Complete with carp as fat as birch trees.
Though, I must admit to some confusion. Why would the Americans go to all the trouble of invading Iraq to steal their oil, if they could have just sucked it away from underneath with no one but a few villagers the wiser?
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We’re just practicing for the oil.
Wanna buy a carp?
That’s awesome! Anti-Yank sentiments to the logical extreme.
Those villagers sound like Democrats. Maybe we’ll get a Hollywood movie about the secret conspiracy to take over the world by thirst. From now on, all wars will be all about the lakes! No war for lakes!
I’m disappointed in our fellow socilaist bretheren from mother Russia……the first thought that came to my mind when unexplained disasters occur like this missing lake, is that “scary” Steven Harper did it…it’s all part of his hidden agenda…arm everyone and steal the environment……I can hear the celebration at CPC HQ now: “praise the lord, pass the ammunition,and let’s steal another godless commie lake” 😉
Any takers on a bet as to how many, um, “odd people” claim that Evil Overlord Carl Rove contracted Halliburton to do the dastardly deed?
Bwahahahahahahahahahah !!!!
Oh yeah, and that whole snow thing you folks have going on – that’s us, too.
Don’t see any snow down here in AZ, do you? Now you know why.
PS: The wind chill factor is just pure being mean on our part.
Mississauga Ontario – (CP)
Police are investigating the apparent disappearance of fruit from a neighbourhood garden. An unusual incident mainly because the complainant is the local MP.
When police arrived on the scene they were met by a weeping dishevelled woman who was obviously in great distress. After calming her down and giving her some coffee they were able to ascertain that all the complainant’s ripe strawberries had disappeared overnight.
“They only took the ripe ones not the green ones she sobbed. It couldn’t have been the squirrels! There were dozens of beautiful red berries here when I came out to enjoy a glass of wine yesterday afternoon.”
The lady was also suffering from a severe sunburn but curiously, only on the left side of her body.
Paramedics were called to take her to the hospital.
Police refused to comment upon reports that they had found numerous strawberry stems under a nearby patio lounge chair along with an empty Bag in the Box, of California wine.
As she was being wheeled away on the stretcher she shook her fist in the air and shrieked to the gathering crowd. “People open your eyes! Can you not see what happens to you if you dare call Bush a moron.”
TRhat settles it, the next election I am NOT voting for Bush!
i agree, i’m not voting for bush either!
what do the russians need water for anyway? they only drink vodka!
Remember Canukistan all our wars are about OIL. The New York City Police dept could take Alberta it is larger and better armed than the Canukistan Peace Keeping forces.
And the Albertians would even thank us as the Yankee Imperialist taxes are half of the Canukistan Liberal Robber Barrons steal from you.
Jay,
Don’t worry I hear that Bush only raids strawberries from the feeble minded.
But he will pinch your potatoes if you make fun of the way he says nuk..nooka..nulee.. Nuclar.. Nukclayar
Dang!
Arlene’s gonna have to mind my Irish Cobblers right through July, now.
Sean in Wetaskiwin
Ho hum, give it up folks.