150 Replies to ““Are you unhappy to see me…””

  1. “Donchoo be cumin in here stinkin’ ah seal meat again, ya hear, red neck cracker?”
    [did you catch the Holy O bowing to the Chinese Hu Jintao?]

  2. PMSH – “lecture all you want, your not getting our OIL cheap !”
    he should have grabbed that finger and then kicked him in the balls, Hard, real Hard !

  3. Pull my finger and I will socialize that country up where you live. Is that my 56th or 57th state?

  4. “Didn’t I order you to dance to my tune the last time we met? No bows for you!”
    Love that our PM looks like he has the patience of a saint during the O’s little finger pointing charade.
    p.s.
    Almost looks like Harper is saying, “not that ‘pull my finger’ thing again”.

  5. Harper has that “Yes, dear” look. Y’know the one where you are pretending to listen but are actually making a mental list of all the things you need to do.

  6. Mr O will outdo Jimmy Carter as worst president in recent history. Thank god for term limits.

  7. “I’ve been working very hard with Hillary on our foreign policy…quick, quick…smell my finger!”

  8. “Scold all you like, but… even Quebec thinks you’re an empty suit.”
    I remember a time a one of these jaw wags, when GW Bush upon seeing Mr. Harper across the room shouted “Hey Harper” along with the famous Bush Grin. That was when we had a fiend in the white house.

  9. You better get with the program what do think you are doing by now I had hoped your unemployment rates would match ours 30% is the target.

  10. Look, Harper. Building permits in Jerusalem are a bigger threat than Iran going nuclear. Iran is getting Nuclear Security from this Summit.

  11. BHO – ” HARPER, you better cut your interest rates further, I don’t that Canuckbuck worth more than our dollar! ”

  12. Obama: Wait a minute. I’m supposed to be to the left of you, aren’t I?
    Harper: (Thought Bubble) I’ve sold out all my principles.

  13. “No! No! No! No bowing to white people. How many times do I have to repeat this!”

  14. I can’t do any better than a public comment made by one of my team leaders here in the Cdn govt (who described himself as “brown people”, card carrying Liberal, once and maybe again municipal candidate): “the days of you white guys is over”…

  15. Obama; »Stop Small Dead Animals from telling the truth about me or I will start telling lies about you!»

  16. BHO – ” HARPER, don’t you even think about given sanctuary to the millionaires fleeing my Taxes! ”

  17. There once was a man named Obama
    Who brought Hope, Change and Drama
    He wags his finger at Canada and Harper;
    while taking a bow for China
    Maybe I’ll get a signed copy of “Bold Fresh”

  18. Harper: Who took the last donut?
    Obama: You’d better have proof before you go off accusing my new chicom friend, Harper!…I distinctly remember not seeing any sprinkles on his shoes.

  19. Get it? pull my finger,get it?
    Um…Mr. President,while I find that kind of humor a little juvenile,I don’t believe the punch line is to soil yourself.

  20. “I’m looking at the map of the world behind you, and I can’t find Canada. It’s some dinky little country around the North Pole, isn’t it? Where the igloos are? And how do you keep seals out of your toilets – you do have toilets in Canada, don’t you? I know lots about the millions of countries in the world, and elsewhere. Ask me about our 57 States. Can you see Alaska from Canada, or is that in Russia? I don’t know where Alaska is, but it supposed to be near Russia. How come you’re not saying anything?”

  21. I told you I can’t become the GG of Canada until I’m done my 4 years here. (I am originally from Kenya, ya know.)

  22. Teleprompter said to do some index stabs…oops. That should have been TSE index stats. Sorry. My bad.

  23. If you don’t quit drinking so much Pepsi, Michelle is going to start using you as the poster child for her anti-obesity campaign . . . tubby.

  24. ..then you can have a copy of my book, then I’got an ipod with my speaches, then I’got some DVDs of me in Hawaii, then …

  25. BHO – ” Let me be clear, I’m not bowing to you, I’ve already caught s**t from my masters! ”

  26. I like grok’s comment. It acknowledges Obama’s ‘logorrhea’ (endless talking) and also his ignorance.
    How about what Harper is thinking?
    [ I will not smash his face up; I will not smash him; I will not…..Dear god, the man’s an idiot..]

  27. “Just because I’m a community organizer and you’re an economist doesn’t mean you know what’s best for an economy. We’re doing just fine with the bailouts and the debt is not a problem!”

  28. Harper, being a racists male of white privilege, might also be thinking “Reid is right. Obama is a light-skinned African American with no Negro dialect.”

  29. “…and furthermore, stop teasing my buddy Michael Ignatieff about being American. I could tease you about being Canadian, y’know. Heck, I wish the US was MORE like the socialist.. umm.. umm.. umm.. republic of Canada. And enough with the teleprompter jokes, too.”

  30. Don’t worry Mr. Harper,I’ll stop finger wagging and looking stern as soon as the cameras are focused elsewhere.

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