51 Replies to “Hey Cleopatra!”

  1. It seems to me that there are easy ways to find out if these are Mossad sharks.
    Just dump some wounded pigs and shellfish in the water. If the sharks turn up their nose at it, we have our answer.

  3. There will never be peace in the middle east. Not so long as one of the parties can’t develop an IQ greater than thier sandal size.

  5. real- you mean breed sharks and actually release them in the ocean? Wow – what a genius of an idea!
    You sure you don’t live in Egypt?

  8. How’d they teach the sharks to tell the difference between an Arab Jews and Arab Muslims??? Good gawd the Islamists make the middle ages look progressive.

  9. If this explanation was meant to reassure German tourists, I think there’s a flaw in that plan.

  12. Indiana Homez — Dang, who would have thought. Sharks with #^&^$ lazer beams attached to their heads that target muslims. John, I suspect the “loan shark theory” will come into play.

  19. Wow, i actually thought I had heard everything when it came to Muslim stupidity! Wrong again, I guess I bet on the wrong camel.

  21. Everyone knows the only way to kill a j00 shark is to throw pigs in the sea! We’re gonna need a bigger pig!
    Also @ Begley: your comment is win.

  23. Just doing a test run in the Red Sea. Wait until they unleash them on the rest of the world. I wouldn’t be surprised if they are training other animals as well. You just wait.

  25. Ah, the pig and loan shark comments. I got to admit that this old Jew finds them rather amusing.
    Sharp wits here, keep up the good work!

  26. Mossad agents were spotted off the coast of Egypt chumming the waters with what appeared to be Kosher meals.

  27. Good gravy!!! What next trained bacteria when they get a cold?
    The inbreeding is showing. Witches now this. It feels like the dark ages already.
    Next it will be shape shifting Joooo’s.
    These people are crazy with hatred .
    JMO

  30. Spielberg’s One Of Them, you know, and he trained that shark for Jaws. And remember that other time with the locusts? I’m not ruling anything out.

  31. I heard that the tourist was in the pool, at the hotel that fronts on the ocean……it was a ……..pool shark that got him.

  33. Yup, that there is some mighty smart people. “It’s the Joooooos!!!!!”
    This story alone should be clear evidence as to why we ought to end all Mulsim immigration to Caanada, and deport those that are here. They are barbarians.

  36. Very close Black Mamba. Troof is the 1975 production of Jaws was a cleverly disguised weapons development program involving the Pentagon, the military industrial complex, Hollywood, the Mossad, O.J. Simpson and Spielberg.
    Spielberg of course called the movie Jaws as an inside joke amongst the co-conspirators.

  38. Israel is only taking ideas from the Egyptians on this one. Them nasty mid-easterners have been dumping sharks into the waters of the western world for years now. Sharks just don’t go and eat people without a motive.

  40. Mossad agents were spotted off the coast of Egypt chumming the waters with what appeared to be Kosher meals.
    Bad Ryan, bad…

  41. Orlin in Marquette
    Imagine the sheer horror of seeing a yarmulke slicing through the water in preparation for an attack.

  44. Proof of this story was when the shark was killed and it’s stomach was opened up for all to see,bagels.

  45. It’s that Minorah breaking the surface of the water, gliding like a kosher missile at the oblivious frolicking burkini-clad young beauties that always chills my blood.

  46. My grandpa blamed jooos for many World ills too. There was no logic that would sway him or convince him of anything otherwise. Positive change will probably be generational. My grandpa has long since died and so did his prejudicial viewpoints.

  48. Martin B., I have some idea of what you write.
    My father-in-law passed away a number of years ago at ninety-six and could remember that in the old country there were no banks for ordinary people to access and the only place a common person could borrow money was from traveling Jewish money lenders.
    He never advocated or talked of anything untoward, however he did not have good memories of these money lenders.
    I guess maybe many of us or our families have baggage of one nature or another, but the secret is to rise above it. My father-in-law tried to rise above it.

  49. WOW SDA
    I had to clean my monitor, AGAIN
    LOL
    Sharks with lasers, make my little finger head for the corner of my mouth.
    MINI ME where are you?
    Non fans of Austin Power movies don’t bother cutting this.
    [d]

  50. Things that make you go Hmmmm…. Speilberg… “Jaws”…. “Jews” They only had to change one letter folks! Are Squirrels “Kosher” Speedy?

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