“The Metrosexual-In-Chief Reporting on Our Efforts in Labia.”
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“40 years of tyranny has resulted in a fractured LABIA.”
Gaffe masters, busting a gut laughing.
Ayaan Hirsi Ali clean up at the White House…
I think she has been saying this all along.
The “Obama-Nation(tm) finally ‘gets it’!!!
Oh my, that is so funny it hurts 🙂
Cheers
Hans-Christian Georg Rupprecht, Commander in Chief
1st Saint Nicolaas Army
Army Group “True North”
Nope, it’s not April 1st yet, so this must be for real. The mindless fool is just reading whatever is in front of him. God help us all.
My goodness the man is a moron. One can just imagine if the knuckle dragging simpleton Bush Hitler Chimp had made such a remark just once. Oh, but he would have gone to Congress first before going to war against Labia.
This mental midget has more cover than any no fly zone and finally it is offering him no protection. Thanks Kate once again.
Back to the slaughter Harper show…BTW he has a grade 9 Piano, that is fairly impressive- just curious what does Bob Rae have as the media always waxed on about his piano skills?
He’s sent the corpses from 57 states to protect labia.
But according to his speech, we’re at the front end of it, so all’s well.
So that’s what an ivy league education buys you.
Imagine if Palin was the one mispronouncing the name.
Or maybe he’s pronouncing it in Arabic? That’ll be the NY Times explanation.
Guys, it’s not real.
Come on folks, don’t be fooled. It’s obvious that “labia” was manipulated by a cunning linguist.
Hee hee. Nice, coach.
“We continue to pursue the broader goal of a Labia that belongs not to a dictator, but to it’s people.”
I’m sorry, Photoshop, but you’ve been replaced by Audioshop.
Towards the end of that clip it becomes more noticeable that the sound has been altered. Still, someday his teleprompter is going to get hacked, to our delight.
I thought Labia was the tattooed lady?
What time zone did this clip come from?
coach nails it at 1:02 am.
Sure glad Labia is a no-fly zone. Wouldn’t want any flies there, of all places.
Thank you, coach.
Best laugh of the day. Actually, of the week.
Talk about yodelling in the gulley!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hUXEiwJiKj4
Too bad it’s a hoax, especially for Clinton. I’m sure that Bill would have been the first one to offer Barry his services in helping him split Labia.
Passing on Labia is an irresistible temptation. As Assad is wont to say, “What’s Gaddafi got that I don’t have?”
Robyn was close but off by a hair. However, the coach nailed it. +2
First we attack Labia, then who knows where it will lead, maybe the whole area….
I Googled it; it’s a little country abutting Lesbia. They’ve been at war for years, but it appears that one has finally been licked.
Now if that had been Sarah Palin making that gaffe . . well you know the rest.
Love the comedy.
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Here in NC we have hick Pharmacists.
Woman took her German Schnauzer to the vet because it couldn’t hear,
kept shaking its head.
Vet tells her it has hairballs in the ears.
She goes to the drug store and asks the pharmacist for Nair hair removal.
Pharmacist tells her if she uses it under her arms not to shave for 2 days.
“Its not for my underarms”,
she replies.
Pharmacist, “well, If you put it on your face be sure to wash it off within 8 minutes.”
She says- “Its not for my face,
its for my Schnauzer.”
The old Pharmacist stares down at her over his glasses and says:
“Well in that case don’t ride your bicycle for two days.”
“There have been more wars over labia than Libya”, George Dubya.
I agree, we should be in Labia,……regularly.
Waall…..why do you think all OBOZO’s academic stuff is classified?
It is becoming really obvious that all his credentials were awarded in the same manner of his NOBEL prize…
Ya but how do the Labia Unions feel about this?
Texas Canuck, you’re right,if he sent Brazilian troops to labia, I suspect I wouldn’t have missed by a hair.
Come on folks, don’t be fooled. It’s obvious that “labia” was manipulated by a cunning linguist.
Posted by: coach at March 31, 2011 1:02 AM
As Barbara Frum used to say, thank you for this!
My colleages some 3 decades ago, tested me with the following phrase, which much to their eternal mirth I fkuced up: a long line of cunning stunts.
I may now have compromised my anonymity.
I presume the ground troops drive around in Vulvas?
“40 years of tyranny has resulted in a fractured LABIA.”
Gaffe masters, busting a gut laughing.
Ayaan Hirsi Ali clean up at the White House…
I think she has been saying this all along.
The “Obama-Nation(tm) finally ‘gets it’!!!
Oh my, that is so funny it hurts 🙂
Cheers
Hans-Christian Georg Rupprecht, Commander in Chief
1st Saint Nicolaas Army
Army Group “True North”
Nope, it’s not April 1st yet, so this must be for real. The mindless fool is just reading whatever is in front of him. God help us all.
My goodness the man is a moron. One can just imagine if the knuckle dragging simpleton Bush Hitler Chimp had made such a remark just once. Oh, but he would have gone to Congress first before going to war against Labia.
This mental midget has more cover than any no fly zone and finally it is offering him no protection. Thanks Kate once again.
Back to the slaughter Harper show…BTW he has a grade 9 Piano, that is fairly impressive- just curious what does Bob Rae have as the media always waxed on about his piano skills?
He’s sent the corpses from 57 states to protect labia.
But according to his speech, we’re at the front end of it, so all’s well.
So that’s what an ivy league education buys you.
Imagine if Palin was the one mispronouncing the name.
Or maybe he’s pronouncing it in Arabic? That’ll be the NY Times explanation.
Guys, it’s not real.
Come on folks, don’t be fooled. It’s obvious that “labia” was manipulated by a cunning linguist.
Hee hee. Nice, coach.
“We continue to pursue the broader goal of a Labia that belongs not to a dictator, but to it’s people.”
I’m sorry, Photoshop, but you’ve been replaced by Audioshop.
Towards the end of that clip it becomes more noticeable that the sound has been altered. Still, someday his teleprompter is going to get hacked, to our delight.
I thought Labia was the tattooed lady?
What time zone did this clip come from?
coach nails it at 1:02 am.
Sure glad Labia is a no-fly zone. Wouldn’t want any flies there, of all places.
Thank you, coach.
Best laugh of the day. Actually, of the week.
Talk about yodelling in the gulley!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hUXEiwJiKj4
Too bad it’s a hoax, especially for Clinton. I’m sure that Bill would have been the first one to offer Barry his services in helping him split Labia.
Passing on Labia is an irresistible temptation. As Assad is wont to say, “What’s Gaddafi got that I don’t have?”
Robyn was close but off by a hair. However, the coach nailed it. +2
First we attack Labia, then who knows where it will lead, maybe the whole area….
I Googled it; it’s a little country abutting Lesbia. They’ve been at war for years, but it appears that one has finally been licked.
Now if that had been Sarah Palin making that gaffe . . well you know the rest.
Love the comedy.
–
Here in NC we have hick Pharmacists.
Woman took her German Schnauzer to the vet because it couldn’t hear,
kept shaking its head.
Vet tells her it has hairballs in the ears.
She goes to the drug store and asks the pharmacist for Nair hair removal.
Pharmacist tells her if she uses it under her arms not to shave for 2 days.
“Its not for my underarms”,
she replies.
Pharmacist, “well, If you put it on your face be sure to wash it off within 8 minutes.”
She says- “Its not for my face,
its for my Schnauzer.”
The old Pharmacist stares down at her over his glasses and says:
“Well in that case don’t ride your bicycle for two days.”
“There have been more wars over labia than Libya”, George Dubya.
I agree, we should be in Labia,……regularly.
Waall…..why do you think all OBOZO’s academic stuff is classified?
It is becoming really obvious that all his credentials were awarded in the same manner of his NOBEL prize…
Ya but how do the Labia Unions feel about this?
Texas Canuck, you’re right,if he sent Brazilian troops to labia, I suspect I wouldn’t have missed by a hair.
Come on folks, don’t be fooled. It’s obvious that “labia” was manipulated by a cunning linguist.
Posted by: coach at March 31, 2011 1:02 AM
As Barbara Frum used to say, thank you for this!
My colleages some 3 decades ago, tested me with the following phrase, which much to their eternal mirth I fkuced up: a long line of cunning stunts.
I may now have compromised my anonymity.
I presume the ground troops drive around in Vulvas?