12 Replies to “Leaving Neverland”

  1. Next stop: Baghdad. Mission: human shield.
    State of Mind: delusional. Bank Account: flush. Connection to Reality: negative.

  2. Nothing like the smell of burning cars in the fall-time! Ah to be a young rebel again, with a bagful of Molotov Cocktails and a sharpened knife for the ritual head-chopping of the Infidel schoolgirls! Sweeeeeeeett!!!

  3. “My limo driver and my personal pilot say that the French are more kind and less violent then my countrymen.”
    “And they do that hilarious popping noise when they slap their “O” shaped lips when you order the good wine….That just kills me”
    J.D.

  4. I think he should stay and learn from the experience. He could play Chirac in a movie about the riots. It could be full of all kinds of ‘deep issues’ surrounding the poor youths and their struggle for social justice or something. It’d probabley win at Cannes; they’d love something like that.

  5. Why did you have to mention Idaho?
    Thanks but no thanks.
    California is returning to the glory
    days of Gray Davis, so Depp will love
    it there.
    Kestrel
    Sandpoint, Idaho

  6. I hope our Johnny finds the Utopia he’s looking for. Might I recommend he look in China, Cuba, Iran, Saudi Arabia or Syria?

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