And How Was Your Day?

17 Replies to “And How Was Your Day?”

1. Breaking news?
   64 inch buttocks?

2. The Kardashian Syndrome?

3. A 64″ butt in a burka could pack a lot of Semtex.

4. I guess she didn’t get the memo:
   http://blog.caranddriver.com/massive-takata-airbag-recall-everything-you-need-to-know-including-full-list-of-affected-vehicles/

5. Sounds like that gym would be a good place to pick up a piece of ass.
   (denounces self)

6. Lol!

7. I can think of only one ethnic group that goes for oversized buttocks. Any guesses?

8. A 64 inch ass ? It just leads to mental images that will be hard to erase. The fact that she paid to have that done shows more than a few fries short of a happy meal. Think of the lucky person that got stuck with cleaning up the mess when her ass blew up. If toilet seats or airline seats could have nightmares……………

9. The 64″ butt that a certain ethnic group finds very attractive has an interesting ebonic descriptor.
   The evolution of this term started with the description of a woman with a large butt. She was said to have a donkey ass. This became abbreviated to “donk.” For reasons unknown to me this was viewed as an attractive feature.
   Next came the expression “badonk.” In urban lingo “bad” means good – even awesome. So a particularly large ass was described as a “bad donk” or “badonk.”
   Next in the evolution was the description of a woman who not only had an extremely large ass but also had a very slim waist and significant butt cleavage. A woman who has this combination of attributes – considered by many of the men in this highly evolved culture to be the epitome of big ass beauty – is said to have a “badonkadonk.”
   For some cultures there is no such thing as too much junk in the trunk but I’m sure the story of the exploding butt will be viewed as a cautionary tale.
   You’re welcome.

10. Lots of End of Days headlines in the news lately. The one that really has me concerned is the case of the missing head of the director of Nosferatu.

11. I hate days that start out like that.

12. Losing your ass in the gym may be the aim of some, clearly this wasn’t her aim. Maybe fake asses should be tested like tires.

13. How to win a farting contest!!!!

14. She wanted to be famous on the internet.
    She’s now famous on the internet.

15. I remember many years ago hearing a comedy routine about African tribal leaders using a board to determine future wives ranking. The applicants would sit on the board leaving an imprint that could be measured to determine the widest butt, this being a key determinent of their value as a wife. Entertainment becomes reality ??

16. What a pain in the ass…

17. I have this vision of Obama, butt naked, Putin playing the banjo & all of Iran yelling “Squeal like a pig”… and then Obama’s butt explodes.