Obama is having a little birthday bash during the China virus pandemic. About 600 guests and staff will be attending, including a host of Hollywood actors.Remember, we are all in this together
Town Criers are colonial racists!
La La Land continues the fight against its evil colonial past. Apparently having a town crier is a colonial atrocity. I guess they have nothing else to worry about in B.C.
Western leaders sure like to apologize.
Dear Leader Justin and the New Zealand prime minister are great friends. They quite often have chats on the phone, as they share views on global warming scams, Islamophobia, apologies, etc. Jacinda embraces her inner Justin
Justin’s Cuban family taking a financial hit.
The China virus is backfiring on the commies. Canadians love communist beaches
Trudeau Hates Us.
Dear Leader issued a statement today regarding Emancipation Day. Canadian settlers were racist in the past on Turtle Island and so are Canadian settlers today. What a patriot!
Meanwhile another church was vandalized. This time in Mississauga Ont. Police will not give out the name of church or exact location.
Justin Would Love This.
Western countries have a soft spot for Muslim terrorists.She is welcome here on Turtle Island.
Love The Daily Mail.
The left eat their own. Veganism is racist. Members of a British vegan society quit after the food the society is promoting is labelled cultural appropriation.
Hey Justine, I Could Use Some Money Too!
Adolf The Magnificent loves to give out money at election time. Eight billion dollars to Indians because of bad water. How much of that money do you really think will go towards building treatment plants? On Friday he gave Dofasco in Hamilton Ont., four hundred million taxpayer dollars to go green. I’m still driving the same car since I retired from the military. Do you think you could send me some Blackie? Not that I would vote for you, as it wouldn’t change my mind that your a weasel.
Friday Night On Turtle Island.
It appears Dear Leader and his cult are intent on calling the election. Fraulein Freeland announced that China virus benefits will be extended till the end of Oct. Can’t have those benefits run out during the election. Rex Murphy at the National Post tonight has a good take on it. This sort of reminds me when I attended a lecture at a military base in Turkey. Which was a welcome change from my men and I getting shot at in a failed country I won’t mention. I wondered why the Turkish officers at the lecture were celebrating, and they explained to me that they received some new perks because an election was coming.
Its Friday Turtle Island!
Blacklock reports on how Adolf The Gay Nazi wants to appoint a chief censor for the internet. He will have the power to close down websites. Closed door hearings will also be held to handle hurt feelings on the internet. Blackie’s CBC continues to trash the Catholic Church, and now his lapdog cabinet ministers are doing it. Lots of stories on how everyone is going to die in Alberta because of the lifting of lockdown restrictions. Only Justin can save the province. And the post office is going to offer loans. If its anything like mail delivery, you can expect your loan in about six months.
Evening Notes From Muskoka!
Justin The Wonderful is filling the senate with cult members. Appointed an Indian who ran for the Liberals and was on the missing Indian women commission. Along with a person from Quebec who worked for a Liberal premier. And three other assorted socialists. Jason Kenny is upset that Blackie ignored the plans to elect a senator from Alberta. Dear Leader made the choice instead, snubbing Alberta. And speaking of Alberta, born again communist Charles Adler celebrates that Notley’s NDP have almost raised twice as much money as Kenny’s UCP. Make Alberta socialist again! Santa Claus Justin threw another 100 million dollars at Toronto again today. He/She/It is in private meetings tomorrow, which of course means he is heading for his Harrington Lake palace for a long weekend. And the CBC thinks its great that China held talks with the Taliban today. It will bring stability to the region.
Its Fascism Day On Turtle Island!
Good Morning Settlers! Working on my summer shack in Muskoka today to keep the vermin out. No I don’t mean the Liberals. Here are some things to ponder. Blacklock reports that Adolf’s Heritage Minister Hans Gruber will be explaining how the proposed censorship bill will ban any internet chatter that upsets the Liberals or “progressives”. Border security is being questioned on collecting information for the taxman. And Turtle Island’s weather experts are being questioned for cherry picking weather data to support global warming scams. Apparently the White House is looking for a nursing home for Old Joe. Fox News reports that he keeps mixing up Trump with Obama. He also claims to be a 18 wheeler truck driver.
Update: Blacklock reports that Adolf’s Public Health Agency squealed to the Mounties on 58 thousand settlers who didn’t stay home while under quarantine. And a bill lowering the vote age to 16 is receiving second reading at the Senate.
Tonight’s Musings From The Dock.
Turtle Island’s new superhero “Electric Man” pleased international lenders by throwing five billion dollars at a dam in Labrador. At the fake press conference, the premier justified the donation from Alberta by stating that the hydro will be needed, because everyone in Newfoundland will be driving electric vehicles in a few years. Yes, he really said that. Rex Murphy has a great story at the National Post on the 2070 budget. A national whiny indian group wants all residential schools investigated. They will need lots of money to do that of course. And Herr Adolf The Magnificent hinted at an election today. He ranted about Conservatives being racist bastards, and holding up his conversion therapy legislation.
Good Morning Turtle Island!
Blacklock reports that Climate Barbie burned jet fuel on a government plane to Edmonton yesterday, to lecture Albertans about reducing pollution. She has racked up 20,000 kil. in air travel last year.
Update: Canadian Press reports that Santa Claus Blackie handed over 5 billion dollars to the Muskrat dam project. Geeze, buying votes on the “Rock” is expensive.
Turtle Island Tonight!
FREE STUFF FOR EVERYBODY! Vote Liberal! Yes all we saw at the bought and paid for media today, was the Grand Poobah Of The Cottage. Extensive coverage of him explaining how he saved Turtle Island from the China virus. Even the Toronto Sun had a wonderful picture of him on their website. Big announcement that the premier of P.E.I. has submitted to Blackie, and will join the billion dollar babysitting service. When will Conservative premiers learn that kissing his ass will not save them from being trashed during the election. And billions being given to the Muskrat Falls white elephant dam. Can’t wait to see what tomorrow brings.
Today On Turtle Island
After a busy day creating that election ad with the Governor General, Bozo The Gay Clown is back on the election trail. Today he burns jet fuel at taxpayer expense to Prince Edward Island, where he will talk about vaccines and throw money around. Nothing to do with the election of course. His lapdog diverse cabinet ministers will also be taking suitcases of money around the country.