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"Smalldeadanimals doesn't speak for the people of Saskatchewan" - Former Sask Premier Lorne Calvert
"I got so much traffic after your post my web host asked me to buy a larger traffic allowance." - Dr.Ross McKitrick
Holy hell, woman. When you send someone traffic, you send someone TRAFFIC.My hosting provider thought I was being DDoSed. - Sean McCormick
"The New York Times link to me yesterday [...] generated one-fifth of the traffic I normally get from a link from Small Dead Animals." - Kathy Shaidle
"You may be a nasty right winger, but you're not nasty all the time!" - Warren Kinsella
"Go back to collecting your welfare livelihood. - "Michael E. Zilkowsky
http://www.moonbattery.com/archives/2007/11/tim_flannery_bl.html
global warming, “not by the skin of my …….”-
this guy was australian of the year. they must have as few real qualifiers as we have native canadians for the GG position.
After the May, 2007 shooting death, at C.W. Jefferys School, of black drug dealer, Jordan Manners—”He’s a lovely boy,” his mother and aunt are reported to have said—the Toronto District School Board handpicked the person they wanted to head the inquiry.
This man is the “prominent human rights (sic) lawyer”, Julian Falconer. He has impeccable left wing, race related credentials. E.g., He represented Maher Arar in his lawsuit against the Canadian Government.
Re the TDSB inquiry, seven months and two extensions later—BIG, BIG bucks later too—Falconer still hasn’t completed the inquiry. But, in his interim report in the summer of 2007 he said, “There are no villains in the piece.”
Teddy dearest, who the hell is “John” Flaherty?
Go easy on the Allbran, you must have had a double dose for breaki today.
Al Gore: “I drive a hybrid, Tipper and I got a Lexus hybrid. And we have a couple of Priuses in the family with our children. And I encourage people to make environmentally conscious choices because we all have to solve this climate crisis”. Yeah right.
Doubt a Prius have enough power to drag his fat ass around let alone his ego.
Liberal MP Garth Turner: “Bite me.”
http://www.garth.ca/weblog/2007/11/07/the-beast-among-us/
Also Julian Fantino’s unprecedented threat to sue the citizens of Ontario and withdraw police services to Caledonia if they chose to peacefully protest against Indian terrorism, even Stalin didn’t have the chutzpah to try that:
“The mayor and the commissioner do
not have a warm relationship. The two
have crossed swords on a number of
occasions. Perhaps the most memo-
rable was over an e-mail Fantino sent
nia. He was “deeply disturbed” by
what he believed were a councillor’s
comments supporting agitator Gary
McHale.
Fantino’s e-mail said if any of his of-
ficers are hurt during a McHale rally he
will hold council responsible, will sup-
port any injured officer in a lawsuit,
will bill all costs to the county and the
OPP would not renew Caledonia’s
policing contract”
64.233.167.104/search?q=cache:ZX2IfENGd4wJ:www.hamiltonspectator.com/pdfs/20071112/A6.pdf+fantino+sue+caledonia&hl=en&ct=clnk&cd=7&gl=ca&client=firefox-a
If this doesn’t win for the most obnoxious thing said in Canada this contest is rigged.
“Hello my name is Garth Turner MP”
MY NOMINATION FOR THE MOST TOXIC HYPOCRITE:
“Education has failed in a very serious way to convey the most important lesson science can teach: skepticism.” – David Suzuki
“Thanks to Harper, Canada has become the pliant instrument of a failed U.S. Presidency”
Michael Byers
“I never thought he would become a prop for the Conservative Party” – Denis Coderre re Gen. Rick Hillier
“Save a seal – club a Liberal” – Me 2007
“….working families…” – said in nearly every sentence Jack Layton has uttered this year.
“Education has failed in a very serious way to convey the most important lesson science can teach: skepticism.” – David Suzuki
Posted by: WL Mackenzie Redux at January 2, 2008 6:41 PM
Contest over , you win , well done .
Of course we’ll have to have a consensus agree with my theory …..
“…nor is he a jelly bean”
Iberia, 2008, in reference to the Dalai Lama
or,
Pretty much anything from the keyboard or out of the mouth of Jeff Davidson.
“Clearly, the planet can no longer bear the demands that humanity is placing on it. We need to build a sustainable, green economy with policies that are
both good for the planet and good for our wallets.”
Librano$ website. …-
My most obnoxious quote (I mean, the one I find most obnoxious, not the one I made):
Death To America!
Quoted and requoted by the (anti) Western nedia at every opportunity.
I see the min iscule quantum of a liberal @5:12 PM misses the point entirely.
This simply underlines, with this escalating death toll of the soldiers and of civilians in Afghanistan, that this mission is going in the wrong way. Some variation of this is repeated like a mantra by Jack Layton every time a Canadian soldier dies. It’s not even as much the words as the act of using such deaths as an opportunity to mouth campaign slogans.
John West @5,45 PM.
Yes, you are quite right, but Dijon is an elitist and there’s nothing more horrifying to their eyes than the plebs getting rich, perhaps being able to enjoy their own perks. Maybe they may even turn up at their winter vacation resorts – the horror, the horror!
…continued…
Imagine, people on izzy munni eating at our restaurents. Next they’ll vote us out of government, despite, despite I say, all we’ve done with their money.
-Garth (not Wayne) Turner
Judge Metivier rules for warman in his libel suit against Paul Fromm:
“..Mr. Warman, who has had 10 complaints about Internet hatred upheld by the Canadian Human Rights Tribunal in recent years, sued Mr. Fromm for postings that characterized him, among other things, as an ENEMY OF FREE SPEECH, A MEMBER OF THE THOUGHT POLICE AND A “HIGH PRIEST OF CENSORSHIP.”
It wasn’t meant to happen like this. The climate scientists told us that our winters would become wetter and our summers drier. So I can’t claim that these floods were caused by climate change, or are even consistent with the models. But, like the ghost of Christmas yet to come, they offer us a glimpse of the possible winter world that we will inhabit if we don’t sort ourselves out.
George Monbiot
Tim Blair received a hundred and thirty five comments when he posted this quote.
Do you get extra points for irony?
“Education has failed in a very serious way to convey the most important lesson science can teach: skepticism”
David Suzuki
Dr. Dave spews:
“Albertans have always had the highest standard of living in the country.
“Why do you need all this out-of-control expansion of the oilsands?” said an angry Suzuki.
“It’s insanity … it’s crazy.”
I find this obnoxious for the same reason I find many things from the left obnoxious…..a blatant disregard of the facts.
Syncro
“I did not walk away from my party,” he wrote in his blog. “It quit me. Mr. Harper tossed me out for refusing to support him without reservation, and for refusing to stop talking to Canadians.
After being a Progressive Conservative my entire life, an MP, cabinet minister and leadership contender, Stephen Harper took my party away.”
Words uttered by the King of Obnoxious GT upon the occasion of his joining the Liberal party.
Omar Khadr’s mother:
“Nothing has been proven against him,”
“I don’t want extra sympathy,” (hehehe…hahahah)
“Omar never attacked anybody,” PORKIE
from 2005:
“As a mother, I beg every Canadian mother and father to get justice for my son and bring him home,” she said.
‘ I ask them (Canadians) to demand our government to stand up for our children and demand the Americans send my son home,’
2006:
“I want to tell the Canadian people: Please use your wisdom and justice and humanity. That’s all we want.”
“It was me,” “It was me” Stephane Dion shouted upward to the aboriginal leaders, who looked a bit perplexed by all the gesturing.
Observers on both sides of the House averted their eyes at Dion’s outburst.
WLMR: “Education has failed in a very serious way to convey the most important lesson science can teach: skepticism.” – David Suzuki
Hands down winner so far, you’re right Bill (Bills?). Devastating.
Cheers,
Norm
syncriodox @7.57
Yes I noted that quote. Rather eery, really.
Apparently the oil sands expansion is not, in and of itself, the problem. The problem is that it is out of control!!! Who’s control? His control???
It is under control of those evil capitalist oil companies.
Fellis @5.55 pm,
I thionk you have it. I saw that too. Truly depraved.
Err.. but fire alone can’t melt steel. Will somebody stand to correct me on this?
Ignatieff’s explanation for suggesting the Puffin as Liberal bird:
“They lay one egg each year. They put their excrement in one place. They hide their excrement.
They flap their wings and work like hell. This seems to me to be a symbol for what our party should be”.
“Stéphane, we didn’t get it done.”
-Michael Ignatieff.
Thanks for the support, Wimpy Canadian. Yes, that truly was a Magic Moonbat Moment, but we’ll have to see what the judges say. WLMR’s entry may be difficult to beat. If Suzuki actually said that, the combination of irony and hypocrisy might well be irresistable. If Suzuki didn’t actually say it, well, it still describes him pretty well.
On second thought, I withdraw my suggestion. It wasn’t actually obnoxious – it was merely the truth.
“OK, whoa! You live in the United States of America. This is a country where Evangelical Christianity has ascended to the highest ranks of power, where conservative social values drawn and justified by the bible are imposed on people every day….They shoot abortion doctors in the United States of America! …Homophobia is rampant!….Is there a school where they teach you these American clichés?”
Posted by: felis corpulentis at January 2, 2008 5:55 PM
Migawd, YES. But felis fails to point out that Avi Lewis was interviewing the incomparable Ayyan Hirsi Ali, arguably the bravest woman on the planet, which takes the obnoxiousness to a whole new level.
I can’t be 100% sure, but I believe it was Avi Lewis’ CounterSpin (LOL) which made me resolved to never watch CBC news or current events ever again. And no, I didn’t watch this on CBC — saw it on a web link — sda?
Maurice Strong: “The only way to save the planet is to make everyone poor”.
This is also not from 2007 but a quote from the “hockey stick” artist, drafter of Kyoto and alleged oil for food scammer.
Mark Holland , Dion’s environment critic threatens Alberta’s oil sands and reveals the Liberals’ hidden agenda on Dave Rutherford’s program:
Holland was asked whether a Dion government would considerer nationalizing oil companies if they didn’t meet Kyoto standards. Holland replied,
“If they refuse to work with us….there will be consequences.”
Layton’s “big ass oil” was a dandy as well!
To Claude@8:03..that moment reminded me of the loser kid on the playground saying’pick me..pick me’
“The Norwegian Nobel Committee has decided that the Nobel Peace Prize for 2007 is to be shared, in two equal parts, between the Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change (IPCC) and Albert Arnold (Al) Gore Jr. for their efforts to build up and disseminate greater knowledge about man-made climate change, and to lay the foundations for the measures that are needed to counteract such change.”
Ole Danbolt Mjos’ presentation speech on behalf of the Nobel Committee.
I believe he actually meant to say ‘make up’….not ‘build up’.
I think it was during the last election when Porky Martin in one of his many vein popping rants said something to the affect “I my Canada I will never let the majority rule over the minority”
“Gawd I hate stupid f*ckin’ hippies”
Cartman, South Park
A twofer from S. Dion
This from a December 7, 2007 interview on CPAC regarding his pending participation in the Bali conference.
I’m not there to contradict the government as much as I’m there to help each delegation to go to the right direction.
The second is directly from Mr. Dion’s stellar Bali Blog, December 13, 2007.
Canada’s Environment Minister John Baird has been spreading misinformation since the beginning of the week, trying to force-feed his vision to the 10,000 delegates present, but they won’t be fooled.
The situation is such that, at the request of Canadian national media here on site, I held a press conference in which I was able to deliver the truth.
First of all, Mr. Baird was not being candid with the assembly and his speech was not consistent with what Canada is actually doing in these negotiations. He tried to make people believe we would stand by our commitments – when he has walked away from Kyoto.
This one has the liberal trifecta…hypocrisy, lies and meddling by the Canadian media. I guess Pablo isn’t the only one taking direction from the CBC.
Syncro
Wimpy Canadian @ 8:08
That’s the point isn’t it. Socialism disguised as environmentalism.
Syncro
A few of my personal favourites.
Dion on Afghan detainees:
“We should find another solution. We may bring them in Canada. We may keep them under our control in Afghanistan.”
Dion getting his decades mixed up:
“There is a cover-up somewhere. The Prime Minister has a lot to explain. What did he know? When did he know it?”
Dion in response to Harper’s announcement (for the second time) of a full inquiry:
“Speaker, even Mr. Mulroney is calling for a full public inquiry. The Prime Minister must be the only person who does not think it is a good idea. Why? What is he afraid of? Will he do the right thing? Will he call a full public inquiry now?”
Dion on reversing GST cuts:
“We will consider that.”
“In Iran we don’t have homosexuals like in your country.” — Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad at Columbia University
real conservative asked…
Err.. but fire alone can’t melt steel. Will somebody stand to correct me on this?
Fire can melt steel just fine…assuming that the inferno it is burning in has the right surrounding materials to produce enough heat.
Actually, while Rosie O’Donnell’s comment was stupid in that regard…when she made that statement, she actually misquoted her own “Truther” group’s line. What they have actually been saying is that never before in history has a steel-framed building been made to collapse because of fire alone – as they say was the case with Building 7.
I don’t know if that statement is true or not. But, that is actually the claim that I think O’Donnell was trying repeat…she just screwed up the wording.
Even if the claim of the Truthers is correct, it is probably also true that no building (steel-framed or otherwise) has been allowed to burn for so many hours with no firefighters there to fight it – and after having two mammoth neighboring towers come crashing down all around it.
So, the statement is still stupid and obnoxious.
I nominate UN Secretary General Ban Ki Moon for this gem:
“We are at a crossroad. One path leads to a comprehensive climate change agreement, the other to oblivion. The choice is clear.”
I agree — my vote is for Suzuki’s.
He supports Al Gore in Canadian classrooms — at the same time says educators should teach schepticism.
Funny, if it wasn’t so dangerous to innocent, vulnerable minds.