Where the foxes caper unmolested, the government packs your school lunch and Britannia monitors the waves.
Hormuz traffic has collapsed by 90% since conflict began, with fewer than 10 ships a day now transiting the strait.
Royal Navy-led monitors report 40+ incidents, with vessels attacked, damaged, or forced to turn back.
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uhuh. ‘monitors’ but doesnt DO a ‘nikucf thing about it? well, let the ‘looming disaster’ ‘disast’
aka ‘actions have consequences’ well ol’ rule britannia INACTIONS have consequences too.
I have heard that the Royal Navy has the same number of functioning warships as the Canadian Navy. Which is to say, about four on a good day.
Canada, punching above her weight!
also in common no reliably functioning aircraft carriers. both 10,000,000,000 dollar?pound?euro? QE
and the other one propeller shaft issues. oopsie!!!
After all … Britain has become a … Surveillance State.
Right?
A National cuck. They just watch as the Islamic State gets fkcued.
Clearly Britannia does NOT rule the waves.
Well done chaps! Jolly good show! Worthy of the V.C.
Vicarious Cross.
The once-Royal Navy, monitoring the Straits of Hormuz from jet skis and bass boats.
London has a vested interest in keeping the straits contested, as always, but now that Trump shut down Iranian exports and the banking system, Charles had to go over Washington and beg. I’m sure if the RN had a dozen carriers and 50 Destroyers they wouldn’t lift a finger to help.
L – A side effect of the Hormuz crisis is that the shell game that is the E.U. and NATO may collapse. The sooner the better. Euracracy was never a viable system of governance.
Which may cause ordinary Europeans to decide, they actually don’t need to commit civilizational suicide? They have a long history of heroism; that they could decide to identify with…?