Now is the time at SDA when we juxtapose!
May, 2009
February, 2010
Update: Hi Mom!
More – the secret behind His Eloquence?
Now is the time at SDA when we juxtapose!
May, 2009
February, 2010
Update: Hi Mom!
More – the secret behind His Eloquence?
Sarah Patlin, Genious times a billion!
Take that, libs!
Oh trooooolls, you know what the other topic of conversation on eeeeevile RightWingRadio was today?
Corpsman. Obama can’t say the word properly. It’s pronounced “core-man”, but Obama says “corpse-man”. Not once, but like eight (8) times in his latest speech.
This is because:
A) although he is Commander in Chief of the entire US military, he doesn’t even know what the f-ing RANKS are, since if he did he’d never mispronounce it, and
B) he’s READING the teleprompter. He’s never seen the bloody speech before, he’s reading it like a newscaster.
But Sarah Palin can write 6 words on her hand and talk for 45 minutes.
Yes, this is why we mock you. Because you -deserve- to be mocked.
“Sarah Patlin, Genious times a billion!”
Aw, heck, she repeatedly claimed Alaska provides 20% of US oil in a TV interview, while the facts state that it only provides 2.6% – So what? Is it really such a big difference between 2% and 20%?
Dontcha know it’s the big evil mean librul media that picks on her over such things? Why, they’re a bunch of snotty elitist socialist meanies, insisting that there’s a difference between 2% and 20%! And that Africa’s a continent rather than a country! And that politicians should do hard stuff like serve out the term they were elected to! And that Rush Limaugh doesn’t have the right to ridicule retarded people!
It’s all a big plot by them libruls what believe in book-learnin’ and facts and exactitude and stuff!!!! Stop pickin’ on our Sarah!
Sarah Palin took a stack of papers with her to the podium. On those papers was her speech: 3w.youtube.com/watch?v=E7gVp3diPbI
On her hand was the answer to the scripted question: “When we have a conservative house and a conservative senate, what do you think are the top three things that have to be done?” She needed cheat notes to answer that question. My dog is more qualified to be president than her.
To the last three ‘genious’s’ comments:
. According to the Energy Information Administration, Alaska ranks second in the nation in crude oil production. Prudhoe Bay on Alaska’s North Slope is the highest yielding oil field in the United States and on North America, typically producing about 400,000 barrels per day (64,000 m3/d). The Trans-Alaska Pipeline can pump up to 2.1 million barrels (330,000 m3) of crude oil per day, more than any other crude oil pipeline in the United States. Additionally, substantial coal deposits are found in Alaska’s bituminous, sub-bituminous, and lignite coal basins. The United States Geological Survey estimates that there are 85.4 trillion cubic feet (2,420 km3) of undiscovered, technically recoverable gas from natural gas hydrates on the Alaskan North Slope.[45] Alaska also offers some of the highest hydroelectric power potential in the country from its numerous rivers. Large swaths of the Alaskan coastline offer wind and geothermal energy potential as well.[46]
Alaska oil production peaked in 1988 and has declined 65% since.
Alaska’s economy depends heavily on increasingly expensive diesel fuel for heating, transportation, electric power and light. Though wind and hydroelectric power are abundant and underdeveloped, proposals for state-wide energy systems (e.g. with special low-cost electric interties) were judged uneconomical (at the time of the report, 2001) due to low (
John McCain @!;55 – your link is either broken, non existent or spam.
The link is fine. However, if you like, go to Youtube and search “Sarah Palin Keynote Speech at National Tea Party Convention” CSPAN version. She walks up to the podium with her speech notes. And at 46:44, she has to look at her hand to answer a soft ball question. Some genius.
Behind the Sarah Palin Fox is a wolf with a taste for lefty Demonsheep.
You can bet she set this up. Or is smart enough to sashay around the Marxist elitist loons, with their own bile. By beating them at their own game of trivialities. Obama has teleprompter instructions on his hands. Sarah policy points. Who do you think is smarter?
Yes, this is why we mock you. Because you -deserve- to be mocked.
Is that what you call your moronic gum-flapping?
And, not having looked at the numbers, it’s probably 20% of domestic production which supplies 2.6% of domestic consumption.
Obama has teleprompter instructions on his hands. Sarah policy points. Who do you think is smarter?
You may have a point, but for the fact that nothing but inane gibberish comes out of her mouth when she tries to address those subjects.
phil: It stands to reason, that what is produced, is consumed.
Ultimate question:
Would you rather spend $500.00 to hear Sarah speak from the heart or listen to Obama read from the left, then right, then left, then right …. teleprompter?
No, the ultimate question is: Do all of you teabag/Palin fans also support the
voter literacy tests Tom Tancredo called for at the teabag convention?
Jema 54, what phil was saying was that 20% of the oil made by the US comes from Alaska, whereas 2.6% of all the oil used by the US comes from Alaska. Which would imply that roughly 13% of all oil consumed in the US is produced here, and ~87% of all oil used in the US would be produced somewhere else. I don’t have the time to verify this but it sounds reasonable. If someone wants to spend the time finding real numbers that would be great.
Though it is also in fact incorrect that “what is produced, is consumed.”
“Even with the United States producing so much oil, it is still heavily dependent on foreign sources. It’s that dependence that crippled the country during the oil embargo of 1973 and 1974. To make sure that this situation never happens again, the federal government formed the Strategic Petroleum Reserve (SPR). While most domestic oil is sent directly to refineries and then to the consumer market, some of it is held back and sent to the SPR.”
http://auto.howstuffworks.com/fuel-efficiency/fuel-consumption/gas-price4.htm
The ‘Redneck Teleprompter’ line is funny… but at least she can pronounce “corpsman” unlike some famous idiot…
@John – Your dog is more qualified to be President than Sarah. And Sarah is more qualified to be President than 0bama. So what does that make 0bama?
Sarah Palin is a f**king retard” says Stephen Colbert, but he said it satirically, so it’s OK.
You still in mommy’s basement phildo?
You still in mommy’s basement phildo?
Now that’s original.
Bashing Palin and sucking Obama’s ass,that’s not too original either,phildo.
“Bashing Palin and sucking Obama’s ass,that’s not too original either,phildo.”
Doing the reverse ain’t too damn original either…or rather, it’s as original and intelligent as your lame-o “still in mommy’s basement” attempt at a putdown.
You guys are kinda missing the fact that Obama was giving a SPEECH, and Palin was doing an INTERVIEW. My palms wouldn’t be sweating if I had a pre-scripted, dog and pony show of an interview either.
What the hell would you know about intelligence marky mark,you are a leftard,pretty well says it all,now if you hurry I’m sure there’s still room for you on phildo’s couch,just keep the noise down,unlike you fools,mom’s worked all day and needs to sleep,moonbat.
Awesome two-word zinger Kate! Almost as good as Joe Wilson’s “You Lie!” Fabulous juxtapose! LOL