Riding Mass Transit Is Like Inviting 20 Random Hitchhikers Into Your Car

55 Replies to “Riding Mass Transit Is Like Inviting 20 Random Hitchhikers Into Your Car”

1. Thanks a lot. That’s seared into my eyes now as I try to enjoy my morning coffee.

2. holy moly!

3. Look At Me!!!
   You must Look At Me!

4. Before my morning coffee – uuugh.

5. What a horrible way to start my morning. Geez!!!

6. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. Please excuse me while I now go to heat up some lead to pour in my eye sockets, ala Slum Dog Millionaire style

7. I want one.

8. Thanks for that Kate. No really – THANKS. lol

9. Opposite Day in the Ol’ Subway

10. I don’t know what that is, but it needs ironing.

11. I do not think that that word means what she thinks it does.

12. A horrifying thought: is it just me, or does this, um, “beauty” bear a resemblance to a certain Canadian federal political party lea…? Oh, never mind.
    I personally hope it’s not Elizabeth, as the papers are all saying she’s likely to haul ass this election year, and it’d be tough to fit the three wheelbarrows in the mini-van.

13. Flab vs. con-flab.

14. She’s large and she’s in charge!

15. I think I thru up a little in my mouth.

16. I’m going out right now to buy another car.

17. Not cool SDA. Not cool.

18. I know it’s slightly cruel, but think of it as a cigarette pack warning. It’s for your own good.

19. But a judge in Ontario gave a man a year in jail for engaging in a religious debate.
    8y9jrt

20. Probably on her way to Wal Mart.

21. What has been seen cannot be unseen.

22. BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEECCCCCCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

23. At least she had the good sense to cover the UGLY parts. barf!

24. Building mass transit only encourages them.

25. OMG!!!! You need a TRIGGER WARNING for that. I clicked without hesitation and now I am sad and freaked out!!!

26. Sory if it’s hardd to red this post, but i cant see my ipad throgh the vommit.

27. I can understand the need for burkas now.

28. The expression on the guy sitting beside her says it all.
    Never has a filthy floor looked so good!

29. There is a “mind the gap” joke in here somewhere, but . . . .

30. E! NDPiste!
    Okay la, you got your fame, now make da cover hup! Tout de suite!

31. Is that her bicycle on the right?
    Just askin’

32. Wow! I had no idea Lena Dunham rode the subway.

33. Interesting that the 2 guys are “manspreading”. I wouldn’t want her sitting beside me either.

34. …and she had to have an accomplice to (a) write upon her…um…body and (b) take the photo. Scary thought.

35. that’s why I always say that “art” with writing on it ain’t art.
    If you have to tell me what it’s supposed to mean you
    have failed to evoke your intended meaning.

36. Remember. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. Beauty is its own reason for being. Along the same lines, Die gustibus ist non disputatum. (There is no disputing taste.)
    In other words, how can you philistines pass this paragon of feminine pulchritude by? Somewhere there is a zerosexual male in his mama’s basement that is now madly in love.

37. Well if beauty is skin deep and dignity is a part of inner beauty then-
    She’s still fugly.

38. Medusa on the subway.

39. The bacon strips on her ears have a certain attraction and I believe she is looking for a male to spend her life with. Advertising is expensive and dating sites try to dump you after several hundred failures, so she is taking things into her own hands…..she is now empowered, as all feminists are taught to be. A role model to be envied. Note the couple of Alpha males behind her that can’t take their eyes off her. Transit is well known for the opportunity to meet people you would normally never see outside of Walmart. She is the perfect woman for someone out there. Heat in the winter…….shade in the summer and has nothing to hide. At least nothing anyone would want to see. In these uncertain times, I say, let’s give love a chance. Also outside chance that she could wind up on a Muslim porno site, but we wont go there for lack of time.

40. Hah……..that was a test to weed out all the Muslim porno operators and Sid@ 7:22, CSIS is tracking down your IP address as we speak. Watch for the drones. She was the bait but it was the bacon strips that were the hook.

41. Fitting ad for Magnificent Muffin Top Lingerie!

42. Helga the subway driver.
    “This stop….Stretch Street and Scared for Life Blvd. Next stop….Cellulite Road and Varicosity Avenue.”

43. does it get any better

44. Community based mental health treatment for the win.

45. Am I the only one here who appreciates A BEAUTIFUL MIND ??

46. Why, it’s Warrior Princess, Marg Delahunty, on her way to her next Rob Ford home invasion!

47. Are you angry with us, Kate? It that what this is about?

48. beauty is in the eye of the beer holder, in this case, at least 2 two fours, fortified with a 40 pounder Whisky, chug-a-lugged for fast results.

49. That woman must have read thousands of feminists articles and books.
    It is a big ( no pun intended) thing with feminists to try and convince everyone that fat -out of shape- women are beautiful.
    Some are, there are exceptions, but usually a lot of extra weight is ugly on both males and females.

50. I see….
    Someone recommended Subway.