Let’s get slapping – it’s time for a bit of traditional dance, Bavarian style:
The Schuhplattler mimics not machinery but wildlife–the “aurhan,” the famous ring-tailed wood grouse. As large as a small turkey, the aurhan cock preens and struts in front of the hen on a fallen log, beating his wings to create a rhythm to impress the object of his lust. It works when the hen responds by turning in circles before him. The Schuhplattler does the same thing.
The men’s dance consists of a syncopated series of very loud slaps on lederhosen-clad thighs and the soles of the shoes (thus “schuhplattler” or “hitting the shoe”). Every district has its own unique plattle (slapping rhythm), many of them very complex, all requiring strength, flexibility, and stamina.
Here’s a group of men – they might well be Bavarian – slapping and hopping their way through The Schuhplattler.
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Das ist Fu***r infinitysquared:
http://www.xtranormal.com/watch/8049373/
***mit umlaut
What happens at the wood shed, stays at the wood shed.
Just watched “Sarah Palins Alaska” The camping trip with Kate Gouslin (of Kate plus 8) The Palin family’s hospitality is amazing and this mutt(Kate )showed ZERO appreciation and bailed out. It’s not hard to tell why Kate is single and will likely stay that way for LONG TIME.
Very interesting YouTube video of Jesse Ventura’s investigation of how the US government intends to establish a police state. Got the link from a firearms mailing list that I’m on. Apparently this was never shown on TV.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iVyCEwrcl9o
I pay to watch Sarah Palin ‘entertain’ the girls from the View in one of her shows.
Black Mamba, 20th Century Fox better watch out.
The Begin-Sadat Centre for Strategic studies says Stephen Harper is a “modern-day Abraham”:
“Our biblical patriarch Abraham pleaded with God to rescind the destruction of Sodom and Gomorrah, arguing that the virtues of just a few righteous people could suffice to save that world. In our modern world, that righteous person – whose voice of conscience, critique and courage may be the saving grace – is surely Canadian Prime Minister Stephen Harper.”
Black Mamba (as Sarah sans british voice) “Larry, you should talk” uff.
King Hugo el gordito de Venezuela, has requested from his legislators an “enabling bill” allowing him to rule by decree and bypassing the legislative assembly so he can rule directly… the current legislature sits for another month or so, the new legislature will sit, with an actual sitting opposition come the new year, hence, some urgency.
http://devilsexcrement.com/2010/12/12/enabling-chavez-pantomime/#comments
Not really a tip,but cbc has closed all comments on the Swedish terrorist bombing.
There are 3 or 4 articles about the incident,all closed…. http://www.cbc.ca/canada/….
I came across the link for this small item at Andrew Bolt’s.
Cancun/Tuvalu/Maldives
http://www.spiked-online.com/index.php/site/article/9987
I truly hope those guys are gay, because there is no other excuse for that behavior.
Taking classic cartoons in another direction:
Wile E. Coyote and the Road-runner in live-action video.
http://www.flixxy.com/roadrunner-and-coyote-live-action-short-film.htm
I do not know how seriously to take this but….
A few days ago (the same night as the Clinton press conference) at Free Republic, a commenter called Revolting Cat entered the following:
Something serious is up this evening, according to my cousin, an insider at the DNC in DC (sent me a text.) Joe Biden might be the next POTUS by Monday evening.
We shall see…
“What happens at the wood shed, stays at the wood shed.”
Posted by: wuberman at December 12, 2010 10:34 PM
Folks we have a winner. Thanks wuberman, you made my Monday.
AGW vs “heat-trapping pollution”.
Where did CO2 go?
CO2 snow pollution fell in Damascus, Syria.
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“Greenhouse gas talks yield no binding targets
Vancouver Sun – Mike De Souza – 3 hours ago
CANCUN, Mexico — The international community faces a challenging year of climate negotiations if it hopes to achieve a binding agreement that slashes the amount of heat-trapping pollution in …”
(googlenews)
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“Middle East countries hit by storms”
“Fierce winds and heavy rain and snow have lashed eastern Mediterranean and Middle Eastern countries for a second successive day.”
“In Syria, snow blanketed the streets of the capital, Damascus, and closed roads.
The BBC’s Jon Leyne, in the Egyptian capital Cairo, says there are strong, cold winds in the city and the murky yellow sky of a sand storm.
He says the storms, which caused temperatures to plunge to below freezing in some places,”.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-middle-east-11979285
Arthur Devaney once said that dancing is the traditional way that men compete for mates without overt violence, but where I come from we’d probably just beat those guys up.
Paging Mantracker:
(PDF warning) John D. Hurth and Jason W. Brokaw, Visual Tracking and the Military Tracking Team Capability
A Disappearing Skill and Misunderstood Capability
Of all the potentially valuable skills in the military the one that is most commonly misunderstood and underestimated is Visual Tracking. Unfortunately most opinions are based on misconceptions within the civilian tracking community. Trackers who are teachers of a holistic form of tracking that focus their instruction on a spiritual aspect have crushed any true debate on the virtues of tracking as a military specialty skill. Visual Tracking is not an exclusive skill associated with the Native American, San Bushmen, Iban, or Dyak trackers….
Video: Navy’s Mach 8 Railgun Obliterates Record
There wasn’t much left of the 23-pound bullet, just a scalded piece of squat metal. That’s what happens when an enormous electromagnetic gun sends its ammo rocketing 5,500 feet in a single second.
The gun that fired the bullet is the Navy’s experimental railgun. The gun has no moving parts or propellants — just a king-sized burst of energy that sends a projectile flying. And today its parents at the Office of Naval Research sent 33 megajoules through it, setting a new world record and making it the most powerful railgun ever developed….
Christopher P. Cavas, EMALS Hopes for First Shot Before Christmas
The first launch of an aircraft by the U.S. Navy’s new electro-magnetic launch system could take place by mid-December, an event that would mark a major step ahead for a program with its full share of critics and doubters….
What is the Christmas season without a heartwarming dog story?
James K. Sanborn, Stem-cell procedure for canine war hero
Cpl. Dustin Jerome Lee and war dog Lex were on a patrol in Fallujah, Iraq, on March 21, 2007, when a rocket-propelled grenade cut them down….
The dog is now 11 years old, retired from the Marine Corps and has made regular visits to schools and veterans hospitals with Lee’s family, who now take care of the dog. But the aging canine’s war wounds have caught up to him and he suffers severe arthritis, making it difficult for him to get out these days.
But under a recommendation from Rep. Walter B. Jones, R-N.C., the dog recently was transported from the Lee family home in Mississippi to Washington, D.C., where a veterinarian performed a cutting-edge stem cell procedure to repair his joints….
Takuan Seiyo is back.
The Art of Strategic Citizenship
http://gatesofvienna.blogspot.com/2010/12/art-of-strategic-citizenship.html#more
Wow, just listen to this man, Lt. Col. Allan West, tell it like it really is. This officer has zero respect for Obama and simply states what the US has to do to identify and contain the enemy, Islam. No more allowing them to preach hatred and sedition in US mosques and just accepting it as free speech.
Well worth the listen.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eu8dRfgNxGM&feature=related
(Via JIEDDO) Michael Haederle, The Physics of Terror
Last summer, physicist Aaron Clauset was telling a group of undergraduates who were touring the Santa Fe Institute about the unexpected mathematical symmetries he had found while studying global terrorist attacks over the past four decades….
[Clauset] is one of a handful of U.S. and European scientists searching for universal patterns hidden in human conflicts — patterns that might one day allow them to predict long-term threats. Rather than study historical grievances, violent ideologies and social networks the way most counterterrorism researchers do, Clauset and his colleagues disregard the unique traits of terrorist groups and focus entirely on outcomes — the violence they commit.
Call it the physics of terrorism….
PET Cemetery Liberal IckyIggy Leak:
Now you know why Iggy is silent on prorogation of the House.
>>> AGW has Provence in its icy grip.
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“Provence & Côte d’Azur: Cold snap to last through to the weekend”
“Snow forecast for the Var as temperatures plummet
Residents across the Riviera are preparing to brace themselves as the weather takes a turn for the worst this week. The normally bright, warm and sunny Côte d’Azur will feel more like wintry Britain as rain, snow and ice is forecast for the coming week.”
http://www.rivieratimes.com/index.php/provence-cote-dazur-article/items/snow-forecast-for-the-var-as-temperatures-plummet-1312.html
http://www.bluelikeyou.com/2010/12/13/everyone-on-board/#comment-57234
Supreme Court Justice Breyer – “Constitution, Schmonstitution”:
http://hotair.com/archives/2010/12/13/breyer-madison-wrote-2nd-amendment-to-appease-the-states/
I think he should have to resign.
Heather Mallick, the first troll to write for a major Canadian newspaper, scrunches up her face and thinks ‘yuck, an old man‘ as she types out a column on Don Cherry titled “A pink, elderly and painful spectacle.”
Short form:
“A little old man…tiny old guy was talking about another little old guy…and a little old lady…and it was all very elderly, which is said to be sweet.
“I imagined myself at age 75 disgracing old women everywhere with my thoughts floating about like cigarette ash and landing in my beer puddles, all sticky and nasty and mean.”
Mallick on other conservative men:
“Conservative MP Fantino, praised by Cherry, is a brute and, as for Ford, one doesn’t want to be unkind but what flits through that man’s mind? It’s like trying to talk to a baby. It says ‘Gaah!’ and you follow on from there.”
But they don’t mention a much less well-known dance – the Schwanzplattler…
I don’t know if there are any fellow ’24’ fans out there but if you are one then you’ll love Jack Bauer’s Greatest Lines!
the difference between Russian and American space programs:
http://beta.ca.news.yahoo.com/russias-soyuz-spacecraft-become-worlds-only-lifeline-space-20101213-041026-681.html
russkies: workhorses
yanks: glamour boys
feel free to claim I am a communist based on, oh, whatever …..
dave @ 11:05 a.m., thanks for the video on Lt. Col. Allan West. What a great guy! ‘So glad he made it into Congress.
Here’s a link to his victory speech (for the GOP):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Lthfkdb0Gs&feature=fvw
This guy would make a good POTUS. He’s a straight talker, a straight shooter, and knows his stuff. No compromise for him with extremist Islam.
He’s pointed out that to talk about a “War on Terror,” is as asinine as talking about WWII as a “War against the Blitzkreig.” He points out that “terror” is only a tactic. The enemy is militant Islam, no ifs, ands, or buts.
He’s not afraid of the enemy of the U.S.A., and he dares to name it.
batb – I agree… and any leftist who disagrees is a racist!
See what I did there?
Yeah, let them just try, Black Mamba! ‘Hoist on their own petard. 😉
This ruling against Obamacare is absolutely huge. Mark Levin has been talking about this for month, arguing that it’s absolutely unconstitutional to compel a citizen to purchase health insurance under the tenets of the infamous Commerce Clause. Apparently a judge agrees.
From Black Mamba’s hotair link @ 1:34 p.m.:
“It’s not just the Constitution that is a ‘living document’, as Supreme Court Justice Stephen Breyer proved yesterday when discussing the Second Amendment. Breyer argued that James Madison only included the right to bear arms reluctantly, and only because the states wouldn’t sign the Constitution for fear of creating an overmighty central government.”
Advocates of taking guns away from people specifically want to create an “overmighty central government”, because a disarmed people will have fewer resources to fight back. That’s their motivation.