61 Replies to “Rich Orcinus Leather”

  4. The penis of the Blue Whale, for example, can grow up to 2.4 metres.
    When I fold it in half!
    [end orca-like bragging]

  6. It’s most important feature of course will be the ability to cause spontaneous brain aneurisms in PETA & Green Party members.

  7. Right out infront of peta i would do burnout’s in it.No i would’nt do that the tires are made out of baby seal hide(that’s and option).Actually i would then i would drive it up north and hunt me some new tires !!! LOL.
    And what is peta and all of the save the whales people going to say about it ? Not a damn thing casue it is comming from a communist country !!
    Paul in calgary

  12. When the warranty expires and the vehicle starts to break down – along with the “leather” the complaint to the department of faulty vehicles will be – my vehicle suffers from “rot-yur-cockov”.

  13. Reminds me of the Canyonero (Simpsons):
    “She blinds everybody with her super high beams,
    She’s a squirrel crushing, deer smacking, driving machine!”

  14. Personally, I would feel uncomfortable sitting on another mammals penis. Would whale vagina be an option?

  15. Gord – does it come (pardon the pun) with a guarantee that the seats will not soil at 200kph???

  18. The penis of the Blue Whale, for example, can grow up to 2.4 metres.
    This would be the same species of whale that has been reported to have been extinct, until a single young Blue whale was discovered in the last year, for 60 years.
    Statistically, they would have to kill 2 whales to find a male.
    Am I the only one that suspects they may be substituting the penii of well endowed dolphins here?

  19. so would they get more hide if they skinned it when it was erect ? I was just trying to imagine feeding a whale a giant blue pill then unloading the harpoon gun into its brain .

  21. ChrisinMB, do you have a link to that Simpsons episode where Russia at the UN rotates it’s name back to “Soviet Union” complete with bwah-ha-ha implications?

  22. why do you do this Kate?
    blue whales are the biggest animal that has ever existed, they ARE endangered, and the banner bearer for the right wing blogosphere in Canada makes a joke involving whale cock.
    is this the same outfit that made all those broken down russian half-priced tractors in the 70s? the Lada? how many enemies does one have to acquire to need an RPG-proof civilian type personnel carrier?

  26. Oz:
    Umm no, there are estimated to be upwards (pun unintentional) of 12000 world wide (down from over 500000 at the turn of the century).
    I actually saw a beached, fully-intact carcass on the westcoast of Nfld 20 years ago – old age was the suspected cause of death – truly an impressive sight (the smell was unforgettable too).
    http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blue_Whale?wasRedirected=true

  27. Hey, Gord Tulk, what can I say except that is what they taught us when I was a kid in school in the ’60s.
    Interesting fact:
    The record for the largest penis to body size ratio is held by the barnacle.
    The barnacle’s penis can grow to up to forty times its own body length.
    This enables them to reach the nearest female.

  31. This is really serious stuff – a memo was leaked by the Entertainment Industry Foundation to work with Obama – the programming has begun. This is obviously to get the population to join/accept his national civilian security force.
    Answering the call
    President Obama has called for a new era of responsibility–recognition on the part of every American that we have duties to ourselves, our nation and world to serve others. It is the price and promise of Citizenship.
    in response our television community with the Entertainment Industry Foundation will launch a multi-year campaign to inspire and promote a new way of thinking about service…
    All networks, including Fox, and cable television stations are in on this one.
    Rest of story at Atlas Shrugs October 15, 2009
    http://atlasshrugs2000.typepad.com/
    more here
    http://servnat.3cdn.net/876a60995bc6a88f34_x3m6bnhhw.pdf

  32. Hey Oz, I think that there might be a link between being sedentary and growing a larger member. Nah, just wishful thinking. Be the barnacle!

  33. Be the barnickle?
    Naw.
    I imagine if I had a member that big I couldn’t use it anyhow cause the blood needed to hoist the jolly roger would sap my brain so much I’d pass out from lack of oxygen.

  35. Moby’s dickmobile.
    BTW, anybody had a feed of whale meat? I’d love to try some, but can’t find it at the supermarket. :>)

  42. I haven’t seen it in Canada yet, but in some places in the States, right up close and next to the handicapped parking, some retailers are putting in smart car parking spots. A Hummer driver called in to Rush’s radio show to say he makes a point of parking his vehicle in one of the smart car spots every chance he gets. Seems like a good spot to park your Prombron and show it off.

  45. Whoa … I think you are all getting over-excited about a shiny noisy piece of crap that won’t even start half the time … remember the Lada? … this thing is made in Russia people.
    And the Blue whale isn’t the biggest animal on the planet … that would be Michael Moore followed closely by Fat Al Gore.

  47. Could be worse. The “Sperm Whale” model is considerably less expensive, but the seats are all sticky.

  48. As Agant Smith eluded to, PETA and Greenies have no need to worry, only kosher whale foreskin trimmimmgs are used.
    In other news, there has been a bris trade in said material.

  49. I like the color, and if can do a four wheel burnout at highway speeds every time I see a “drive 55, save the climate” bumper sticker on the car ahead of me, I might go for it. Don’t really need the jewel encrusted dashboard though.

  50. It comes with a bumper sticker that says: “Lost your job yet? Keep buying foreign.” However, it’s written in Cyrillic. At least that’s what I thought it said.
    Maybe it said: “Rubbing seats may cause airbags to deploy. If they do not go down after 4 hours, please contact your physician.”

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