A novel gift idea for the commuter who has everything. (Language warning.)
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Unfortunately, they don’t have my favorite:
“If you can read this, you are tailgating”
We had one of these when I was in my teens. Ah yes, driving around in my father’s maize yellow Granada (not a cool car at all) flipping our clever signs to other motorists. I remember using the “you’re cute” one the most. That is until the day my dad discovered our treasure under the seat. Reminds of the good old days, when you could drive for five hours on $5.00 worth of gas.
We had one of those too. Better yet was an incident on a LA freeway. Driving in one of the interior lanes, my passenger told me – concerned – that a guy in the car beside us was trying to get our attention. Finally she acknowledged him.
He held up a sign that read “I’m From Yorkton!”
Good idea, but not much use to me. I would need the french set, for all “les gars” in their crappy Honda Civics and Hyundai’s who think that putting a coffee can in place of a muffler makes them Jacques Villeneuve clones. Since they are obviously shortchanged in the manhood department, there is no need to further comment on their inadequacies, although I may be forced to follow the lead of the Saskatchewan gals and make some of my own for particularly obnoxious tailgaters.
Unfortunately, they don’t have my favorite:
“If you can read this, you are tailgating”
We had one of these when I was in my teens. Ah yes, driving around in my father’s maize yellow Granada (not a cool car at all) flipping our clever signs to other motorists. I remember using the “you’re cute” one the most. That is until the day my dad discovered our treasure under the seat. Reminds of the good old days, when you could drive for five hours on $5.00 worth of gas.
We had one of those too. Better yet was an incident on a LA freeway. Driving in one of the interior lanes, my passenger told me – concerned – that a guy in the car beside us was trying to get our attention. Finally she acknowledged him.
He held up a sign that read “I’m From Yorkton!”
Good idea, but not much use to me. I would need the french set, for all “les gars” in their crappy Honda Civics and Hyundai’s who think that putting a coffee can in place of a muffler makes them Jacques Villeneuve clones. Since they are obviously shortchanged in the manhood department, there is no need to further comment on their inadequacies, although I may be forced to follow the lead of the Saskatchewan gals and make some of my own for particularly obnoxious tailgaters.