If all your friends were having their penises pushed back into them, does that mean you’d do it, too?
“I’m not sure why they do it, unless it is to get the penis out of the way when they are running through the jungle or because it is more hygienic when they are sitting on the floor and there are thousands of ants about. Although that doesn’t make a lot of sense as their testes are still dangling. Anyway, I fainted when they tried to do it to me. It was a very odd sensation; I had to lie down with my feet in the air, which looked rather odd as I was naked.”
All that, plus: The proper way to eat a witch’s soul. Mustard, optional.
I’m somewhat surprised this entry has received no comments. You’d think there’d at least be a groan or two.
Groaning now! Never knew those things were con/in-vertible.
It would be helpful if some of the male readers here would “fact check” this claim and report back.
May happen soon. Just linked you to PW!
Ummm…maybe try it on Zarqawi first?
Swim in a cold Canadian lake, and you get the same sensation.
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I think we need a doctor’s explanation of this. The testes can go back inside your gut but it’s not like the sack itself goes inside too. It remains hanging outside.
As far as the johnson goes – I can’t imagine “pushing” it inside without severe damage to…..something. Groin muscles, intestines, stomach wall. How can those tribesmen walk around like that?
There’s a few doctor blogs out there. Doc Serles, The Cheerful Oncologist etc. Maybe they could weigh in on this and give us the 411.
Doctor blogs?
C’mon Daniel, you can lay on a floor, can’t you? That’s all Im asking.
Why has no woman done the same thing with a boobie in an archery contest?
Look to the Tall Tales of Amazons cutting one off to be a better archer.
Scott – you don’t have to cut it off! Just be a bit introverted … and splayed.
Would you like me to videoblog it, too?
I’d heard of ninjas pushing their cojones inside. Which doesn’t seem all that difficult. But the main event is not fully retractable. Sorry, ladies.