“We can assume 9-1-1 has already been called”

13 Replies to ““We can assume 9-1-1 has already been called””

1. That link produces nothing when Play is clicked!

2. I heard that clip about two years ago. I sent it to everyone I know. I still play it occasionally and I still laugh my head off.
   Thanks for posting that Kate. It’s a nice respite from the usual.

3. Now thats funny.

4. I had trouble getting it to work, too. Try refreshing the page and clicking again. Or it may be that your browser isn’t compatible.

5. I see that it’s an audio clip! I had mute on. Works fine now. Duh!

6. “one looks like Mother Goose…….she just hit him with her Bible”
   Classic, as good as the one that the guy hit a deer with his car, and thinking it was dead put it in the back seat…then it woke up

7. That ambulance one is a scream….”call a m*ther @#@#$ m’ambulance….” hysterical….

8. Even though I had heard that before, I still listened to it and laughed my head off.
   Thanks.

9. I will always think of this when I hear someone use the term ‘Bible Thumper’!

10. George Norry plays this on Coast2coast AM every few weeks, hilarious!

11. A witness to an automobile accident was testifying in court. The following exchange took place between the lawyer and the witness.
    Lawyer: “Did you actually see the accident?”
    Witness: “Yes, Sir.”
    Lawyer: “How far away were you when the accident happened?”
    Witness: “Thirty-one feet, six and one quarter inches.”
    Lawyer: “Well, sir, will you tell the jury how you knew it was exactly that distance?”
    Witness: “Because when the accident happened I took out a tape and measured it. I knew some stupid lawyer would ask me that question.”

12. Many years ago while working in a very remote area some friends of mine were returning from town on a 20 mile straight as an arrow east west section of the Trans Canada highway and managed to completely smash through the long veranda of a house right beside the road in a tiny village.
    It looked like an open and shut case until their lawyer cross examined the first crown witness:
    “Did the accident occur on the north or south side of the Trans Canada in xxxxville?”
    Answer: “I don’t know”.
    It all went like that. They got off.

13. The first time I heard this was just about 1:00 a.m. on Coast to Coast. I had pillows over my face trying to keep the noise to a dull roar and not wake anyone up. I was laughing so hard, I thought I would inhale one of the pillows and choke.
    I know ladies like that, and suspect I may become one of them someday, should I live that long.