Rich Orcinus Leather – small dead animals

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“there once was a Hummer from Nantucket….”

“You know what Im gonna do
Im gonna get myself a 1967 Cadillac Eldorado convertible
Hot pink, with whale skin hubcaps
And all leather cow interior
And make brown baby seal eyes for head lights (yeah)”*
That or the Dartz Prombron Monaco Red Diamond Edition Kate posted above.
*copied & pasted from the lyrics of Denis Leary’s “I’m an Asshole”
Love that song.
DaWG
A resident of America’s Hat.©

didn’t trotsky describe the dangers of whale-penis seat covers in one of his speeches? i’m pretty sure he did

“Lost your job yet? Keep buying foreign.”
No, but it does come with a bumper sticker that says “Lost your job yet? Keep demanding work rules, wages, and benefits that make your employer uncompetitive for a job than nearly any healthy adult with a non markedly sub normal IQ could do while foreigners are making better cars cheaper.”

There’s only one problem with whale penis seats, They get hard in the winter. Not a lot of brains goes into such a vehicle. No vehicle can withstand a modern had held rocket. And if it’s like any of the Russian tractors that were popular in Sask. the 80’s, and I will quote my late father, “They couldn’t pull a drunken whore off a pisspot.”

So, I guess the Popemobile is upholstered in First and Second Corinthian leather…

call me ishmael; whenever i find myself growing grim around the mouth; whenever it is a damp, drizzly November in my soul; then i account it high time to get behind the wheel of my $1.6 million Dartz Prombron Monaco Red Diamond Edition armoured SUV

Gord Tulk got there first with the “Rambo Lambo”–missed it first time.
Mark
Ottawa

and I will quote my late father, “They couldn’t pull a drunken whore off a pisspot.”
Posted by: Joe Citizen 1:57 PM
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please, leave yer mother out of this

from what i heard Lada was designed by Fiat, in the 40s. I bet the sucker has a 6volt system and carburetor, drums all around-as option. They shoulda used the narwhal for head material for better appeal.

“A perfect campaign vehicle for Lizzie May to get around in the next election.”
Slogan:Don’t wait for the Green Party whale to give you a hummer.
Heh.

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