28 Replies to “All Together Now”

  1. Well.I guess he didn’t want to try out Dizzy Lizzy’s team.Too bad.Then he could have made a complete fool of himself,instead of just 2/3rds.
    Any bets he shaves that rug of his face,to give himself a new look and harder to recognize to potential employers??

  4. He still has other blogs; he has a financial and real estate one that I’m aware of; I think he’s just stopping the political one.
    What if ‘they’ pick him to replace Duffy? Garth Turner would love that…I’d even bet he’s lobbying for it now.

  10. Isn’t Darth Turner predicting that a cord of wood will go up to $300 during this recession? I mean, it’s not like the 2nd largest country in the world covered in forests could find any wood right?

  11. If there is any way he can find to weasel his way into Iggy’s group, he will find it. Personally I think a coyote has more class than that idiot stick.

  13. Ya but isn’t Garth the second liblogger to quit in the last day or so? Can’t say that either of them will be missed from this corner.

  14. One bitter boy ole Garth is. Did he disregard his wife, or she him? For a weasel he has good homing instincts. He went right to the most avaricious band of Power junkies.

  15. I’d say don’t let the door slap ya on the butt when you leave Garth but after guzzling Librano pork for the past few years I think the first problem is getting that overstuffed patronage derriere through the exit.
    …what was the post house pork the LPC promised for the floor crossing? McGuinty aid? Ontarslobovia industrial revitalization committee?…the job’s are open for fat lil’ Librano piggies…senate seats are closed though.
    Garth will be butt snorkelling McSkidmark, we’ll see him pop up on some LPO circle jerk commission.

  16. Since I don’t want to go fishing any further through that swamp he calls a blog, when Super-Genius Wile E. Garth sez that the CPC “lost” $50 billion in 4 years, what exactly does he mean?
    If it’s another case of a political hack calling decreased tax revenue a loss, I wonder how Garth ever pretended to be a Conservative.

  20. Goodbye Garth, I won’t be buying any more of your books, and from now on the old ones are in my archive. I haven’t counted them and I don’t care how many words either. -Bye, bye.

  21. Poor Garthy-Poo..He cant rely on tax $ for a mortgage payment anymore.
    He is pretending to take the high road by quitting, but the truth is (he is in denial of it) he was rejected by everyone and anyone who supported him previously.
    He told CANADA that the Green Shaft was a solid plan…’nuff said.

  23. Yeah, yeah
    That’s right
    We talk about your work
    How your boss is a jerk
    We talk about your church
    And your head when it hurts
    We talk about the troubles
    you been having with your brother
    About your daddy and your mother
    And your crazy ex-lover
    We talk about your friends
    And the places that you’ve been
    We talk about your skin
    and the dimples on your chin
    The polish on your toes
    and the run in your hose
    And God knows,
    we’re gonna talk about your clothes
    We talk about your dreams
    And we talk about your schemes
    Your high school team
    and your moisturizing cream
    We talk about your Nana
    up in Munci, Indiana
    We talk about your Grandma
    down in Alabama
    We talk about your guys
    Of every shape and size
    The ones that you despise
    and the ones you idolize
    We talk about your heart,
    bout your brain and your smarts
    And your medical charts
    And when you start
    You know talking about you makes me grin
    But every now and then
    I wanna talk about me
    Wanna talk about I
    Wanna talk about number one
    Oh my me my
    What I think
    What I like
    What I know
    What I want
    What I see
    I like talking about you, you, you, you usually
    But occasionally
    I wanna talk about me
    me,
    me,
    me,
    me
    I wanna talk about me ye he

  24. I’ll miss him. Even though he meant to be serious, he was so self inflated and self aggrandizing, not to mention ever the wounded soul (slings and arrows anyone?) that he wound up having one of the funniest blogs on the net. Too bad he is keeping his other blogs open.

  27. check out the comments to his final entry…
    they’re all positive, all suportive, all weepy “we’ll be missing you Garth!” etc,
    …
    at least we know he’s still busy with editing out all the sane ones…

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