Ashlyn Shaver finished second in the toilet seat lid toss. (No word yet on the results in the Arm Fart).
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She’d do well in the dwarf-tossing event, too.
That’s funny stuff. Wonder if they have a competition to see how many beer cans people can crush on their foreheads in a specific period of time or how many beer bottles they can open with their teeth? Or how many scampering gophers they can blow away in five minutes? Or how far dey kin spit out der chaw of tobaccy?
This stuff could make for entertaining reality TV: “Redneck Fear Factor”.
Redneck fear factor? That would be Big Paulie thinking up ways of scamming some cash from Alberta.
Ah, Rebarbarian, Redneck Fear Factor would have to be about rednecks doing rednecky stuff. You’re thinking more along the lines of “Librano Fear Factor”. While we’re on the topic, imagine what a “Moonbat Fear Factor” would have as events…
I would suggest for the moonbat one a competition to see who can get past the IDF and enter the West Bank or how many Serbian butchers’ hands one can shake gleefully or how many pieces of jewellery one can “pocket”…
Dazzlindino:
You heard wrong. PMPM was in the lead until near the end when Senator Ted Kennedy entered the contest. He emerged flushed with the victory. PMPM had to settle for a third place finish in the old farts category.
She’d do well in the dwarf-tossing event, too.
That’s funny stuff. Wonder if they have a competition to see how many beer cans people can crush on their foreheads in a specific period of time or how many beer bottles they can open with their teeth? Or how many scampering gophers they can blow away in five minutes? Or how far dey kin spit out der chaw of tobaccy?
This stuff could make for entertaining reality TV: “Redneck Fear Factor”.
Redneck fear factor? That would be Big Paulie thinking up ways of scamming some cash from Alberta.
Ah, Rebarbarian, Redneck Fear Factor would have to be about rednecks doing rednecky stuff. You’re thinking more along the lines of “Librano Fear Factor”. While we’re on the topic, imagine what a “Moonbat Fear Factor” would have as events…
I would suggest for the moonbat one a competition to see who can get past the IDF and enter the West Bank or how many Serbian butchers’ hands one can shake gleefully or how many pieces of jewellery one can “pocket”…
PMPM won the toilet filling contest I heard….
Some more Redneck Olympic highlights:
Bob Costas On Hippy Driveby Event: “The tension…is palpable…”
Toenail Clipping Championships
Open Team Mullet Event
Dazzlindino:
You heard wrong. PMPM was in the lead until near the end when Senator Ted Kennedy entered the contest. He emerged flushed with the victory. PMPM had to settle for a third place finish in the old farts category.
By the way. That kid is a cute as a bug.