32 Replies to “What If a Girl Told You She Couldn’t Find Any Men at Ft. McMurray?”

  2. All those people in attendance and not one perceived it as a request for psychiatric intervention?

  3. I dunno,but I have a feeling it’d be a lawyer’s dream!
    I knew a girl once,who wasn’t actually married to her “personal vibrator”, bought at Sears to massage away aches and pains on the arm,according to the illustrations, but she sure loved it.

  4. I was going to say…that the lady seems broken in the head. Back in the 50’s that woman’s husband could have had her committed to a mental facility and saved the children from the trauma of a divorce.

  5. Any woman whose own children decide to go live with dad is probably not one any man should get involved with, unless he’s a masochist. She’s a crazy cat lady in the making, methinks.

  6. Sure everything is fine now but wait until the novelty wears off and the bickering and the fighting starts over the little things.

  10. Well us economists are always talking about market signaling and issues of transparent knowledge.
    This is perfect. Any chick who marries herself is the best signal to the rest of us to avoid her completely.

  12. Forest,
    She’s already married. That takes her off the market.
    Unless she decides to cheat on herself . . .
    Seriously though, this is a clear sign of narcissism. That’s a condition that isn’t easy to change.

  14. So she’s had her 15 seconds of fame…and I didn’t click the start button.
    Sometimes the narcissism and attention offered by facebook just isn’t enough, I guess.

  15. This may be the first time that the phrase “Fargo-based yoga teacher” has been used in a story.
    And, Captain, Fargo is rather far east of the Bakken oil fields.

  16. I’ve got $20 says she’s a liberal.
    As someone alluded to earlier, we are at the point where we are now expected to celebrate mental disorders; whether it’s homosexuality and the LGBT community, or self-marriage. Personally, I find it abhorrent that we promote and encourage this destructive behavior in society today. What kind of society would prey on such unfortunate souls?!?(a liberal one)
    Now I’m not saying we must ostracize homos and deny them access to a decent life; but I am sure as hell saying that we could at least be honest with them, and our kids, and call them exactly what they are: deviants.
    IMO this is just another example of liberals exploiting and doing harm to a segment of society for blatant political gain. PATHETIC!

  20. So if she is in holy matrimony to herself, is a tryst with a sex toy infidelity and grounds for divorce? What if one of her other personalities creates a ménage à trois?
    Sad to say that we as a society are so dysfunctional, that the legal profession and civil courts will cater to this kind of neurotic behavior.

  21. So if she is in holy matrimony to herself, is a tryst with a vibrator infidelity and grounds for divorce? What if one of her other personalities creates a ménage à trois?
    Sad to say that we as a society are so dysfunctional, that the legal profession and civil courts will cater to this kind of neurotic behavior.

  22. Has she ever told herself “not tonight dear I’m too tired” and been angry or disappointed at not getting any?
    mike

  23. Was marrying herself just an excuse to justify her masturbation?
    Since Fargo is a short drive away, I should go down there and laugh in her face.

  25. her bride appears to have PBF (permanent bitchy face). This marriage won’t last. They are going to hate each other.

  29. Marriage counseliling must be a hoot. Who gets carted off to jail in the case of a domestic dispute? To have a baby does she just hive off a spore and it grows into one over nine months?

  32. She will ow sleep with her “Magic Wand”.Frankly its no lose to the male World.
    Enjoy your 15 minutes of fame with a lifetime of being alons. Friends that stay around are rare.

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