Keith Olbermann Says

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Because Keith Olbermann’s dying father asked his boy Keith to read Thurber to him, Keith thinks this is good television, calling Thurber the best humorist of the 20th century. Do you know what humorist means? It means seriously unfunny. Garrison Keillor is a humorist, and I’ve seen funnier orphanage fires. Perhaps what Keith’s father didn’t tell him is that listening to Thurber might want to make you die faster. And now Keith reads it on the air.

23 Replies to “Keith Olbermann Says”

  1. Who?…
    Posted by: mojo at April 20, 2010 1:33 PM
    This.
    I know the name, but if asked to place it, I wouldn’t be able to do so. And, I’ve better things to do than punch his name into the Bing search engine.

  2. There is a disconnect. James Cameron of Avatar said climate deniers are causing fear. Now KO is the whitest man I have ever seen. His whole schtick is white. Blacks get angry and KO gets pithy and smarmy. Artificial outrage from an artificial entity.

  3. James Cameron of Avatar said climate deniers are causing fear.
    Posted by: Speedy at April 20, 2010 1:40 PM
    Cameron has drank the Kool-Aid to be sure. I am a great admirer of his films but, in view of some of his prognostications in recent months, have deliberately avoided Avatar. Honestly, I wonder if I’ll ever watch one of his films again.

  4. The one or two times I’ve ever watched this clown do his little schtick, I get teared up from laughter watching his hammy attempts at trying to channel Edward R Murrow – ‘cept KO is too chickenshit to even light a cigarette as a prop for his impressionist act.

  5. White men are responsible for all the world’s problems and have contributed nothing useful.
    The only useful white men are those who preach that it’s all the white man’s fault, and those who actively try to undermine white men. Once these men have served their purpose, they cease to have any use and should be treated as bad white men too.
    A black person, no matter how intelligent, is not permitted to agree with a white man, but white men must agree with any black person or they are racists.
    This is how it looks to me. Mugabe and Jesse Jackson would agree, so I know my theory is sound and noble.

  6. Castro is white?
    Very.
    Son of a Spanish immigrant.
    Unless of course you consider
    the Spanish non Caucasian.

  7. And I should care about what Kieth Olbermann says because…Nope, I’m drawing a blank here.

  8. Despite my wife’s wishes, I will not spend my hard-earned money in a commie regime.

  9. Despite Obamann’s endorsement, I must vigorously – never violently, of course – disagree with the world-owner. The Secret Life of Walter Mitty is a classic.
    What Keillor commits is merely attempted humor, and his show ought to be called A Funeral Home Companion.
    (After seeing the video page, I couldn’t actually bring myself to play it.)

  10. Ahem – Doug, to clarify – Lenin was part “Kalmyk”, a part of the Mongolian family who came to Russia with the Golden Horde. A British Communist who attended the 1918 Communist International in Moscow described tovarysh Ulyanov as having a “rather Mongolian-looking face”. Just FYI :-).

  11. Really.
    Who in the world cares what “Mr Countdown to no ratings” thinks or spews. Mr “I see white people, and their all racists” MSLSD is un watchable as Oby is melting down nightly, wriggly with self delusion, foaming at the mouth by imagined slights.
    Yawn. Oby, no body cares what you think.
    Jackass.

  12. I think he was attempting to say something about a very successful Fox opinion program host by reading his Bear story. Too bad it is a lot more about Olberman himself!

  13. I’ve said it before; I’ll say it again: I hope Eugene Levy plays Olberman in some made-for-TV show in a few years. I’m not sure which one’s more funny, you know, in a ‘humourist’ kinda way…

  14. I remember James Thurber by his famous saying:
    Early to rise,
    Early to bed,
    Makes a man healthy, wealthy and dead.

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