’s doing. She’s bringing you crusty ol’ manly men back on board the conservative train, and making us conservative women appreciate you all over again.
    “Everyone who takes time out of their busy schedule to watch Sarah Palin’s Alaska (with an open mind) gets the double benefit of seeing manliness reborn and being reminded that we need not tolerate the incessant whining of the feminized, socialistic portions of Hollywood, journalism, and animal rights groups. For these factions, through their relentless criticism of guns, hunting, and masculinity, have made it clear that they only tolerate that with which they agree. Therefore, it’s nice to see Palin stand up like a man and tell them to shove it.”
    http://bighollywood.breitbart.com/awrhawkins/2010/12/13/sarah-palins-alaska-lessons-in-manliness-and-intolerance-done-right/#more-424277

  18. mouther: “why the obsession with hunting among you folks?”
    You’ve got that backwards. Hunting has always existed and needs no explanation nor defense. Rather, what’s the left’s obsession against hunting?

  19. People hunt for the same reason they plant their own vegetables and fruit trees; they prefer to know where their food comes from. I do not see a problem with hunting for your own meat or growing a garden. It’s called taking responsibility for your and your families health and pocket book, otherwise known as accountability.
    Just because mouther does not kill the meat consumed by mouther or mouther’s relatives personally, does not mean mouther is any less responsible for the deaths of fish, poultry, beef etc. each and every month. Even if mouther is a vegetarian what type of seats in the vehicle driven -leather perhaps, or what type of gloves used for our Canadian winters, again leather or sheepskin? What is mouther’s wallet, shoes, boots or purse made from? What material is mouther’s furniture made from? Yup, let other people or machines kill the meat and other materials used daily for you and then judge other’s who take the responsibility and accountability to do it themselves and criticize them like you’re not guilty of anything. One knows that wild deer and moose have not been injected with antibiotics, steroids and the like – much healthier for a person to eat wild meat.

  20. Another thing about the people who seem to cop a halo of moral superiority in their ridicule of hunting….have you people never seen Nature’s version? A competent hunter with a rifle takes game much more cleanly and quickly than would a pack of wolves.
    These are the epitome of sentimentalists who exist solely at the pleasure of those who provide for them. Infantilization is clearly a major ingredient of liberalism.

  21. Methinks someone’s projecting his own feelings of sexual inadequacies on everyone around him. All I know is he keeps going there … and going there … and going there some more.

  22. “I don’t think you’ll find left-wing webites obsessing against hunting.”
    You’re right, they tend to obsess about Sarah Palin’s child with Down Syndrome and reverse-engineer his date of conception to see if he’s really her child or it’s all some nefarious plot to disguise her daughter’s pregnancy.

  23. Bleet/mouth, your ignorance is mighty enough to warp space and time.
    “I don’t think you’ll find left-wing webites obsessing against hunting” Gee, Mr. Knowledge, you mean, like, PETA?
    “Can’t see your hypocrisy in using “pantywaist” as a derogatory term against someone who doesn’t appreciate ‘independent women’ “
    No, moron, because there isn’t any. Get somebody to read a dictionary to you, specifically the definitions of the words “pantywaist” and “hypocrisy”, and then presume to lecture on reading comprehension. No need to rebut; you’ll appear less stupid that way.
    The real howler is this, however:
    “…in the same way that you suck up to the rich and powerful while belittling and demonizing the poor, minorities, and homosexuals”
    Spoken like a true socialist, Comrade. Did you write for Pravda, back in the day, troll-boy? Sheesh – even the russians don’t talk like that, any more. At least you’re true to form.
    What do you do, mouth? Toil mightily in your mother’s basement, drop your bile hither & yon, and then curl up in your Lenin-print jammies and fall asleep counting the jumping proletariat?
    One hopes you could aspire to a life, but that’d be a stretch. And even this conservative admits you make a very strong case for the likes of Planned Parenthood. Congrats.
    mhb

  24. bleet, that’s silly. Nobody’s calling you a woman; they’re just calling you a eunuch 🙂
    Seriously, bleety, in the spirit of the season or something, lighten up. Stop obsessing and go listen to the Vivaldi; it’s really pretty.

  25. Does anyone else notice that mouther/ bleet brings up sexuality and homosexuality on every thread?
    Read the first comment on this one.
    Regardless of whether its hunting or a topic about salmon, he rolls out the deviant sex call…………..

  26. “…scant minutes…” – 24 hrs. and 15 minutes, to be precise!
    Jeez, bleety, where do you think meat comes from? Hunting isn’t some sadistic kink invented by that ghastly Palin woman; we’ve been hunting since before we were us. (No lame “hunters are Neanderthals” jokes, please. As your Christmas present to me.) Check it out:
    http://www.google.ca/search?q=neanderthal+hunting&rls=com.microsoft:en-us:IE-SearchBox&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&sourceid=ie7&rlz=1I7SNYO_en&redir_esc=&ei=Ij4JTdD_B8PssgbjsoGUAw
    Even better, google “homo erectus hunting techniques”. (My second Christmas present is no jokes about homo erectus!)
    But I am perfectly serious about you lightening up. Why are you so angry about this? Don’t feel the need to respond; quiet contemplation is sometimes the way to go.

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