Canadian Islamic Congress Slams “Biased Report”

The Canadian Islamic Congress is none too happy with this Report on Global Anti-Semitism released by the US State Department on Jan.5. Some exerpts from the news release;

1. The report is politically motivated, and lacks independently audited and verified statistics. The fact that this report has been issued by a government department and not an NGO; plus the fact that it addresses only one form of hatred against one specific minority (Jews); and that there were no other reports commissioned to address equally serious hate-issues against other worldwide minorities (e.g. Christians, Muslims, Blacks, First Nations, Aboriginals, women, the poor, the disabled, homosexuals, etc.), clearly shows that political motivation is a far higher priority for the U.S. State Department than human rights or social justice.

Translation: “Propoganda from the filthy Zionist Neocon Cabal in the Bush Administration”.

2. The report addresses only anti-Jewish hatred, completely ignoring the equally important issue of Islamophobia (hatred towards Muslims).

A little problem with word definitions, here. “Phobia” means fear of, not “hatred”.

Muslims around the world — especially in areas where they are in the minority — have been, and still are, victims of discrimination, harassment, physical and mental abuse…

They won’t get an argument from me on that.

Deepika Thathaal (search), or Deeyah, was born in Norway of mixed Asian roots. Her father got her into music and has supported her throughout her career. All was going well until she dared to show a little skin – and that’s when the threats started. “I would get very abusive phone calls,” she said. “I would get abused as I walked down the street. I would have people spit at me.”
At a concert in Norway, she was attacked on stage by angry Muslim men who thought she was degrading their culture. But Thathaal doesn’t flaunt her heritage. She’s just a European woman pursuing a pop music career – who also happens to be Muslim.

Canadian Islamic Congress media release contact:
Dr. Mohamed Elmasry
(519) 746-4107 (O)
(519) 577-2267 (Cell)
e-mail: np@canadianislamiccongress.com

COREN: So what are you saying?
ELMASRY: I’m saying that it has to be totally innocent, OK? Totally innocent are the children, obviously, OK? But they are not innocent if the army [inaudible] in civilian clothes, OK?
COREN: What about women?
ELMASRY: The same, if they are women in the army…
COREN: Anyone over the age of 18 in Israel is a valid target.
ELMASRY: Anybody above 18 is a part of the Israeli army…
COREN: So everyone in Israel and anyone and everyone in Israel, irrespective of gender, over the age of 18 is a valid target?
ELMASRY: Yes, I would say.
[…]
COREN: I’ve got to tell you I think you’ve just dug a very large hole for yourself there. I am not unsympathetic, and I do believe that Israelis use way too much force and I believe that Palestinians are blanketed with the term “terrorist,” which is very unfair, but what you’ve said there, I believe, is very dangerous talk. There’s a massive difference.
IRFAN SYED (LAWYER): I wouldn’t be so definitive as saying that everybody over 18 is a legitimate target. I mean obviously that goes too far. I mean even according to our faith belief, you have to distinguish between combatants and non-combatants. That includes women, children, the elderly and all that.
ELMASRY: Everybody above 18 is a combatant.

Swimming Against The Mainstream

Via Powerline, these poll results of Iraqis translated from the Arabic newspaper Alsharq Alausat.

72.4 % of all of those polled said they would participate in the elections.
97% of Iraqis in Kurdistan said they would participate in the elections.
96% of Iraqis in the southern provinces (mainly Shiite areas) said they would participate in the elections.
33% of Iraqis in the central provinces (Sunni Area) said they would participate in the elections.
10% of Iraqis in Central provinces (Sunni Area) said they have not yet made their mind if they were going to vote or not.
62.1% of those polled said that the elections will be neutral and free.
17.8% said elections will not be neutral and free.
66% said that the elections must take place under current circumstances.
53.3% said the security is good in their area..
21.7% said that security was average in their area.
25% said that security was bad in their area.

This is consistant with virtually every report out of Iraq that isn’t filtered through the mainstream media’s bomb-a-day “escalating violence” coverage mantra. Chrenkoff notes that “The deputy director of operations in Iraq for the US military, Air Force Brigadier General Erv Lessel… confirmed that a dramatic 50 per cent reduction in terrorist activity had been seen over recent days”, though cautions;

Everyone – the Iraqis, the media, the Coalition forces – are expecting a dramatic surge of violence on the election day, as the insurgents and terrorists put all their resources in a concerted effort to derail the poll. But that hasn’t happened yet, so let’s wait until Sunday with all the “escalations of violence.”

Sisyphean has more.

LARK Program

The White House
1600 Pennsylvania Avenue
Washington, D.C. ,20016
Dear Concerned Citizen:
Thank you for your recent letter roundly criticizing our treatment of the Taliban and Al Qaeda detainees currently being held at Guantanamo Bay, Cuba.
Our administration takes these matters seriously, and your opinion was heard loud and clear in Washington.You’ll be pleased to learn that thanks to concerned citizens like you, we are creating a new division of the Terrorist Retraining Program, to be called the “Liberals Accept Responsibility for Killers” program, or LARK for short. In accordance with the guidelines of this new program, we have decided to place one terrorist under your personal care.
Your personal detainee has been selected and scheduled for transportation under heavily armed guard to your residence next Monday. Ali Mohammed Ahmed bin Mahmud (you can just call him Ahmed) is to be cared for pursuant to the standards you personally demanded in your letter of admonishment. It will likely be necessary for you to hire some assistant caretakers. We will conduct weekly inspections to ensure that your standards of care for Ahmed are commensurate with those you so strongly recommended in your letter…
….Pg.2

Next Time, Call Canada

Canadian blogger Chris Almeny has advice for milblogger Citizen Smash“*Some* Americans need to learn that the United States is not and need not be the “Superman” of the world.”.
Smash takes it to heart.

Twice in the past hundred years, the United States sent troops to Western Europe to fight for “freedom.” To the people of France, Luxembourg, Belgium, the Netherlands, Norway, Denmark, and Austria, we offer our most heartfelt apologies for interfering in your affairs. Please rest assured that it won�t happen again.
To the peoples of Polynesia, Micronesia, Indonesia, Indochina, the Philippines (again), China, and Korea, for whom America spent so much blood and treasure to free from the “oppression” of the Japanese Empire, we’re sorry. We�re sure that you could have handled the matter much better without our “assistance.”
After subjecting their citizens to all-out war, the United States forced Germany, Japan, and Italy to “democratize.” We apologize for being so presumptuous. In retrospect, we should have trusted you to come up with your own form of government — we�re certain you would have been much better off in the long run, left to your own devices.
We apologize to the people of South Korea for “defending” you from your brothers to the north. This was clearly an internal matter for Koreans to decide, and we had no business meddling in your affairs.

The Trudeaupian left’s vision for Canada has come to fruition – from “punching above our weight” to “peacekeeper nation” to punchline.
update I crossposted this at the Shotgun, where “EssEm” commented;

I am American-born, but lived in Toronto for 17 years and became a (dual) Canadian citizen while there. I returned to the US some 13 years ago. I recommend people take a second look at Pierre Burton’s “Why We Act Like Canadians”. It gave me a way to value the Canajan –which is often, I suspect, confused with the Ontario Liberal– way of looking at the world. Yet I have come to see that while it might be advantageous to Canada to act more like America in relation to the rest of the world (though hardly possible now), it would not be advantageous to America, or the world, for the US to act like Canada does.
Even while I was living in TO, I realized that I had moved to the “sidelines of empire”. Even if you are picturesque, well-behaved and have a sense of social responsibility, that cannot replace being enormous, dynamic to the point of unstable, restless, driven and successful. And the world treats you very differently. Canada is like a planetary Mr. Rogers (forgive the American cultural reference). It might be nice if everyone were more like him, but…they ain’t. In fact, most of the world is run by and has always been run by the Sopranos (again, the cultural ref). To handle that, you need a combination of decency, cunning self-confidence and explosive power.
In my long discovery of what made Canadians and Americans different, despite superficial similarities, I did discover in Ontario something that I still can detect in Canadian life: “a pre-disposition to disapprove”. I recall the cold power behind a word I often heard in my 17 years: “inappropriate”.
It seems to me that the rigid moralism of old Scots Toronto the Good has not disappeared, but has morphed into the multiculty quasi-pacificist Euroid self-righteousness of post-Trudeaupia. From here, in the heart of the Empire, in the Belly of the Beast, with Tony Soprano vividly imagined not just as “another voice in the global symphony”, but as “The Crips and the Bloods Do Sharia” it sounds distant and tinny. Sad. Some of my best friends are still in Canada.

Beauty And The Geek

Take seven brainy nerds and seven dim beauties, add Ashton Kutcher as a matchmaker and what do you get?

I dunno. Another reason to list the TV on Ebay?

The goal of “Beauty and the Geek” is to couple seemingly mismatched pairs and see which can work best together, said David Janollari, the network’s entertainment president, on Saturday. “It’s really looking at stereotypes of people and how we look at beautiful women and not-so-beautiful men,” he said.

Except for the “It’s really looking at stereotypes of people and how” and “not-so-beautiful men” part, my tendancy is to think this is on the up-and-up.

They will go through a series of competitions: combining wits on a camping trip, learning how to dance and working at a deli (the guys help the girls figure out how to make change).

Oh, have some real fun – make the boys teach them Java code.

“Beauty and the Geek” joins NBC’s “Tommy Lee Goes to College” as the two most colorful reality series planned by the networks this summer. The NBC series follows the rock star as he enrolls in college in Nebraska.

“Tommy Lee College Sex Video Downloads”
Don’t mind me. Just getting out ahead of the coming Googlelanche.

Updates: Armanious Slayings

I was going to start looking for updates on the slaughter of the Armanious family in New Jersey, but Michelle Malkin has already taken care of it. She makes some pointed observations in her link-rich post;

The brutal murders of the Armanious family, whose members were devout and outspoken Coptic Christians from Egypt, are getting scant MSM attention. The stories that do get published have a P.C., “can’t we all just get along?” bias:
“Killing of family shatters religious harmony,” reads one headline. What about the family that was shattered?
“Jersey City slayings spur new wave of anti-Muslim bias,” reads another headline. Yet, the anti- Christian bias that may reportedly be at the center of the slayings has been downplayed in favor of other motives and, some argue, whitewashed.

I’d like to know why this has received zero coverage by Canadian media.
What’s that you say? Oh. It’s just a local story.
As opposed to the “Canadian interests” served by the coverage of the Scott Peterson case?

Biggest Fraud Case In Sask History

CBC;

The probe into a breach of policy at Saskatchewan’s social services department has become an RCMP investigation of what may be, if proven, the biggest fraud ever perpetrated on the province.

Note to CBC: See Spudco.

While no charges have been laid, police raided Evelyn Hynes’ office, seized files and a computer. Government sources admit nearly a million dollars is unaccounted for.
Hynes was convicted of defrauding a bank in Newfoundland in the 1980s for more than $600,000. Working as an assistant loans manager, she made up phony clients and bogus loans over six years. She was sentenced to two years in jail but was later pardoned.
After getting out of jail and becoming a social worker she moved to Saskatoon, rising through the ranks of the provincial government to become a middle-level manager. But government officials didn’t check Hynes’s criminal record when they hired her in 1989. At that time, she had not been pardoned.

Eh… would someone please ask how the pardon came about?
Update
Both Ms. Hynes and her husband, Grant Matheson were employed in the same office with the Benefits and Audit Program and left on the same day. Both were on salary at over $80,000 a year. Escorted from their offices in December, the department has been under a “no talk” order ever since. Quote from a source: “DCRE usually eat their own rather than proscecute them.”
As so often happens in these cases, the irony positively drips. Hynes also enjoyed a second paying position, teaching classes at the University of Saskatchewan in poverty. Former President of the Saskatchewan Social Workers Association, her work on “Social Work Ethics and Income Security” was adopted by that association. (Someone may want to be checking over the books there as well.)
Considering that social assistance recipients in Saskatchewan have even the most trivial overpayment of funds corrected by docking from their future disbursements, regardless of the hardship it may cause – it will be interesting to see what the NDP government does with Ms. Hynes pension plan.
The NDP’s claimed drop in welfare caseloads would do an Enron accountant proud – by creating new program names, they shuffle clients into new check-recieiving categories that bypass the field worker and go directly through SaskTel.
One such example is the Saskatchewan employment supplement, a support system for the working poor. Once under the umbrella of the welfare system, recipients now report income to a call center on a monthly basis, via 1-800 number, and recieve their income top-up. To apply for welfare in Saskatchewan you dial a 1 800 number, apply for a “transitional employment allowance” – meaning you just want some money until you can find a job – and the government will simply cut you a check.
There is no social services interview or other system in place to prevent abuse, as it’s considered too costly to do so.
Apparently, the same applies to Department of Community Resources and Employment managers.

Reader Tips

The letter from one LTC Tim Ryan that got wide distribution on the blogosphere, was published by the World Tribune. They got letters.
While everyone else is counting the “freedom” appearances, Rich Richman is more interested in the fire in George Bush’s inauguration speech.
The Intifada continues, complete with baby martyrs.
A documentary about Iraq without the input of a fat socialist weasel.
The National Post editorial could have saved someone a lot of typing by just cutting to the money quote: “Mr. Cotler must do all in his power to convince his colleagues that this is one instance in which there are bigger issues at play than a few ethnic votes. If they don’t agree, perhaps he should rethink whether this is a Cabinet he belongs in.”
A little sympathy for the devil at Rolling Stone Magazine – he’s on the payroll in the advertising department.

Good Question

An unnamed source is credited in the WAshington Post with leaking some details – and blunt talk – covered in the meeting between Paul Martin and George W. Bush during his visit.

“(Bush) leaned across the table and said: `I’m not taking this position, but some future president is going to say, Why are we paying to defend Canada?’ “

It takes an American president to say what no Canadian politician has ever had the guts to admit.

Tensions In Malta

Staying well below the media radar is another European state struggling with illegal immigration. I don’t know enough about Malta or the political climate to offer any opinion. But, I will offer that there is a pattern in the non-coverage given to these problems by western media. The issues facing the Dutch in the wake of the Van Gogh murder, “Action Sweep Out” in Germany and this incident all share a common theme. Times of Malta, Jan.19;

Malta came under intense international criticism yesterday following last week’s incidents between army personnel and illegal immigrants at the Safi Barracks.
Speaking to The Times while accompanying the United Nations High Commissioner for Refugees, Ruud Lubbers, in talks with the European Commission in Brussels, Raymond Hall, the UNHCR’s European Bureau director, said the UN agency was “deeply concerned about the apparent use of excessive force by Maltese soldiers when breaking up a peaceful demonstration by asylum seekers and irregular immigrants last week”.
[…]
Mr Hall said the UNHCR was shocked with the incidents especially since people had to be hospitalised following a peaceful protest. In the context of what happened, the UNHCR reiterates its advice that Malta should re-examine its detention policy, which involves mandatory detention for as long as 18 months and is by far the strictest in Europe.
He said: “The UNHCR is strongly opposed to the practice of mandatory detention, whereby asylum seekers are routinely detained until such time as they are recognised as refugees”.
[…] “The UNHCR has discussed Malta’s detention policies and conditions with the authorities on a number of occasions over the past couple of years. Last June, the UNHCR submitted a detailed report to the authorities which outlined a wide range of shortcomings in the four detention centres and contained numerous recommendations for changes.
“Despite a number of official letters requesting further dialogue, the UNHCR has to date received no official written response from the Maltese authorities.”
The UNHCR spokesman said his organisation fully appreciates Malta’s concerns that, given its proximity to major smuggling routes from North Africa, it risks being overburdened with asylum seekers and irregular migrants. However, he added, the High Commission does not believe such concerns warrant detention as a deterrent.

Keeping in mind my aforementioned disclaimer, I think that a country only 8 miles wide and 15 miles long, and within rafting distance of northern Africa, might be extended the benefit of the doubt for creating strong deterents to illegal immigration.
CIA Factbook: Malta

Not that everyone is rushing to apologize;

Norman Lowell the fiery leader of the far-right Imperium Europa, said yesterday that illegal immigrants not only threatened Malta’s security, but also posed a “sanitary, cultural and genetic” threat to the country.
Mr Lowell was addressing a 200-strong crowd who gathered on Safi’s main square yesterday afternoon to “express solidarity” with the Armed Forces following the incidents at Safi Barracks on January 13, in which 26 irregular immigrants and two soldiers were reportedly injured.
Around 15 policemen placed barriers around the square before people gathered in front of St Paul’s band club, adjacent to the church, where electricity for the loudspeakers was provided. While it was evident that a few turned up out of curiosity, others seemed to be paying attention to Mr Lowell as he spoke. Mr Lowell started his speech by attacking the media for being “against the army and the boys in blue”. Waving a stick in the air from time to time, he said the media were controlled by “those who know where true power lies”.
“It’s the media which control and twist public opinion,” Mr Lowell claimed, adding that the media were responsible for painting a negative picture of him. “I am a libertarian and not a Nazi or a Fascist,” he said.
Mr Lowell said Malta is the only country that still had a “homogenous” race. The rest of Europe, from Ireland to Poland, was “contaminated” and it would not be long before Europeans would want to come here to experience the “real spirituality”.
“This is why we have to annihilate the black coal,” Mr Lowell said.
A group of men, who all wore sunglasses and caps, the collars of their jackets covering their chins, clapped heartily when Mr Lowell mentioned the Brigadier of the Armed Forces. Mr Lowell said that at this point, the AFM commander should not resign “even if he had the gravest of personal problems”.
Mr Lowell said the authorities were secretly going to change the law so that illegal immigrants would have a renewable visa to stay in Malta. He attacked Italian Foreign Minister Franco Frattini who said recently that an immigrants’ centre should be set up in Malta. “I will find Mr Frattini in Brussels and he will have to apologise publicly,” Mr Lowell shouted.
Immigrants entering Malta on boats should be stopped 14 miles offshore and warned not to come ashore, Mr Lowell said. The upcoming conference on illegal immigration would turn out to be yet another farce, with Government and Opposition on one side and the NGOs, who “have nothing better to do”, on the other, he said.
Mr Lowell finished his speech by raising his stick in the air and crying “Ave!”

Yeow.
More at the Maltese blogs Immanuel Mifsud and Toni Sant.

Nibble Nibble

Sean, at Pol:Spy has been following Queen Adrienne’s travel habits – no small feat.

On Thursday I wrote this. Today my wife found this:

Gov. Gen. Adrienne Clarkson flew to Europe on a commercial jet for her controversial post-Christmas vacation, Rideau Hall reports. Since the 9/11 terrorist attacks, officials have repeatedly cited increased security measures when defending Clarkson’s use of government planes.
Her decision to fly commercially – at her own expense to an undisclosed European location Jan. 9 – was revealed yesterday by spokesman Randy Mylyk after questions were raised about the GG’s absence and whereabouts at the time of the memorial service for Alberta’s Lt. Gov. Lois Hole. – CNEWS

How interesting. I know of no other Canadian blog that brought this up. I did, and I also tipped off Mr. Weston at the Ottawa Sun that I was doing so. Now Randy Mylyk is falling all over himself to stop this story before it grows legs. Another coincidence? Uh huh. I’d appreciate it if people didn’t tell Norm Spector that a Canadian blog may have had an influence on how a story played out. I’d feel badly if the poor old fellow keeled over from the shock.

Heh. Go read this, too.
Nibble nibble.

“Action Sweep Out”

Reuters:

German officials are drawing up lists of hundreds of Islamic militants to be deported from the country under a new law making expulsions easier, the German weekly magazine Der Spiegel said on Saturday. Der Spiegel said authorities were already using their powers under an immigration law introduced this month in conducting an operation dubbed “Aktion Kehraus” (“Action Sweep Out”). The Interior Ministry declined to comment on the report beyond saying that deportations were a matter for Germany’s 16 federal states.
Under new rules, potential deportees will not be able to use normal legal channels to challenge an expulsion order. A special panel of the Federal Administrative Court will be responsible, with no right of appeal. Der Spiegel said judges were expected to deal with up to 2,000 cases per year.
Since the revelations in 2001 that Arab students who had lived for years in Hamburg led the Sept. 11, 2001 attacks on the United States, Germans have questioned their liberal laws under which some suspected militants even draw welfare benefits. Interior Minister Otto Schily has suggested that evidence of training at an al Qaeda camp should be clear grounds for expelling a foreign national. Distributing videos calling for “holy war” could also be punished the same way.

Hat tip – Outside The Beltway

Iraq Election Broadcast And Forecasts

Passing along an Iraq election broadcast, via INDC; entitled “Heroes of Iraq”. (There’s also a transcript at the link.)
Milblogger “Adventures of Chester” looks at predictions by George Friedman (Stratfor) for post-election Iraq and the implications for the “insurgency”;

The Shia understand they cannot simply remain in a defensive mode. They have been passive in the run-up to the election, but after the election their credibility as the government of Irraq will depend on how they deal with the guerrillas. They must either suppress the guerrillas or negotiate a deal with them. Since a deal is hard to imagine at this time, they will have to act to suppress them. If they don’t, the government will either be destroyed by the insurgents, or Iraq will split into two or three countries, an evolution unacceptable to the Shia or to Iran.
Therefore, the Shia will fight. The Shiite leadership has made it clear it wants the United States to remain in Iraq for the time being. This does not mean it wants a long-term American presence. It means it wants US forces to carry the main battle against the Sunnis on its behalf. In the same way that al-Sistani wanted the Americans to deal with Shiite leader Muqtada al-Sadr during the An Najaf affair, he wants the Americans to carry the main burden now.
The United States is prepared to carry a burden, but it is not prepared to single-handedly deal with the Sunnis any longer. The Shi hav substantial armed militias. It is these forces — not the failed Iraqi army the US has tried to invent — that will be the mainstay of the regime. The Shia don’t want this force ground up because it is the guarantor of their security. The United States is not going to protect the regime without these forces engaged.
At this point, something interesting happens. The Shia have a greater vested interest in the viability of this government than even the Americans. The Americans can leave. The Shia aren’t going anywhere. For the first time, the United States has a potential ally with capabilities and motivation. Most important, it is an ally that is not blind on the ground. Its intelligence capability is not perfct among the Sunnis, but it is better than what the Americans have.

Chester considers the capabilities and challenges of incorporating existing and disbanded militias, and the implications for Syria – “if the Iraqis have good intelligence of Syria’s involvement, harboring, or support of the terrorist insurgency, it is entirely possible that the Iraqis will tell the US that Iraq will do something about Syria with or without the Americans . . .”.

She Feels They’re Pane

Helen Smith-McIntyre, chair of the Saskatoon Police Service Committee on Diversity, has called for the scrapping of a police aptitude test that discriminates against visible minorities, who have higher than usual failure rates. Smith-McIntyre took the test and “passed” – if one discounts that she didn’t complete it within the allowed time.
The half-hour test measures grammar, spelling and reading comprehension.

Naming The Enemy

Diana West tells it like it is;

I found it wickedly ironic that around the time the Website Islam Online claimed Fox television decided “to remove some stereotypical aspects about American Muslims” from its terrorism series “24” — whose hero, after defusing the terrorist threat from Bosnia, South America, Germany, and corporate America, now battles honest-to-goodness Muslim terrorists — real-life news broke about the vicious murders of a Coptic Christian family whose bound and gagged bodies, slit throats and stab wounds on a Coptic cross tattoo immediately raised fears that the crime may have been Islamic in nature, a slaying of “infidels” — in Jersey City.

Out Migration: A Solution

Long day at the shop. Overnight a foot of snow had drifted in over the inch of ice that froze to every road surface during a lovely rain we had a couple of days ago. Driving to town was no picnic. Neither was the drive home.

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Airbrushing is “automaton” work. There’s not a lot of thought required, and so the mind tends to wander – similar to the phenomenon that occurs when on a long drive with an open can of solvent in the car.

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And today, as I buzzed and brushed along on the masks, I began to think about things. Just things at random, as I am wont to do. Sparked, perhaps, by the knowledge that the masks were Edmonton bound, I began pondering the most serious problem facing the province of Saskatchewan today – the inability to attract young people who are highly educated, and have an entrepreneurial spirit.
Suddenly, it came to me – a solution. As brilliant ideas often are, it was breathtakingly simple. It’s so damned simple I can’t believe no one has proposed this before.
Our province has an brand identity problem. The name “Saskatchewan”, while unique and memorable (if not pronouncable), is burdened by negative imagery. A simple word association experiment illustrates the problem … “Saskatchewan … taxes .. socialists … Tommy Douglas .. not dead enough … roadkill … bad roads … blizzards … wind … drought … grasshoppers …”
It doesn’t help that we’re on the shelf right next to a province that’s got a Red Hot Rating in every consumer report.
Let’s face it – Alberta is our number two problem. It’s easy to move from Saskatchewan to Alberta. No hills to climb or rivers to ford. Those Albertans are clever. They use gasoline pumps as bread crumbs – the further west you drive, the lower the fuel prices.
Time to face facts. As fond as we are of it, the name’s got to go. There’s simply too much baggage, too much bad press. But what do we replace it with? Cuba’s taken.
Here’s where my idea really started to pick up speed. Picture this scene if you will – a nice millionaire family is brainstorming for a place to move, work, invest and make even more money, and they go “Hey, why not Alberta! They have oil, conservatives, no sales tax.. ”
Why not indeed! And so they get a map of Canada, seeking fertile ground to put down new roots…
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I can hear the pennies dropping…
True, we might get a higher than average representation of dyslexics, but on the balance, I think it could work. Absurd? Perhaps. Revolutionary? Certainly.
Too stupid?
Well, funny you ask. In Saskatchewan, there’s really no such thing! In fact, the Calvert government has taken a stance that when it comes to building the economy of this province, no idea is too stupid to consider.
Alberta. Albreta. Alberta. Albreta.. See? It sounds better all the time.

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