63 Replies to “[ Insert 6 Foot Pole Joke Here ]”

  1. Your tax dollars at work, folks. This one definitely belongs in the “you couldn’t make this stuff up if you tried” file.

    1. * All the above recommended procedures have been subjected to rigorous testing at BC government laboratories under direct supervision of the Minister of Health.

    2. When I first heard of this, I thought it was a hilarious meme.
      Then I found it it was for real.
      Even more hilarious.

  2. I can’t wait to get on my knees for Ahmed. B.C. here I come! Wait…B.C. here comes Ahmed…all over me! Tee hee!

    1. Agreed. Mastrrbation, in two separate bedrooms, was not suggested by the BC government. /s

  3. Yup. Canada definitely has a homo at the helm. At least the curtains will look nice as the ship sinks into oblivion. Right?

    1. There was a short video of Trudeau kissing his wife. He says now she kisses him then turns away quickly. My guess is that Justin is a smoker. Apparently she doesn’t like the taste of Butts.

      1. Live by the sword, die by the sword. Trying to save druggie zombies from themselves seems to be the hobby pet project of leftwing dogooders everywhere.

        Despite the ongoing failures of their SAVE LIVES project, no matter how many Millions they throw at it, the stupid zombies keep dying. The nerve of them, embarrassing the “oh so caring” ENDP government.

        Next step, FREE drugs, courtesy of this inept government. Supported by native leaders too, no less. Shameful behaviour, just shameful.

  5. Then:
    ‘There’s no place for the state in the bedrooms of the nation’
    Now:
    ‘There’s a place for the state in the bedrooms of the nation’

    1. This worries me!
      Have you seen leftist women?
      Any kind of barrier to visibility can only increase procreation.

      1. Come on now … admit it … you’ve fantasized about Climate Barbie and a dental dam! Right?

        Excuse me … I’ll just be throwing up for a minute.

      2. I noticed Nancy Pelosi’s example. Her birth control works very well…… she uses HER FACE.

  6. Canada is a nation of degenerates. I’ll be glad when it burns. It already began so there is comfort

  7. Just when you thought we were safe from fools and morons. What the hell, Canada is chock full of fools and morons and there is no where to escape to. It’s a f-ing flu bug and you can get it the same way you get the common cold.

  8. Story from Oz.

    Older lady reports a perv at a public toilet using one.

    Policeman “He’ll be long gone”

    Older Lady “No he won’t. I stuck my hat pin through his foreskin”

  9. Most Canadians love having the government tell them what to do and how to do it.
    Every aspect of life from food to fornication.
    Voters have given them an inch and they’ve taken a mile.

    1. Canada makes me puke now. It will also get worse as Millenials love government everything, especially the CERB. Those young communist sympathizers will undo in a few years – under Eternal PM Blackie’s watch – what three generations of hard working Canadians achieved. As a bonus we all got cultural enrichment….

      Fuck Canada. Not my country any longer. And I served it for 27 years in the armed forces.

    2. Another example that demonstrates how degenerate our society has become under continual Liberal governance.

      Humans will never reach their true potential because the left continues to grease to pole with madness.

      Canada makes me puke too. I remember when it was a great country. That was more than 60 years ago.

      Canada is now nothing but a circus with a huge clown in center ring. Canada’s only hope is Trump.

  11. Should that headline be feet or inches Kate?

    Who are we kidding, feet or inches, there is nobody in government with 6 if them.

  12. “Who are we kidding, feet or inches, there is nobody in government with 6 if them.”

    Six feet? To go with the six legs?

  14. My paternal grandfather would have been a six-foot Pole if he had been taller.

  16. You know, with a bit more funding I’m sure these BC Health public servants could produce an instructional video. That, along with evidence of their recent spectacular failures in the Wuhan flu response, would really help secure a medal position on the World’s Most Useless podium.

    1. If they produced a video on that stuff it would be considered pornographic. Sick at the very least.

      1. “If they produced a video on that stuff it would be considered pornographic. Sick at the very least.”

        True. But that shouldn’t be a problem – and it wouldn’t necessarily be considered edgy. After all, we live in a Country where the former Deputy Minister of Education (a convicted child pornographer) of its most populous province developed a sex-ed program that teaches 10 and 11 year-olds about the joys of anal sex.

        So, take off your old fogey blinders Liz, and put on some rainbow-tinted glasses. That way you’ll be able to see things as progressive instead of pornographic. 🙂

        1. Forget the glasses, I’ll go for blindfold. When I see instructions on how to protect from Covid with such terms as oral, anal, feces, semen it’s legitimizing perversion. I’m sure the perverts are in a state of extreme excitement just reading such sick stuff.
          Another thing, such instructions are not for those who are married or living together in monogamous relationships.
          We have the pandemic, now maybe we need a famine.

          2. The famine is coming .. We got a hint of what is to come from the hoarding behaviour. You folks who are self-sufficient in rural Canada/US are ok. We density city folks are flicked.

    2. well jamie, I did wounder how many of our posters and lurkers had to google glori-hole, to see what it is/was, so an instruction vid would be good for them:-)))

  17. Our tax dollars at work. Written by a frustrated and very fearful fully-paid government employee working from home.

      1. Not so fast, my friend..

        Sent from a very hard-working federal employee, now retired, but yes, I knew several who were very ineffective, especially when I moved from Ottawa to BC.

    1. You can still tell a joke if it’s about white(lowercase w) people right?

      Why do Scotsmen wear kilts?

      Because sheep can hear the sound of a zipper from a mile away.

      Qualifications:

      I think racism is stupid.
      I think Governments are stoopider.
      Hard to be more distasteful than Governments these days.
      I know I have Scottish ancestry because moths fly out every time I open my wallet and I can squeeze a dime til it squeals like a Liberal with his hand in the public pocket.
      Would hate to be a comedian in these days of the disturbed.

      1. You can tell my grandpa was Scottish because of the white pennies on his doorstep. They changed colour after he squeezed all the blood out of them.

  20. Knowing Vancouverites like I do, I have zero doubt that many welcome such precise information. They were lost without it.

    Coming up next will be how to pee and poop during the time of Covid.

    And you all thought NPCs were a metaphor.

    1. Simple, just go poop or pee in the nearest park near the children’s playground or on the patios/courtyards of any million dollar homes. Do not forget to add your needle and worn out clothing. We surfs will be happy to clean up after you piggies.

  21. Sharia Law in Canada is looking better all the time.

    No sweat off my ass to convert, I’ll volunteer for the new Canadian Sharia Police force right away.

  23. Imagining Bonnie Henry at the other end of the Glory Hole is a boner-killer right there.

    1. omg . what a thought!

      Few faces, many spaces, be kind and loving to your bubble friends to reach glory land.

  25. #gloryholes is trending on Twitter with 6716 tweets at present. Could have been worse, it could have been a slurp ramp.

  27. “Dental dams”? … Oh I see… I learn something new everyday, thank you government.

    … those people could f*** up even a wet dream.

  28. From what I’ve read on #Wexit and it’s various forms, going back decades, lower mainland BC was never going to be part of a new western independent nation. Phew!

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