33 Replies to “Biden twisted his ankle stumbling on the stairs going out a side door to catch a ride with his father to the Wilmington pool, and Jill found him on the back lawn.”

    1. He be daid. Nobody has had the heart to tell Joe that his ride isn’t coming or that he can’t swim anymore.

    2. He died in 2002. That probably didn’t stop him from voting for his son, though. I Guess he needs an ‘I See Dead People’ T-shirt. Where was his Secret Service Detail? Did Kamala tell them to stand-down?

  1. So their dog will be the first rescue dog to live in the white house? And they are planning to get a cat?
    When will the relentless journalism let up? How many more pointed and direct policy issues will he have to answer questions about?
    Man, that media is hard-hitting!

  2. Yes, the real important issues… Will he also get – to appease the vacuous and easily pleased – a bird, fish, rabbits, an elephant, goats, serpents, a spider or two, bats, etc….

    I was thinking of the Obama fawning, and how I could hack it; but four years of this degree and level of fawning will be much more than I can physically and mentally stand…

    And I’m in Australia… It’s going to be worse, MUCH WORSE, than our Rudd/Gillard/Rudd disaster…

  3. No media report on whether Major managed to get the pork chop that was hanging around Joe’s neck.
    Stay tuned for later updates…

  4. Does an unsuccessful contender for president have to be in good health for any reason?

    (Orange man staying)

  5. Jie Boden is at his best this morning:

    Okay PSA: female dogs react VERY different than female humans when you sniff their hair and grope them aggressively.
    or
    I broke my leg because I was attacked by two dogs wearing MAGA hats. They put a noose around my neck and poured bleach on me, as they said “this is MAGA country”.

    more nuggets @

    https://mobile.twitter.com/JieBoden

    1. Cute.

      Proper Alsatians, of course, are employed by police departments across America helping to catch Biden supporters importing contraband into the United States and to overpower them when they resist arrest.

      So it make sense that Joe had to get his props at the pound. Any Alsatian worth keeping would be a Republican! 🙂

  6. 9:00A Monday morning and President-Fraud has called a LID on his day. Seems as though the ankle injury has proven to be very useful to President-hiden.

    After all … Joe needs RICE for his ankle. Rest, Ice, Compression, Elevation

  7. There is no truth to the rumour that Cameltoe Harris was seen running away from the house with a ball of string dangling from her pocket.

  8. The truth of the matter is that as more and more information came out over the weekend about the fraud election results being uncovered Ole Joe went out to vent his frustrations by kicking the dog as most Democrats are want to do. Major seeing the kick coming jumped out of the way and Joe contacted the fire hydrant.

  9. Kamala isn’t even waiting post inauguration.
    One day old Joe will fall right into his casket….

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