MEDIA RELEASE: Baby squirrel gets surgery and a chance to return to the wild
Thelma is a squirrel, about 11 weeks old. Her rescuers want to return her to the wild, but she suffered from glaucoma in her right eye. The eye was blind, inflamed and obviously painful. For Thelma’s health, the eye needed to be removed.
**Members of the media interested in interviewing Dr. Susette Aquino about this topic are encouraged to contact Curtis Krueger at (ofc.) 813.327.6937, (cell) 727.580.1813 or curtis.krueger@bluepearlvet.com**

There was a Seinfeld episode on this subject.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FieGqyLJYHc
What they sent it off into the wild without any granola bars or trail mix???
Everyone bloody well knows that after squirrel eye surgery, they need at least a month of squirrel therapy at Martha’s Vineyard along with years of follow up treatments in Sweden!
In unrelated news, girl contracts bubonic plague in Oregon.
You’ll want to be there for the release party. It’ll probably go something like this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M6JFgVByxgA
These are the same folks that have no problem with Planned Parenthood harvesting baby parts for profit.
SJW alert! This is so unfair! There are thousands (if not millions) of rats in New York City who need this kind of expensive veterinary care, yet you unenlightened humans persist in calling them vermin!
Sid Vicious >
Well that may be so, but I don’t think people realize how many millions of squirrels out there may have glaucoma. Thank god for Obamba Care, because many of them could go blind.
Obamba needs a million man army, just as big and just as powerful as the military, to go out and catch every squirrel in the nation for blindness testing!
CNN & MSNBC can follow the stories 24/7.
I would think that any squirrel without depth perception would otherwise
be known as prey. If it cannot judge distances, jumping and running
can be hazardous, but a blind side could be lethal in the wild.
There is a term in abnormal psychology for people with a morbidly misplaced sense of empathy. People who would coddle a pestilent rodent back to health but be fine with crushing the skull of a premature baby.
Its classified as a form of developmental retarding psychosis and it approximates a Borderline personality disorder (BPD), also known as emotionally unstable personality disorder – impulsive or borderline type or emotional intensity disorder.
Personally I care not what the shrinks classify it as, I want these people identified and kept away from any position of authority or public office.
out here on the loony left coast, if a seal is found floundering everyone from everywhere is called out to assist. They have numerous vets, nurses, biologists brought in (at taxpayers expense) to “save” one seal. The seal is usually flown over to the Vancouver Aquarium where they receive better care than any human being under are “free” health care. The same loons who are so nature oriented, won’t let nature take its course in nature.
…life span of 5-6 years. and Planned Unparenthood keeps on killing healthy babies…
I don’t know, I read this as “private veterinary clinic uses marketing budget for publicity stunt”.
” I want these people identified and kept away from any position of authority or public office.”
oh jezz occam. thats a tall order. think of all the empty offices and corridors of power.
I agree with the sentiment here in general, BUT stories like this remind us that humans are a different species altogether. we have technology, instant communications over long distance, written language etc but we cannot allow ourselves to become totally utilitarian. we need that compassionate edge in some measure. just not in all cases or highly politically motivated selectivity.
furthermore, the surgery had to constitute an incredible opportunity to practice some very fine and difficult surgery which, wait for it, could in future be applied to human needs. ie a form of animal based research. etc.
stop making a mountain out of a molehill SDA. stop putting a right wing spin on everything.
The same people with SAVE THE REDWOODS bumper stickers while attending their PLANNED PARENTHOOD meeting
Good thing they didn’t inplant any prosthetics. Those could get jammed into your tire when you run over the half-blind rodent.
sayitaintso @ 11:52 AM – ” stop making a mountain out of a molehill SDA. stop putting a right wing spin on everything.”
– – and stop apologising for and rationalizing the irrational – it is irrational to get warm and fuzzy over such a morbid waste of resources on non human minutia when the human condition entails so much needless suffering and ignorance.
What’s the problem? Are these people not aware of the old adage:
Even a blind aquirrel finds an acorn once in a while.
thanks for this kate, I’ve just put my 84 yr old father back into his restraints because he has been waiting 2+ yrs in ontario for a cataract operation. next thing you know the freaking squirrel will vote liberal in ontario….oh wait they already do
You can’t do that without a license. A social license.
Didn’t they have an orphan snake that needed practise in taking live prey so it could be returned to the wild?
Occam, just say it: Nuts.
furthermore, the surgery had to constitute an incredible opportunity to practice some very fine and difficult surgery which, wait for it, could in future be applied to human needs
it is irrational to get warm and fuzzy over such a morbid waste of resources on non human minutia
You’re both full of it. None of the people involved in this are qualified to perform human medicine (well, one of them’s an ex-nurse). This was a publicity stunt, plain and simple, although I wouldn’t discount a bit of “hey, opportunity to practice” here. It’s like complaining that the auto shop down the road spent all that time and money restoring a classic hot rod instead of fixing your grandmother’s prosthetic hip. The two things are completely orthogonal.
Leftist flakes don’t buy Survival of the Fittest. It’s barbaric.
This isn’t “private resources”. These displays of professional altruism and the media people hired to publicize it are being subsidized by the pet owners who are finding it ever more difficult to afford normal veterinary care.
“Subsidized”?
Is any taxpayer money involved in this publicity stunt? Is there any evidence that there is state coercion or collusion in the operation of these private veterinary clinics?
Veterinary care is not a right, a public good, nor anything other than a service aimed at the upper middle class. Pets are a luxury item.
I am impressed with the sense of humour displayed here. Gives a lie to the belief that right wingers are a dour lot.
Yes, but what does this have to do with Justin Trudeau? It has nothing to do with his possible house renovations, his upcoming boxing match with Vladimar Putin, his Halloween costume, his super-accomplished wife, his own extensive background of accomplishments, what international leaders of the left are saying about him, what a Liberal cabinet will look like, what appointment is due Bob Rae. There really isn’t anything newsworthy of a one-eyed squirrel. Unless, of course, it was recently elected in Atlantic Canada.
I can see it all now … fully prepared to go back to the wild. Little baby squirrel outfitted with a stylish black eye patch lending it a look of debonaire if not dangerously carefree attitude. ‘You Go Squirrel”
This will make those PETA idiots and their hollywood supporters feel all warm and fuzzy inside since their always pushing their idiotic animals rights ideologies on everyone and stupid groups like Actors & Others for Animals and mico-brains like Wayne Paceli of the HSUS as well as the twats from PETA and Freinds of Animals
Kate:
I’m curious. What do you think of Hope for Wildlife?
Is this all misplaced empathy too?
Of equal importance is the cbc report on a research chair’s study of urban chipmunks – and the surprising result that they are fatter than their non-urban friends:
Urban chipmunks are overweight, researcher says
http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/sudbury/urban-chipmunks-are-overweight-researcher-says-1.3131894
No offense to Kate, she is in the 5 % but what we need is to get 95 % of women back in the kitchen.
The “liberation” of women has made Western Civilization and its men too feminized, and that is why we have super high levels of misdirected pathological altruism for anything from squirrels to fake refugees.
Women are emotional and hormonal creatures, they can be rational but tend to not be which is why they will spend thousands of dollars on saving one squirrel when while this one was on the operating table, probably ten thousands or ten millions ( I don’t know, who knows that much about squirrels??) were either crushed by cars or eaten by predators.
but facts and logic do not stick to the female brain ( and the feminized man ) anymore than butter sticks to a teflon pan
Female logic gets you a far more leftist/socialist society , it gets you super high tolerance for the untolerable ( Muslims raping young white girls such as in Rotherham or Angela Merkel welcoming svage rapists in her nation )and it gets you “saved” squirrels and in the end it gets you a civilization in decline.
Leftism is a very feminine ideology and it eventually causes decay and destruction.
Even Rome let women feminize everything and soon after the decline began.
men are not perfect, but they are better at building and maintaining civilizations ( unfeminized men that is )
Ok throw tomatoes at me now.
You know, I was almost agreeing with you until you put your left-wing spin on your comment…
Daniel – I hate to tell you but – in a emergency – vets can be called up as medics. And, let’s face it, better a vet who practices surgery on a regular basis to stitch you up than – say – a dermatologist.
yo. dream. where did I explicitly say it was to veterinarian gonna do work on a human? hmmm? the sit’n does NOT discount the veterinarian sharing some pointers with a surgeon over coffee. is that soooooooo impossible to get around your constant right wing spin and filtering?
furthermore, ‘things’ rarely happen for only 1 isolated reason. if it for practice, and/or publicity stunt (which could lead to some lucrative PAID work for some wealthy client) and/or boredom and/or any of a host of possible explanations so be it.
gawd some you people are so narrow minded. you’re not even ‘1 dimensional thinkers’ 1 dimension consists of TWO directions. you dont even have THAT. and you know who you are.
So a compassionate veterinarian, at her own cost and using nothing but a press release on her own company’s website, offers up a story of how she assisted this little creature. She used the tools of her trade at her disposal and to no cost to anyone else using methods and procedures for which she studied and trained and devoted a good part of her life doing so so that she could bring some relief to this animal. To me it is no different than what my Grandpa and I used to do when we rescued stunned birds that hit the window (before the cats got them!) or returned fallen nestling owls to their nest at considerable personal risk (70 year old guy climbing trees!) or hauling hay out in the winter to feed starving deer. We used the means that we had at our own time and cost to help our fellow creatures get through a rough patch. Now this was also a man who farmed, trapped, hunted and shot troublesome animals too but who had immense reverence and compassion for his fellow beings with whom he shared his land.
“If you have men who will exclude any of God’s creatures from the shelter of compassion and pity, you will have men who will deal likewise with their fellow men.” – Francis of Assissi
Now that was the neatest excuse for experimenting on an innocent woodland creature I have seen yet.
Catch a squirrel, poke its eye out, then proclaim yourself its saviour…
Farmers need to take note, ditto the meat processing complains .
I am not an axe murderer.
I’m a brain surgeon with limited equipment.
This is the time of year when Birds and squirrels are gathering the nuts and it looks like a bumper crop this year
There is nothing in the vet field that trickles up to human medicine. It’s the other way around. Good God…
You can tell someones a liberal when they have bumper stickers reading SAVE THE REDWOODS and a window sticker reading KEEP ABORTION LEGAL or right after they attending their Planned Parenthood meeting they go to their SAVE THE FISH meeting