42 Replies to “SDA Play Safe Reminder”

  1. link isn’t working for me.
    Not a surprise when one considers what the town of mitchieville spends on psych assessments and stress leave in any given year.

  3. I went to the blogsite mitchieville, scrolled down about a dozen entries. Someone must find it interesting but it’s not for me.
    mike

  12. I used to be an xray tech. That looks like a girl, not a boy, and the toy is not up the arse but up somewhere else.

  13. I used to be an xray tech. That looks like a girl, not a boy, and the toy is not up the arse but up somewhere else.

  18. How about on ‘Jackass’ when he inserted that Tonka or Dinky Toy, then tried to convince the x-ray tech that he must have swallowed it?
    Too funny!

  21. Years ago on SNL there was a TV ad for a product called the “Templeton Magic Mouth.” Marketed to dull conversationalists, it was a small plastic device you inserted rectally; each time you passed wind, it would deliver one of ten phrases sure to impress your dates or friends.
    In one scene a fatally-bored looking woman is playing with her food,looking at her watch, while her date sits there like a lump. Then, the Templeton Magic Mouth came to the rescue to deliver the line (note: the fellow’s mouth was conspicuously not moving) “Did you see Charlie Rose last night?”
    The woman leans forward and, looking almost overwhelmed at how incredibly interesting her date is, says, “Why YES, yes I DID!”
    Another one of the Magic Mouth’s ten pre-programmed lines was “Nobody knows more about politics than Bill Maher.”

  23. Good Heavens, what would be the reason for doing something like this, boy of girl? Oh Sweet Mystery of Life!

  24. Reminds me of when I was an intern in Vancouver and walking into ER to see the rectal insertion of the day xray prominently posted on the xray viewer. The number of objects that people had fallen on while showering was truly astounding. It always mystified me why coke bottles unerringly managed to go straight up the anus instead of shattering and causing frequent buttock lacerations as one would expect if the set of individuals falling on randomly located coke bottles in a shower was drawn from a normal probability distribution. Also, every vibrator that the surgeons removed seemed to have dead batteries suggesting that the individuals didn’t come in immediately after falling on this device in a shower.

  28. Say, the hip looks broken.
    Odd that when being x-rayed for a broken hip and/or dislocated hip joint, one would ALSO find an action figure stuffed up inside the girl’s frontal vertical smile… What are the odds of such a coincidence???
    Really, I think it’s a hoax. It’s, I believe, a standard broken-bone/dislocation x-ray with Buzz PhotoShopped in.

  29. Actually this is advanced medical science. What we see here is a robotic miniature Doogie Howser in there doing an internal repair of the broken hip bone.

  30. Nope, that’s a government plumbing contractor in an environment suit, specially shrinkulated for the job. (They can do that now, y’know. I read it on Daily Kos.)
    Probably doing a tax audit.

  31. I had a friend who was an ER doctor at San Francisco General Hospital in the 1970s. He said the hospital had a collection of items removed from rectums. The items included a hammer, bottles, light bulbs, screwdrivers, car keys, cue balls, shot glasses, a variety of fruits and vegetables, and the more predictable dildoes and vibrators.

  32. [Insert Seinfeld corkscrew pasta reference here. No, really. Insert Seinfeld corkscrew pasta reference here.]

  33. He said the hospital had a collection of items removed from rectums.

    Rectums? They nearly killed ’em.

  34. @ Canadian Sentinal:
    I agree on both parts.
    It probably is a hoax because Buzz probably has some metal in him which would be bright white on Xray. Also unless he is hollow he should not have an outlined shape.

  39. Some twenty years ago, the magazine The Realist ran a brief but enlightening article describing some of the more remarkable items to have been found by doctors in patients’ recta.
    Needless to say, the next issue contained a letter to the editor from a bright spark who wrote, “I read your article. You can take it and shove it up your…”

  42. If you’ll look closely at the Buzz’s hands, you’ll realize that this picture is a photoshop. Another hoax waiting to be busted.

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