Honey, I Finished The Internet

8 Replies to “Honey, I Finished The Internet”

1. A decade ago my GPS tried to get me to drive across the airstrip at Summerside PEI. I was smart enough not to do it. I think the technology has gotten better since then.

   1. GPS: Come on, do it chicken boy. Do it! Bock! Bock! Bock!

      1. Oh, those are chicken noises. For a moment there I thought you were demanding beer.

2. I take it the workers who built the road were not union workers? See that’s what happens to scabs in the glorious Soviet Republic. Kids have no idea how to navigate without their goddammed phones. There are neat apps though, to guide you through some tight places. Tried some in Japan and I have to say they are very helpful. But the brain needs to be engaged and screwing around with those apps while driving leads to stupid outcomes. A guy I know had some Dutch friends over one time. They wanted to ride horses from Ottawa to Edmonton. Or something like that. They had no frikkin idea.

   1. There are just so many stupid people in this world. I started to watch this, but stopped after 5 minutes. The teens were traveling in November in Siberia. When I used to live in Saskatchewan, I would tell others on my travels that I lived in Canada’s Siberia. It could be -40C in January and +40 in July. With those types of weather swings, you just cannot afford to do stupid stuff.

3. They can be replaced with Ethical Indians. Dot.

4. well didnt l detail how l wasted a whole hour when tihskucf google ‘maps’ put ‘North’ pointing DOWNWARD on the printout? in 2026? in friggin north america??

   page and brin another of our glorious role models l want DEAD

5. Years ago we’d turned one of my lovely bride’s seminars into a family holiday down in San Diego. Rather than drive down the road to take a bridge across this massive ravine, our newly minted GPS was quite insistent that we Evel Knieval it.