84 Replies to “Oh, Shiny Prime Minister”

  3. Maybe he burnt them off while lighting his barbeque.
    Or
    He got too close to the Zoolander gasoline fight
    Or
    He’s an alien

    1. A sentence you thought you’d never hear… “Hey man, your eyebrows are falling off”.

  4. Perhaps a little more time in front of the make up mirror would be prudent. Feminists do require far more time than men do.

  5. Canada’s new national sport (now that NHL season is over): spotting Justin’s body parts fall off during interviews.

  6. Does he truss up a salami in his trousers too ?
    Yes that is pathetic … really pathetic

        1. Isn’t this interesting. Video is now not able to be viewed because error message – ‘Cannot load MU38: Crossdomain access denied’.

          Watched a bit of it earlier this morning and it sounded like as if he had eaten a bit too much platitude porridge this morning and now was barfing it all back up.

    1. for those watching the video fast forward to 27:00 where it really comes unglued and he starts uncomfortably wiggling his eyebrows and stuttering.

      Somewhere around 30:00 after the camera pans out from a tight shot on Macron they go back to Trudeau and it looks sorta fixed.

      1. Sorry, fellas. Just a matter of lighting, shadows & video resolution.
        His eyebrows always look like that. Google a few pics.

    2. But not to worry. The establishment-media cartel (CBC and CTV News, the Star, the Globe and Mail) will duly censor this story. It will make the social media rounds, but that’s it. Btw, does anyone know if the budgeted federal money, for newspapers, has been doled out as yet? Time for the media cartel to start earning its corrupt payola. Wink, wink, nod, nod.

  11. Justard is wearing fake eyebrows? What in the effing F… i thought only trannies wore fake eyebrows… maybe Justurd likes to dress up like a lady…? Justard the actor having a make up disaster while acting… This nit wit was elected by Canadians… just holy shit… fakin it for reals Y”all… maybe Justurd is a robot, a really stupid robot.

  12. But what about his socks? Were they falling off too?

    WHAT ABOUT HIS SOCKS!? WERE THEY SHINY?

    We need to view these petty little things in context. (/sarc, I think)

  13. In many ways Justin is so like Trump: vain, lies, dyes his hair, loves publicity, and likes screwing people.
    A little bit different in that Trump uses twitter diplomacy, but Turdeau uses selfie diplomacy

      1. NME666 yer smart car? Sorry to disappoint you but I don’t own a smart car. I don’t like Turdeau or Trump (that does not mean I like Hilary – she is detestable). Also don’t care for the NDP or the gang green party.

        I am tired of Americans funding opposition to Canadian pipelines and LNG plants.

        Oh, although Trump “approved” the Keystone pipeline, is it actually being built? Me thinks someone pointed out to Trump that the American interests make 10 to 15 billion a year from buying Canadian oil at a discount. Trump thinks that is a heck of a deal for the US.

  14. Apparently crack addicts burn off their eyebrows frequently. Just say’n.

  15. This is why muppets use velcro instead of glue, unlike cheap puppets.

    1. Ooo kay…
      It’s Fwench makeup, traces of eyeshadow, low lid eyeliner, mascara …
      Oh, and a new haircut…. ooo la la …☆ ♡ ☆

  24. Reminds me of Mrs Potato Head in Toy Story 2 – maybe Sophie packed his angry brows to confront Trump!!!

  25. If you read the comments someone suggested drag queens shave their eyebrows…….

    I dunno? maybe

  27. Somewhat related, perhaps, Alberta adds “X” to the traditional “M” and “F” on their driver’s licences as a gender identifier.

    1. This may be good. The X will let others know they are dealing with a messed-up freak-of-nature of the far left lunatic tribe. Treat accordingly.

  28. Can’t you just imagine Zoolander’s eyebrowless mug at the end of a kayaking run? He must look like a worm.

  30. If only they could figure out a way to attach a 100 GB upgrade or enhancement onto his existing brain.

  33. All you people should be ashamed of yourselves!!!! Imagine poking fun at an avowed “feminist”. Like a good drama teacher he is just living the part. He is so good at it he’s conned 40% of the viewing audience. Just wait until the next election for a real academy award performance and dress up. By that time he’ll have a chest rug that Sasquatch will envy!!!!! ROTFLMAO!!!!

  34. Clearly, Justin is someone’s b17ch.
    And his handlers are at fault for not fixing him up following Justin’s G7 evening schedule.
    He has probably eaten whole pillows to get where he is. Macron seemed not to notice so…..
    Silly Illuminati.

  35. Probably not a problem anyplace else for him as he Brazilian waxes his v@gina

    mhb23re

  37. I’d love to see Trump reach across the G7 table and pull the damn thing off.

    1. To Bill: a “staple gun” ?

      To Maikeru: “low brow humour” ?

      “Brevity is the soul of wit.”

      Heh, heh, heh…

  44. How hilarious would it have been had Truedick been speaking face to face with Trump and when his eyebrow malfunctioned Trump (like he did wiping Macron’s dandruff off) reached over with a little spittle on his finger and smoothed it out!

  45. I think Mr Trudeau, the Prime Minister of Canada should call an immediate full Press Conference and settle the matter, once and for all, about how he fired his esthestician, who was to blame for this mess, and who he will be hiring to do damage control.

    He might just want to try a little bit of color Riche Le Khol pencil by L’Oreal of Paris and an eyebrow brush, for some intensity, comfort and precision. That’s http://www.lorealparis.com

  46. At first I thought, “He’s a robot!”, then realized that nobody could screw up the programming that badly.

  50. I’m afraid this one turned out to be simply weird lighting during a portion of the video. Other angles taken before and after that clip show nothing amiss. He does have somewhat oddly shaped eyebrows, which contributed to the illusion when the shadows were lined up just right.

    He’s still a weirdo in any case.

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