Global Test

The world is in the very best of hands.

Kerry told reporters Obama was concerned about the deterioration in the humanitarian situation in Syria and also by the fact that peace talks between the opposition and government had not produced a discussion of a transitional government as had been planned.
As a result, Kerry said, “he has asked all of us to think about various options that may or may not exist.”

25 Replies to “Global Test”

  1. I’ve managed to sublimate the fact that this buffoon has had his hand on The Button for five years, and will continue to do so for three more.
    However, I can only take so much of these reminders of just how close to the precipice we all are.
    For the sake of my mental health, please put a disclaimer or something ahead of these types of stories.
    Thanx

  2. Concerned about the deteriorating humanitarian condition? Bwahahahah …. where has he been for the past couple of years … hanging out with Hillary?
    There is no humanitarian condition concern in the Muslim world … that is part of our global problem with those scum bags.
    While our idiotic women are concerned about how much they earn compared to men and who pays for the birth control … muslim women are virtual slaves who are beaten, stoned and beheaded for the slightest things that men don’t like.
    Show you care Rebick, McQuaig, authors named Margaret and all your ‘we-know-better-than-you do … feminists who are so caring about the condition of women …. in Toronto.
    Humanitarian condition is a selective thing.
    John Kerry is an idiot with the face of a donkey.

  3. I’ll take non-existent options for 500.00 Alex. Answer: The smartest secretary of state in the history of the USA. Who is John Kerry?

  4. Whatever suggestions his administration experts come up with for Syria, you can bet that the most logical, effective one that is presented will be just the opposite of what Obama will actually do.

  5. Obama’s not at all concerned. In fact, he’s hiding in the cupboard from that farce.

  6. Why would any rational actor in the Assad government give a moment’s consideration to a “transitional” government comprising islamic extremists that want them all dead?

  7. This is the man who, when running for President, said he would institute a ‘global test’ before any military action, “…not only in the globe, but elsewhere as well.” Hard to argue with that, too busy laughing.

  8. It is just too bad that his parents did not think of managing their population contribution.
    Perhaps many would agree that this world would be a lot better Goreless.

  9. I posted the following comment on the CBC site, it’s under moderation, probably by the same people who judge figure skating at the Olympics.
    John Kerry is a fool who is towing the line. It is a grand ruse to usurp more and more control over the lives of everyone and everything. That is what is up. It is an assault on the west and nothing more.
    When China and India begin doing a better job of reducing emissions and pollutions, I will cut off my manhood. That is how certain I am that this is nothing but an issue by which the West must surrender it’s economy and freedom then pass it’s hard earned wealth onto the orcs at the UN and other nefarious interests.
    The shoddy science has already been uncovered in the Emails from the IPCC in England … remember … hide the decline?
    We have much bigger problems than the fake climate change thing. We have the Islamic jihad that is growing exponentially. We have China eating our lunch. We have a collapsing Europe and soon a collapse of the American markets and the dollar. And you fools are worrying about some winter weather.

  10. Based on how the administration has handled crises to date the options are:
    1 Blame Bush (an option that currently exists)
    2 Blame Hillary (an option that would only exist if she becomes a threat to O’s power)

  11. I know what we should do:
    Let’s put a US Ambassador in an undefended consulate in Hama or Aleppo! That way, we can show the rebels how much we trust them, as we will not use a lot of icky guards like US Soldiers or Marines (No matter what the guy on the ground requests). That way, the Islamic Fanatics will know that the US is run by people that respect them! HOPE & CHANGE!!! Peace In Our Time!
    By the way, Who is Ben Gazzi?

  12. The solution is straightforward. Drop 20 precision-guided munitions on the front lawn of the presidential palace in Damascus. One munition will land every five minutes, in exactly the same spot. A variety of different bombs and missiles will be used, launched by various countries. This will dig a very deep hole, but it will injure no-one. Six hours later, the countries involved will issue a joint communique inviting Assad to move immediately to Tunisia. Travel assistance and amnesty will be provided. He has 24 hours to comply. After that 20 more munitions will drop. But this time they will land on Assad’s palace.

  13. “We have China eating our lunch.”
    Maybe shouldn’t have sold it to them in the aisles of MalWart, eh?
    North America brought this on themselves by their insatiable lust for the cheapest products available, while refusing to pay a bit more for domestic products that kept their neighbors employed.
    Well they got that cheap lifestyle they asked for.
    How d’ya like the shoddy products and contaminated food and drugs?
    That’s a bitch yer neighbors are out of work and their kids vandalize the neighborhood. Unintended consequences of a cheap lifestyle.

  14. 25% of Americans think the sun revolves around the earth. We are doomed to 10 years of chaos before civil war reprise.

  15. Why do you want al Qaeda to run the government of Syria and have you considered that Russia would shoot down the planes carrying the precision guided munitions?

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