Category: Great Moments In Socialism

Melting Down Our History

Editorial Times on the fate of rare artifacts under a Hamilton “gun amnesty”;

So, are the Liberals out to rewrite history in Canada, by denying its existence? As a government they had little use for veterans on Remembrance Day, barely acknowledging them in government departments throughout Canada.
Now, in the gun control zeal of Liberal dominated Ontario police forces, erasing the tangible evidence of Canadian history is just fine, apparently. After all, according to Deputy Chief Leendertse, gang-bangers are apparently lining up to acquire muskets and antique firearms for their next drive-by pop. Therefore, Canada’s heritage has to go.

The Hamilton police have since “softened” their stance.

Hamilton police will now try to save a rare 200-year-old British musket from the War of 1812 after a plea from the Canadian War Museum not to melt it down.
[…]
“It’s our intention to contact the owner of the flintlock” to ask if they would consider donating it to the national war museum in Ottawa, he said.
“Ultimately, if an owner wants it destroyed, regardless of the historical value, we will be proceeding forward with their wishes for destruction,” he said.
“That includes the Brown Bess.”

Now, try wrapping your head around this one – in a country where citizens enjoy no property rights, where just weeks ago we witnessed an election campaign that promised confiscation of legally owned handguns – Hamilton police are now declaring these same gun owners have magically retained the authority to dictate how firearms are disposed of after they’re surrendered to the state – even in the case of an artifact with national historical significance.
This incident should to be filed away for future reference – say, for example, the day a farmer decides to run a tractor and cultivator through an endangered plant species growing on his property .

Attack Of The Blogs. And The CBC.

In response to comments that the post on controversial statements by one Dr.Eric Pianka was an “April Fools hoax”, I ran a quick search on Google News to see in which direction the story had gone.
I noted that, if a “hoax”, none other than CBC news had picked up and run with the item on April 4th;
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However, upon checking the CBC link, I arrived at this message instead;
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Server problems?
Well, take a look at how the CBC is now covering the story. (Notice the url for the page is now named “ecology prof”, whereas the original one was “ebola-060404”).

A biology professor has been targeted by bloggers and talk radio hosts after a newspaper in Texas reported he said the Earth would be better off if most humans were dead.
The Seguin Gazette-Enterprise published a story on Sunday that alleged Eric Pianka, an ecologist and zoologist who studies reptiles at the University of Texas, said in a lecture that the world would be better off without 90 per cent of the human population.
Blogs and talk radio programs went on the attack after the story was posted on the internet and featured on the Drudge Report, a popular U.S. news website. Critics accused Pianka of saying that the Ebola virus should be used to kill most humans.

“Blogs and talk radio”.
And the Canadian Broadcasting Corporation.
(Re: that update of Pianka’s “out of context” statements – read this post by Ed Minchau.)

The 5 Billion Tonne Challenge

One generally gets the sense that mental giants such as this emerge from their calculations as theoretical members of the “survivor” percentage.

[T]here was a gravely disturbing side to that otherwise scientifically significant meeting, for I watched in amazement as a few hundred members of the Texas Academy of Science rose to their feet and gave a standing ovation to a speech that enthusiastically advocated the elimination of 90 percent of Earth’s population by airborne Ebola. The speech was given by Dr. Eric R. Pianka (Fig. 1), the University of Texas evolutionary ecologist and lizard expert who the Academy named the 2006 Distinguished Texas Scientist.
Something curious occurred a minute before Pianka began speaking. An official of the Academy approached a video camera operator at the front of the auditorium and engaged him in animated conversation. The camera operator did not look pleased as he pointed the lens of the big camera to the ceiling and slowly walked away.
This curious incident came to mind a few minutes later when Professor Pianka began his speech by explaining that the general public is not yet ready to hear what he was about to tell us. Because of many years of experience as a writer and editor, Pianka’s strange introduction and the TV camera incident raised a red flag in my mind. Suddenly I forgot that I was a member of the Texas Academy of Science and chairman of its Environmental Science Section. Instead, I grabbed a notepad so I could take on the role of science reporter.

Otherwise, the question bears asking – what’s holding you back, Dr. Pianka? Sure, it’s a slower process than you’re advocating, but you know – the journey to homo sapiens planetary purity begins with that first step in front of a bus.
Time to lead by example, dear doctor.
UpdatePianka responds after a fashion.
Udate – April 5 – Pianka’s Biology 304 course evaluations – scroll down to this “dissenting” opinion from 2004;

Though I agree that convervation biology is of utmost importance to the world, I do not think that preaching that 90% of the human population should die of ebola is the most effective means of encouraging conservation awareness. I found Pianka to be knowledgable, but spent too much time focusing on his specific research and personal views.

Via Ed Minchau who has lots more.

License To Kill

Childhood sexual abuse has officially achieved the status of “Get Out Of Jail Free” card.
Star Phoenix;

A 28-year-old woman won’t spend a day in jail for killing her baby by pulling him out of the toilet bowl in which he was born, snuffing out his first breaths with a plastic bag and then discarding his tiny body in a dumpster on a Manitoba reserve.
Selena Stevenson pleaded guilty Monday to the rare charge of infanticide and was given an 18-month conditional sentence by a sympathetic judge who called the case “heartwrenching.”
“A period of incarceration would serve no purpose whatsoever,” said Queen’s Bench Justice Deborah McCawley. She called the facts of the case “monstrous” but said she couldn’t overlook Stevenson’s horrific background.
“This was clearly an act of desperation done out of fear,” she said. Stevenson will be allowed to remain free in the community to care for her other two children, aged eight and two. The conditions of her sentence include abstaining from alcohol and continuing to seek counselling. No curfew was imposed.
The Crown agreed to reduce the charge against her from murder to infanticide, which carries a five-year maximum and can only be used in cases of mothers who kill their newborns while in a “disturbed” state of mind in the immediate aftermath of giving birth.
Stevenson was a battered woman who got pregnant in the spring of 2002 by a man who raped her when she passed out drunk at a house party, court was told Monday.
She feared reprisal from her common-law husband and was able to conceal the pregnancy from him and other family and community members.

Her lawyer, Greg Brodsky, is being interviewed on the Mike McIntyre show at the moment, carefully laying out the details of the case and explaining why, for all intents and purposes, she had no choice – because all the other options available to her carried with them “consequences”.
Looks like his assessment is bang on.

“Unlawful Possession Of Laying Hens”

Brockville Recorder & Times;

A 10-hour standoff between federal food inspectors and a local egg farmer backed by 40 landowners ended Thursday evening when thousands of confiscated eggs and chickens – many dead or dying after going hours without ventilation or water – were released back to the owner.
Inspectors who raided the County Road 21 farm near the Grenville-Dundas County border allege Shawn Carmichael, owner of Carmichael Poultry Farm at 317 County Road 21, had been selling ungraded or improperly graded eggs and lacked proper registration for his operation.
But investigators were prevented from taking the confiscated property away and had to settle instead with dozens of bird carcasses and a carton of eggs to use as evidence.
They also made a commitment to return Carmichael’s financial records after making copies for their purposes.
“Whatever happens to me (in the courts) will happen but at least I stood up and was counted,” said Carmichael, a husband and father of six children, who sparked the standoff about 1 p.m. when he parked a tractor at the entrance of his driveway to prevent the inspectors from leaving.
“You get to the stage where you say, ‘I’ve got to stand up for myself here. I’ve got to stand up for my family,'” he said.
“Then I see people who care and will help a guy like me. That gives me a lot. It makes me feel like I’m not alone.”
Earlier, when more than 20 inspectors and enforcement workers from the Canadian Food Inspection Agency (CFIA), accompanied by six OPP officers and agents with the Egg Marketing Board of Ontario, launched a raid on the property at 9 a.m., Carmichael and his wife Paula felt totally isolated.
[…]
He said he was stunned watching the inspectors go through his house, including the children’s bedrooms, searching for evidence while chickens and eggs were being seized and loaded on a transport trailer and other trucks.
About four hours into the raid after the first couple of supporters from the Leeds and Grenville Landowners Association arrived at the farmgate where they were met by OPP, Carmichael got in a tractor and drove it to the end of a 300-metre driveway to block the exit.
The action set up a showdown that mushroomed as the afternoon went on until dozens of supporters, including Ontario Landowners Association president Randy Hillier, arrived with their familiar “Back off Government” signs and took up position at the end of the driveway.
The OPP responded in kind and eventually had more than 20 cruisers on hand, including several that established roadblocks at the nearest intersections, and about 30 officers keeping an eye on the activities.
[…]
Harry Pelissero, general manager for the Ontario Egg Producers, said Carmichael faces charges of selling ungraded eggs, unlawful possession of laying hens and failing to pay his licensing fees.

Preempting the question “Where were the cops?” next time there’s a gangland gun battle on Yonge Street.

Capitalist Piglet – Who’s Suckling Whom?

Since breaking the Capitalist Pig cartoon story on March 3rd, the original thread has now run into the hundreds of comments. (And now it’s been linked at Fark) It’s time to update the post, if only to give the discussion a fresh start.
Pressure is still on theSheaf – local media isn’t letting the story go. The Saskatchewan Human Rights commission has received a number of complaints and will decide what to do by months end. FWIW, I think that’s going too far – but then, in my perfect world, these extra-legal, unaccountable thought policing bodies wouldn’t exist n the first place. Though, I’m just twisted enough to enjoy the show of a far-left commission facing hatemongering from “one of their own”. But that’s a topic for another day.
One comment (there are many good ones) did catch my eye, and I’ll reproduce it here – commentor “Karl” replies to “Chad”‘

You wrote: “The cartoon is showing the Christianity and Capitalism/consumerism go hand in hand.”
Actually, it seemed to be showing Christianity and Capitalism/Consumerism going dick in mouth. If he had wanted to convey “hand in hand”, he could have drawn them holding hands. The point (innane though it is) would have been made, and no one would have been offended by the vulgarity of it. Jesus did not need to be made out to be a homosexual with zoophilic tendencies. And Christians need not be told that we are somehow the immature ones for being offended at an image of our Lord performing fellatio on a pig.
You went on:“How is that not true? Has anyone noticed that Xmas is more about a fat guy wearing red than christ’s birth? What about easter? A rabbit that lays eggs.”
As a pastor I can tell you that there is no group who is more critical of this trend than Christians. Have you not noticed all of the ‘keep the Christ in Christmas’ stuff? Have you not noticed that it is non religious people who continually want ‘holiday trees’ and the non specific ‘happy holidays’ greetings rather than ‘merry Christmas’? Have you not seen that non religious people are the ones who insist upon the consumerist non-Christian holiday of sentimentality, greed and gluttony that Christmas has become?? I say non religious, because in my experience, non Christian religious people (eg Muslims, Jews, Hindus) have no problem with Christmas. The ones who have the problem are those of ‘Christian Stock’ who put on airs of sophisticated athiesm, or groovy non sprecific spirituality which means anything, and nothing. Thye claim to be above Christianity, but really they are obcessed with it, blaming it for all of society’s ills, for every tragedy and travesty, and no doubt for their acne as well. To blame Christianity for the bastardization of Christmas is laughable!! If you feel so strongly about it, why don’t you ‘stick it to the man’ by letting your employer know that you are available to work on December 24th and 25th. And don’t buy anybody any presents. Don’t accept any either. Don’t visit family. Refuse that Christmas bonus. And might I suggest a protest fast on the 25th. For myself, I’ll do what I always do on Christmas. Preach the Word, administer Holy Communion, and later that day, break my Advent fast as I feast with my family in celebration of the Nativity of my Lord.
You continued: “I think Christianity has turned became a thing of social status. I find this mind blowing because Jesus preached about doing the exact opposite of this.”
I would find this mind blowing too, if it were true. Perhaps it was once, but the ’70’s are a long time ago. I wear my clerical collar in public quite a lot. I can relate well to the goths, because I get as many hostile stares. (and they seem to like to dress in black as much as I do). Think about it man!!! Stockwell Day was vilified for his Christian beliefs (remember the ‘How Scary’ McLeans cover?). Christians are regularily ridiculed for their beliefs. If we were looking for worldly status, we would be trying out for Canadian Idol, not living as Christians.
I was offended by the cartoon, and I don’t buy the argument that I am missing some deeper meaning. To me it is a sophmoric neo marxist interpretation of religion and its relationship to capitalism which was already past its expiry date some 20 years ago, and is only currently alive in the never never land of tenured political science chairs occupied by professors who are still a little miffed that revolution they boldly predicted some 40 years ago never came to pass. And how their young sheep bleat!!

Nicely done, I thought.
Now, time to take this issue down another tangent – so far the controversy has been limited to the offense given to Christians. That raises an interesting, and as yet, unasked question – When are the cartoonists going to be called on the carpet to explain the hatred directed at so-called “capitalists”?
The premise that “capitalism=bad” and that any group, any individual, any religion should have to disassociate themselves from business to attain moral purity is an intellectual embarrassment to begin with. But the cartoon goes one step further – in choosing a pig to represent the businessman, they have chosen the time honored progaganda tool of dehumanization.
That these small-minded refugees of Marxism are receiving a heavily subsidized education at an institution funded by tax revenues generated in large part by the very “capitalists” they would portray as pigs, just adds injury to insult.
Instead of hauling them before the Human Rights Commission, or calling for a wholesale purge at the Sheaf. I’d suggest a not-so-gentle push towards a little moral purity of their own – by removing the stench of “capitalism/consumerism” from their university education. Allow the enlightened to demonstrate the courage of their left-wing convictions. Present them with an invoice for the total cost of their education to date, adjust tuition to cover 100% of the costs, and cut off of any tax-funded student loans.
Something tells me the artist Y!th and his defenders at the U of S would find that a little too hard to swallow.

Reading, Riting, and Reservation

Raskolnikov quotes an item from the Edmonton Sun explaining why provincial test results for Grades 3 and 6 from Alberta Aboriginal schools aren’t being released. Phrases including “cultural sensitivity” and enforcing “stereotypes” say about all you need to know;

In other words, like all good postcolonial, cultural-studies eggheads, when they come across things they don�t like, they simply change the meanings of existence and history. Illiterate children on reserves are only illiterate because they have little grasp of their traditions and culture. The standard yardsticks of literacy and intelligence are irrelevant not only because they are oppressive, but because they also paint us in a bad light. So let�s change those colonial, Western standards and make them fool-proof � from now on, literacy and education will be defined as �knowing your own culture�. That�s it.

As with all things Raskolnikov, it’s a “read the whole thing” post.

Freedom From Responsibility

(moved to top for Rawlco radio listeners – scroll down for new entries)
Via reader Michael Stuber;
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An offering by the University of Saskatchewan publication, the Sheaf, which chose not to publish the Jyllands-Posten cartoons out of respect for Islam.
Read this too, from former Sheaf news editor Jeremy Warren.
Related – Too many Christians, not enough lions? (link fixed)
Lost Budgie weighs in.
Update – from the comments, University of Saskatchewan President Peter MacKinnon has reportedly issued the following by email;

I feel I must publicly communicate with our campus community on what I have just seen in the student newspaper.
In the February 23 edition of the Sheaf, the editors explained that they would not publish the controversial cartoons of the Prophet Muhammad. It is surprising that they did not exercise similar restraint in their decision to publish ‘Capitalist Piglet’ in the March 2 issue of the paper. This is a cartoon that is certain to cause distress to members of our community. It has divisive shock value only and does nothing to advance the understanding or debate for which universities should be distinguished.
The Sheaf should apologize to us all.
Peter MacKinnon
President

Monday March 6 update: The cartoonist “Y!th” responds in the comments – after a fashion. Just keep scrolling
The heat is on now – Rawlco radio news is reporting the story, as is the local CTV affiliate. The story out of the Sheaf is that the publication of this cartoon was an error – a breakdown in the editorial review process, or something to that effect – and that an apology will be forthcoming in the next issue. (One is already up at their website). The managing editor Will Robbins,has tendered his resignation, but so far, hasn’t spoken publicly.
I’ll tell you why I’m not buying this – the Sheaf was out for days before the explanation and apology were offered. Editorial mis-step? Does the staff not read their own paper after publication? A true error would have been proactively addressed and an apology/retraction issued immediately. It would have also been yanked from the website.
Not until the cartoon was featured here, and the media began to pick up on the story did anyone see fit to respond.
A new blog, Boycott the Sheaf has awarded the “ULTIMATE HYPOCRITICAL
ADVERTISING AWARD” to McNally Robinson Booksellers, who pulled the Western Standard magazine from the shelves because they contained the Jyllands-Posten cartoons in the context of a news story.
Mar.7 Update
Saskatoon Star Phoenix has now picked up the story.

Controlled Retreat

A good read in the National Post by Lorne Gunter on Jack Layton, who said the following about Gen. Hillier’s terrorist “scumbag” comments last July while he was still propping up Paul Martin’s Liberals;

�Controlled anger, given what’s happened, is an appropriate response,� NDP Leader Jack Layton said. �We have a very committed, level-headed head of our armed forces, who isn’t afraid to express the passion that underlies the mission that front-line personnel are going to be taking on.
�A bit of strong language in the circumstances, I don’t find that to be wrong.�’

The West: Set To Auto Destruct

A very good essay by Vasko Kohlmayer, at American Thinker;

Virtually demolishing the West�s traditional morality, the Left has managed to legitimize promiscuity, illegitimacy, abortion and homosexuality. This transformation has reached a point where in many quarters these behaviors are not only considered acceptable but outright commendable.
Through its aggressive atheism, the Left has succeeded in virtually eliminating Christianity from our public arena, and to a large degree from the private sphere as well. This trend has been especially pronounced in Europe where only some seven percent of the population engage in some form of regular religious observance.
The Left�s seemingly insatiable hunger for governmental expansion has bucked the West�s long-term trend toward the limited State. Dominated by large, all-intrusive welfare states, the condition of many European countries could be justifiably described as soft socialism. The excessive taxation and regulation which are the inevitable byproducts of this have virtually strangled their free economic enterprise and induced long-term economic malaise. Diametrically opposed to the ideals of classical liberalism, this state of affairs represents a complete subversion of western political and economic tradition.
By teaching that the masterpieces of the West�s greatest creative minds are no more intrinsically valuable than artifacts of far less advanced societies, the Left has deprived westerners� of their justified pride in their own culture. And by lying about the West�s past, it has managed to suppress our consciousness of historical greatness.
The Left�s successes have been largely due to its takeover of the two main channels for the dissemination of knowledge and information � the media and academia. Careful to avoid positive portrayal of the West in almost any context, they abound in aspersions and criticism. In the process, the Left has devised an ingenious and effective mode of censorship to further its ends. It is called political correctness.

Read the whole thing.
Sticking with the theme….

hood.jpg It would be so cute with your orange jumpsuit, dahling …

via Drudge.

Choice For Childcare

A new blog devoted to childcare issues.

An alarming number of college-educated women are leaving the work force to stay at home and raise their children, a trend that is a tragedy not only for the mothers, but ultimately their children and women as a whole.
So said law professor and working mom Linda Hirshman in a 2005 article for American Prospect magazine that has ignited an intense debate among mothers.

A good one to bookmark as the next few weeks are likely to see lots of media noise from groups like the federally funded Child Care Advocacy Ass’n of Canada. (Gormley – next time you have these people on your show, be sure to push your guest on where they get their funding.)
Update: a note from Helen Ward, President of Kids First Parent Assoc of Canada;

Please check out our website kidsfirstcanada.org for extensive research into daycare . I emailed the Child Care Advocacy Assoc of Can a long time ago to request their finincial statements (as their website says) and they did not respond.
Below is from my report “Fact and Fiction , Ideologies and Agendas” (PDF)
We are 100% volunteer run since 1987, and receive $0 from gov. One request for
funding some years ago was turned down: we were told we are “regressive”. Must
go now and see about getting one of them white picket fences!

Tommy Douglas, Not Mort Enough

Which tier is this?

[A]fter two weeks of suffering with flu-like symptoms, Ravary needed to see her family doctor. But as she soon found out, she picked the wrong day to drop in for a check-up. That day, Ravary contacted her doctor’s office and was told to visit a nearby community health centre, where he occasionally works.
When she arrived at the centre, she was greeted by a French-speaking receptionist who promptly informed her that the health clinic was exclusively for “French people.”
“I said to her, ‘that’s discrimination,'” said Ravary, who was then told to visit her family doctor during his regular office hours, or visit another walk-in clinic. “I didn’t get past the reception at the front.”
[…]
The clinic was established 15 years ago specifically to treat the nearly 10,000 Francophones in the small Ontario community, although everyone in the greater community helps fund it.
It turns out the Ontario provincial government agrees with the clinic’s exclusive policy.
George Smitherman, Ontario’s Health Minister, said in Toronto Tuesday, “We have something called Community Health Centres and they are designed to be community governed, targeting specific populations.”

Cultivating Criminals

One of the 401 incidents in which a “piercing object” was threatened or used in Saskatoon in 2005;

The 16-year-old was stabbed multiple times after three people wearing red bandanas broke into the house, first opening the door with a shotgun blast before going on a rampage on Brian and another teen on Aug. 20.
“The cops classified it an assault but I was stabbed nine times. I call that attempted murder,” said Brian (not his real name).
The wound that resulted in the centipede-like scar lacerated his liver. A second stab pierced his stomach. Brian was also stabbed in the chest just above his heart, twice in his leg, twice in his arm and twice in his back. The attackers pushed the hunting knife through Brian’s rib cage in one instance and nicked his tailbone in the other. They have never been found.

And now, Indian gang “swarming” in Saskatoon is beginning to hit the big leagues, as the crimes become more brazen;

He speculates that four robberies in the past two weeks along 22nd Street West may have been part of an initiation process into a gang.
Six or seven men entered Bridges Ale House and Eatery at 2415 22nd St. West just after 11 p.m. on Tuesday. They threatened an employee of the off-sale outlet with a tire iron and escaped with cigarettes and liquor.
On Monday at about 9:30 p.m., six people wearing masks robbed Source Adult Video at 1504 22nd St. West. One of the men was armed with a sawed-off rifle while another had a knife.
The suspects ordered those in the store to lay on the floor before making off with an undisclosed amount of cash from the till and the wallets belonging to two of the victims.
At around 1 a.m. on Sunday, four men whose faces were covered by hoods and scarves threatened staff members of Bell Island Pizza located next to Source Adult Video. The men, armed with metal bars, demanded money and ran away with an undetermined amount of cash and a purse belonging to one of the employees.

(If my use of the words “Indian gang” threatens to burst a blood vessel in the politically correct hemisphere of your brain, repeat the words “root causes, root causes, root causes” over to yourself until unwanted symptoms of reality subside.)
Predictably, there are noises being made at City Hall about banning the carrying of knives. In the context of giving police the legal authority to disarm gang members before they swing them into action, I suppose there’s merit in the argument.
There’s more merit in scrapping a youth justice system that turns these vicious little hoods back onto the street faster than police can collect them, and then keeps their names and juvenile record from the public.
I would suggest there’s a more effective way to tackle one of the primary “root causes” behind street gangs – pull funding on the cottage industry of baby farming. End the practice of paying women on social assistance additional $$ for every new baby they bring into the world, and in a few short years, I suspect the number of young children wandering the streets looking for a “family” would be in decline.
Discuss.
Related reading.

Mouseland Revisited

It’s the story of a place called Mouseland. Mouseland was a place where all the little mice lived and played, were born and died. And they lived much the same as you and I do.
[…]
Presently there came along one little mouse who had an idea. My friends, watch out for the little fellow with an idea. And he said to the other mice, “Look fellows, why do we keep on electing a government made up of cats? Why don’t we elect a government made up of mice?” “Oh,” they said, “he’s a Bolshevik. Lock him up!” So they put him in jail.
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But I want to remind you: that you can lock up a mouse or a man but you can’t lock up an idea. Tommy Douglas, 1944

Brad Wall, 2006;

Why even at the NDP convention last fall the Premier updated the Mouseland fable originated by Tommy Douglas.
You know that fable about Mouseland where the cats were governed all the creature the gophers who tilled the land the beavers who worked in forestry and pigeons who reported the news� until the mice led by Tommymouse changed the government. It is a clever fable. And it was delivered by a great orator
Well, Lorne Calvert updated the fable last fall. He talked about Bradcat who was a nice enough cat who tried to look like a mouse.
There have been other updates also pretty clever by journalists when they were out of things to write about. So we have read about Roy Mouse and Elwincat and the list goes on.
Well I think that fable needs a final chapter. But who should do that? The Final Chapter in the Mouseland Fable:
But after 60 years �other animals began to realize something about mice.
They�re not exactly the most productive species in the animal kingdom.
In fact, they don�t really produce anything accept droppings.
What they are good at is wrecking stuff that others have produced.
They chew holes in things.
They just generally leave a mess wherever they go.
And these particular mice were the worst.
One time, they got into the potatoes.
Now, the crazy thing about that is,�
Mice don�t even like potatoes.
But they had this one mouse named Eldon Mouse,�
Eldon mouse talked the other mice into it. He told them they weren�t really potatoes�”just cheese with peelings..�
And by the time they got done chewing through the potatoes,�
The potatoes were completely ruined,�
And the other animals were left to clean up the mess.
And here�s the other thing about mice. Even though they had promised a way for creatures to be healthy – a lot of mice in one place isn�t always good for health.
And a lot of the other animals were getting sick.
But when they went to the mice for help,�
The mice wouldn�t actually do anything to help.
The mice would just tell them how lucky they were they didn�t have to pay to see a doctor bird.
Except that there weren�t any doctor birds.
The mice hadn�t bothered to get any.
They were too busy chewing on potatoes.
So every day, the mice would force all the sick animals to stand in line and wait to see a doctor bird,�
But nobody ever got to see a doctor bird. So they just stood in line.
One day, all the animals were standing in line, grumbling about the mice,�
When one little gopher named Yogi looked up at his dad and said,�
�Dad, why don�t we just get rid of the mice?�
His dad looked down at him sadly and said,�
�We can�t get rid of the mice. The mice run things. The mice have always run things. That�s why they call it Mouseland.�
And all the other animals heard this and just nodded sadly in agreement.
Except for one old gray horse named Milt.
He�d been around longer than the rest of the animals,…
And he said, �That�s not quite true.
�The mice don�t have to run things.� �In fact� he said �when given a clear choice between cats and mice�.who would choose a mouse�they wreck things?�
And at that moment, all the other animals looked up and down the line,�
And they realized something.
There were more of them than there were mice.
They were all different animals, but they had a lot of things in common.
They didn�t like the mice wrecking all their food.
They didn�t like their babies moving to that place that had never been run by the mice.
They didn�t like standing in line when they were sick.
Most of all, they were just tired of the mice.
They began to realize that a lot of mice in one place for a long time is not a government but an infestation:
How will we deal with this infestation? We gotta get us some cats!! They said. Clear minded, compassionate cats with a plan and a vision for mouseland
And the animals chose the cats who cleaned up the mess left behind by the mice.
One day soon after that great change�a cat that liked details and going on about stuff and reading a lot ..named Wayne Cat discovered an old history book about Mouseland. He dusted it off and was shocked but what he found.
Why Mouseland wasn�t even the actual name of this place after all. This place was called Sask Cat chewan.

(Updated with notes from speech as delivered)
SaskParty now has the Mouseland 2006 audio available on their website, Look for the link at the left of the main page.

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