h/t Dan Cook
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111 Replies to “Do You Tink It’s Izzy To Make A Caption?”
“Canada’s future Prime Minister and Stéphane Dion”
Ain’t goona be izzy use da fork and da knife on dese wan
Wow, sperm does float on beer.
Well I dunno, the headline immediately under the linked photo above was:
Headline Of The Week
And the nominees are:
• Penis theft panic hits city [Reuters]
Clarke: Here DD, I filled this mug specially for you (snicker, snicker)
Dion: Mais ouis! Zeez eez se biere zat ze kenuckle dragging Halburtans love to drink. I ave nevair zeen one before!
“I never knew the Liberal KoolAid was the color of BS but it all makes sense now”
Clarke: Here DD, I filled this mug specially for you (snicker, snicker)
Dion: Mais ouis! Zeez eez se biere zat ze kenuckle dragging Halburtans love to drink. I ave nevair zeen one before!
Dat is Pierre’s urine?? Mon Dieu, where ‘as maggie bin keeping it all dis time?
It’s not easy to make a urine samples dat big
Dis is not fair! I cannot drink all dis witout a straw!
Hue min, hue med dat bier frorm re-cycle yur-EEN?
ziggy soggy ziggy soggy oy oy oy
Never mind, that’s the man show…doesn’t apply in this case.
Really, I can drink this without using my sippy cup,
but for me, I cry in my beer.
Drink up; this give you a full, curly mullet just like mine.
hahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahhaha
My first beer.
Wow, a headless beer, just like the Liberal Party.
And you ingleesh drink all that?
Drink this jug of beer and then go compliment the bar maid on her jugs.
Oh my goodness day have tawed oudt Pierre’s frozen sperm sample?? I cannod drink it all
Holy crap is that Paul Martin tucked away between those two?
Wouldent that picture offend Muslims who don’t drink? I see a HRC suite in here somewhere.
Calling for all bars to be banned in Canada.
The CHRC should make all HRC personel dry in the interests of multiculturialism & fit ministers of this progresive movement. Examples of social, feeling, & purity for the cause.
These guys look like Curly & Larry. I wonder where Moe is?
EEt weel be so ard to be drink all thees much tea weethout making peepee. I must make the check weeth wife to be sure she weel let me drink eet all. Too much tea, she can sometimes be giving bad dreams to me. ….. Beer?? What ees thees beer? Eees eet like strong tea no?
I Won’t Take a Shot of That
As a writer, I often use a catalyst to help me search out those lines of thought that might not always be so forth coming should I be sober. And for me only the best will do. That is why I like to drink Crown Royal.
Analogously, I have always equated Crown Royal with the late Pierre Elliott Trudeau. Both are smooth, and often came with a potent twist. Aged with a fine flavor that was distinctly Canadian. Each could bite back hard if you ever tried to get the better of them, (if) that was possible. And never was a bitter taste left in one’s mouth, even after a night of over indulgence, as long as you respected the integrity and principles of each so conceived.
But Stephane Dion…
you remind me of that non-alcoholic beer that is sold at every corner grocery store in Canada.
It sells, but really what purpose does it serve?
Moments later Dion would be sopping wet, Steve Clarke would no longer be a candidate, and the Liberal Party would be less one effete frou frou.
“Wait! No! Don’t take it awaaay!” Stéphane Dion. Not a beer drinker. Not worth the risk.
I can’t think of one damned thing that’s funny about wasting beer!
What is with the ’70s haircut on the guy with him?
*CORRECTION*
Moments later Dion would be sopping wet, Steve Clarke would be a cabinet minister, and the Liberal Party would be less one effete frou frou.
“Look at all of those bubbles. I think we found something else we can add the carbon tax to.”
Beer. In mugs. In our cities………
Clarke: “Steph, here’s a fresh sample of golden hormone replacement therapy feedstock! The Baystreet guy says it will make the Party MILLIONS! We got a steal of a deal on the plant, equines and a great advertising deal too”
Dion: “Jus’ wait’n till I show Iggy! Heel be so hahpee dat duh partee wheel be in duh black agin reel soon. Dees hot flashes, mon dieu! I cud use a little hormoan terapee…”
Clarke: “Steph? Wha…NOOOOOOO!”
These guys look like Curly & Larry. I wonder where Moe is?
Posted by: Revnant Dream at April 25, 2008 6:42 PM
Did you try 24 Sussex?
Hugger
But…how could you afford this?
bottoms up…
Damn, Scott Reid said there’d be popcorn too!
btw i was over on askthescold and found wlmackenzieredux slagging me after offering his usual suck up(it is embarrassingly embarrassing xly) to whomever owns the site(he does ezra…kate…kkkurrie…BCF..HE DOES EVERYONE!)…anyway he said he couldn’t differentiate MY prose style from the superK’s…doesn’t the doofus know i’m to the right of genghis khan…doesn’t he know i was barracking superK(in his FACE) in the 90’s when willyredux was still shitting yellow…doesn’t he know the hangdawg is afeerd of going to toe to toe with me since i handed him his ass on a couple ofs ?
here you go willyboyredux…what’s yer beef…lay it out and and i’ll answer as best i can…..unless it;s a simple matter of you being jealous i get all the chicks is it?..but if all you want to do is empty ashtrays and make sandwiches at kathy’s place then get a life.
“Hit work for Illary Clintstone…. maybe hit work for me too!”
Clarke shows dion how to hold a beer.
My, what big jugs you have!
i’m offended…all i wish to do is share the wisdom of a lifetime…but by innocently offering up my observations…my p’tit verites i am pursued from blog to blog by this cretinaceous suckup(love your hair kathy!…love that dress kate!) who i deem is every bit as windy and hair splittingly verbaciously gag making as that poor dismal walking knitting needle in the eye twit the hangdawg.
who is noticeable by his absence from polite company thesetimes…
a warning…do NOT slag walt d’Isgny and do NOT compare me to the superKman unless you want to do some dieing.
aside from that peace and a huzzah to the eventual extinction of the LCP.
i remain as ever your etc etc etc…
But…but…but…I can’t drink this! My momma never fed it to me.
I dare you to drink this! You trust me don’t you? Just look at me, how can you not trust me?
“Wow! For Me?”
Yeah and there is lots more to come! (maybe if you drink enough of them we can get you to sign your letter of resignation).
no way. dis what make dem smarter den us?
is that john maudaly in the background?
…free beer?!?
Just like old times!
Whoa, Bile from a bear’s pancreas….this will make me a leader
Can’t seem to find any words that say it better than the picture . If i could quit the snickering fer a minute…
Question is: Is he drinking foreign or domestic?
Enquiring, patriotic minds want to know.
“Canada’s future Prime Minister and Stéphane Dion”
Ain’t goona be izzy use da fork and da knife on dese wan
Wow, sperm does float on beer.
Well I dunno, the headline immediately under the linked photo above was:
Headline Of The Week
And the nominees are:
• Penis theft panic hits city [Reuters]
Clarke: Here DD, I filled this mug specially for you (snicker, snicker)
Dion: Mais ouis! Zeez eez se biere zat ze kenuckle dragging Halburtans love to drink. I ave nevair zeen one before!
“I never knew the Liberal KoolAid was the color of BS but it all makes sense now”
Clarke: Here DD, I filled this mug specially for you (snicker, snicker)
Dion: Mais ouis! Zeez eez se biere zat ze kenuckle dragging Halburtans love to drink. I ave nevair zeen one before!
Dat is Pierre’s urine?? Mon Dieu, where ‘as maggie bin keeping it all dis time?
It’s not easy to make a urine samples dat big
Dis is not fair! I cannot drink all dis witout a straw!
Hue min, hue med dat bier frorm re-cycle yur-EEN?
ziggy soggy ziggy soggy oy oy oy
Never mind, that’s the man show…doesn’t apply in this case.
Really, I can drink this without using my sippy cup,
but for me, I cry in my beer.
Drink up; this give you a full, curly mullet just like mine.
hahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahhaha
My first beer.
Wow, a headless beer, just like the Liberal Party.
And you ingleesh drink all that?
Drink this jug of beer and then go compliment the bar maid on her jugs.
Oh my goodness day have tawed oudt Pierre’s frozen sperm sample?? I cannod drink it all
Holy crap is that Paul Martin tucked away between those two?
Wouldent that picture offend Muslims who don’t drink? I see a HRC suite in here somewhere.
Calling for all bars to be banned in Canada.
The CHRC should make all HRC personel dry in the interests of multiculturialism & fit ministers of this progresive movement. Examples of social, feeling, & purity for the cause.
These guys look like Curly & Larry. I wonder where Moe is?
EEt weel be so ard to be drink all thees much tea weethout making peepee. I must make the check weeth wife to be sure she weel let me drink eet all. Too much tea, she can sometimes be giving bad dreams to me. ….. Beer?? What ees thees beer? Eees eet like strong tea no?
I Won’t Take a Shot of That
As a writer, I often use a catalyst to help me search out those lines of thought that might not always be so forth coming should I be sober. And for me only the best will do. That is why I like to drink Crown Royal.
Analogously, I have always equated Crown Royal with the late Pierre Elliott Trudeau. Both are smooth, and often came with a potent twist. Aged with a fine flavor that was distinctly Canadian. Each could bite back hard if you ever tried to get the better of them, (if) that was possible. And never was a bitter taste left in one’s mouth, even after a night of over indulgence, as long as you respected the integrity and principles of each so conceived.
But Stephane Dion…
you remind me of that non-alcoholic beer that is sold at every corner grocery store in Canada.
It sells, but really what purpose does it serve?
Moments later Dion would be sopping wet, Steve Clarke would no longer be a candidate, and the Liberal Party would be less one effete frou frou.
“Wait! No! Don’t take it awaaay!”
Stéphane Dion. Not a beer drinker. Not worth the risk.
I can’t think of one damned thing that’s funny about wasting beer!
What is with the ’70s haircut on the guy with him?
*CORRECTION*
Moments later Dion would be sopping wet, Steve Clarke would be a cabinet minister, and the Liberal Party would be less one effete frou frou.
“Look at all of those bubbles. I think we found something else we can add the carbon tax to.”
Beer. In mugs. In our cities………
Clarke: “Steph, here’s a fresh sample of golden hormone replacement therapy feedstock! The Baystreet guy says it will make the Party MILLIONS! We got a steal of a deal on the plant, equines and a great advertising deal too”
Dion: “Jus’ wait’n till I show Iggy! Heel be so hahpee dat duh partee wheel be in duh black agin reel soon. Dees hot flashes, mon dieu! I cud use a little hormoan terapee…”
Clarke: “Steph? Wha…NOOOOOOO!”
These guys look like Curly & Larry. I wonder where Moe is?
Posted by: Revnant Dream at April 25, 2008 6:42 PM
Did you try 24 Sussex?
Hugger
But…how could you afford this?
bottoms up…
Damn, Scott Reid said there’d be popcorn too!
btw i was over on askthescold and found wlmackenzieredux slagging me after offering his usual suck up(it is embarrassingly embarrassing xly) to whomever owns the site(he does ezra…kate…kkkurrie…BCF..HE DOES EVERYONE!)…anyway he said he couldn’t differentiate MY prose style from the superK’s…doesn’t the doofus know i’m to the right of genghis khan…doesn’t he know i was barracking superK(in his FACE) in the 90’s when willyredux was still shitting yellow…doesn’t he know the hangdawg is afeerd of going to toe to toe with me since i handed him his ass on a couple ofs ?
here you go willyboyredux…what’s yer beef…lay it out and and i’ll answer as best i can…..unless it;s a simple matter of you being jealous i get all the chicks is it?..but if all you want to do is empty ashtrays and make sandwiches at kathy’s place then get a life.
“Hit work for Illary Clintstone…. maybe hit work for me too!”
Clarke shows dion how to hold a beer.
My, what big jugs you have!
i’m offended…all i wish to do is share the wisdom of a lifetime…but by innocently offering up my observations…my p’tit verites i am pursued from blog to blog by this cretinaceous suckup(love your hair kathy!…love that dress kate!) who i deem is every bit as windy and hair splittingly verbaciously gag making as that poor dismal walking knitting needle in the eye twit the hangdawg.
who is noticeable by his absence from polite company thesetimes…
a warning…do NOT slag walt d’Isgny and do NOT compare me to the superKman unless you want to do some dieing.
aside from that peace and a huzzah to the eventual extinction of the LCP.
i remain as ever your etc etc etc…
But…but…but…I can’t drink this! My momma never fed it to me.
I dare you to drink this! You trust me don’t you? Just look at me, how can you not trust me?
“Wow! For Me?”
Yeah and there is lots more to come! (maybe if you drink enough of them we can get you to sign your letter of resignation).
no way. dis what make dem smarter den us?
is that john maudaly in the background?
…free beer?!?
Just like old times!
Whoa, Bile from a bear’s pancreas….this will make me a leader
Can’t seem to find any words that say it better than the picture . If i could quit the snickering fer a minute…
Question is: Is he drinking foreign or domestic?
Enquiring, patriotic minds want to know.