The Somali Pirate Blog.
Via Jules Crittenden – “Anyway, that gave me an idea. Our TOTUS can negotiate with their fax machine.”
The Somali Pirate Blog.
Via Jules Crittenden – “Anyway, that gave me an idea. Our TOTUS can negotiate with their fax machine.”
Ahhrrrr! Battle be it then?
Syncro
With a working fax machine, and a blog, these guys are in control of the entire Somali technological communications industry. Fear them.
I believe that the Somali pirates are associated with Big Islamic Terror and states like Iran, China, Russia. I mean, how else can Somali teens be so well-organized, competent, armed and prepared technologically to make quick propaganda-warfare statements in the international media? They’re getting help from our state enemies, no doubt.
Their propaganda sounds exactly like what Al Qaeda, the Taliban, Hamas, Hezbollah, etc… say all the time.
I see these “pirates” as terrorists, actually.
And as for Obama’s handling of the crisis so far… FAIL.
The only thing to do is to blow the “pirates” out of the water. Just lock on ’em and pull the trigger, press the button, whatever. Send the only message they’ll understand: Mess with the Free World and you’re fish food.
CS, I agree. Obama gets a failing grade for putting the sensitivities and “rights” of these dastardly pirates/terrorists ahead of the safety and security of U.S. citizens.
‘Talk about the barbarians at the gates: The barbarian sympathizer is now the Head of State.
Here’s a quietly funny line from the TOTUS (sorry, nothing to do with the pirates….arrr!):
“Did you see the memo from Rahm telling us we should do jokes about TEA-BAGGING on TV today, as long as we weren’t perceived to be belitting one of the gay communities’ cherished cultural TOUCHSTONES?”
Teeheehee
I almost hate to bring this up, but does anyone else wonder if there might be some kind of east-African sympathy thing going on here with these Somalis and POTUS? I mean, he has the weirdest relatives…
Posted by: Black Mamba at April 16, 2009 8:03 AM
“I almost hate to bring this up, but does anyone else wonder if there might be some kind of east-African sympathy thing going on here with these Somalis and POTUS? I mean, he has the weirdest relatives…”
That could possibly explain the delay between the two different orders given by POTUS. The CIA needed the time to determine that all cousins and half-brothers were accounted for and not bobbing around on some small boat.
Could be also that TOTUS had the phone line tied up at 3 AM. Rumors are circulating about phone sex with a certain fax machine.
Black Mamba: Anything’s possible with this loose cannon of a POTUS. And what about the connection with Islam? ‘Seems like most of these pirates are radical followers of Mohammed.
Even though Barry and Shelley are now living in the Biggest House in the country, you can smell their class envy. Being totally separated from reality, which seems to have been the case in the Obamessiah’s life from day-one, when it comes down to doing the right thing or “protecting” the “oppressed,” the Big O will always choose protecting the “underdog,” even if doggie’s armed to the teeth and bent on hellfire and destruction.
Class envy, radical Islam, Afro-centric, barbarians at the gates, armed pirates, POTUS: What a toxic brew.
No wonder some are coming to Canada,what a hell hole it must be,civil war,electrical anything ,i doubt it,any food, education?
Toilet Bowl
I’m glad I’m not the only one who entertains this half-paranoid thought.
I like Yoop’s theory too. Cherchez la fax.
doug: Canada’s not THAT bad.
Is that maz2 at the front of the pirate boat? Is he riding to the rescue of the Conservative Party of Canada?
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Is that maz2 at the front of the pirate boat? Is he riding to the rescue of the Conservative Party of Canada?
Posted by: not stirred enough said at April 16, 2009 8:52 AM ”
Actually…..that’s Iggy,disguised as Dionsky. Hey. The Lieberals have got to get bucks somehow!And they are good at doing it anyway but legally.
Black Mamba: “I’m glad I’m not the only one who entertains this half-paranoid thought.”
I never attribute to (half-)paranoia what I can see with my own eyes and just know with my spidey sense!
That is NOT me!
I am just waiting for Texas to secede so that the Texan navy can chomp through them pirrrrates.
Governor Perry is my hero. Perry for Texas President 2010!
Luv the title Kate. You’ve inadvertently stumbled across my favorite song.
“if you havin girl problems
i feel bad for you son
I got 99 problems but a _ ain’t one”
CS at 6:45 am.
You said a mouthful there. They may not have any specific ties to the big boys of terror, but they are part of the same movement. It’s “shores of Tripoli” time again.
BOTeleprompter is my favourite twitterer. badbanana is second. Favourite badbanana quote: “Republican protests are boring because they own everything and it’s no fun setting fire to your own stuff.”
sarge here only at sda could the killin of three pirates somehow be seen as weak on pirates sarge guess we coulda had our boys butt rape the corpses maybe thatd be better for ya?
sarge thinks them frenchies killin some more pirates must be goin all weak and mushy too
whatever kids
You should really use your real name, Sarge.
Something tells me there are lots of worried people out there looking for you.
Well if I ran the zoo. Pirates would only make fun of my Navy…….Once.